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Eisenfaust

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technically, if you have a scorpion milkshake, you're getting scorpion semen (or the scorpion equivilant) in there anyway

at least this way it's not mixed with guts and shells and stingy things

hmmm....
"You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards."

just think of the marketing! "a stallion's jizz for a stallion's zizz!"... how can it not have caught on sooner
 

ZombieGenesis

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Apr 15, 2009
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Didn't taste that bad actually.

Of course I'm kidding, that sounds just horrid... I'm pretty sure people have been arrested in the past for wanting to try that specific 'dish'.
I dare not think how it was harvested. Imagine the buckets.

Oh god.
 

Proverbial Jon

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Nov 10, 2009
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TheEvilCheese said:
Really, this seems odd to you?
Did you ever consider that eggs are basically 'Chicken Periods' (as my friend not so subtly put it )
Or unfertilised chicken ovulations, as one of my friends call them.

OT: I think Japan has the monopoly on strange food, but then it's always going to seem strange if our own particular countries don't eat it as standard.

Can't say I'd really want to try horse semen, but then you have to wonder how half of the food we DO eat ever came to be tried in the first place...
 

Dags90

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Mr.K. said:
Well some people like semen... so why the hell not.

Question is would you still kiss a girl/guy who had horse semen in her/his mouth?
You mean like...snowballing? Or after an initial swallow?

I guess this is one way for NZ to go about getting rid of all those sheep rumors...
 

Caliostro

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Jan 23, 2008
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I don't get the drama...

Text-based flowchart to figure this shit out:

1 - Did the people know what they were eating?
a) Yes. Go to 2.
b) No. Go to 3.

2 - Then that's really their problem isn't it?

3 - Then someone's getting sued the fuck out, probably going to jail...

Looks pretty clear cut to me.
 

valkeminator

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Oh god why did I not know about this?! But I would have to say that is ... disgusting. Reminds me of American Pie Russian Roulete where they put horse semen in the revolvers instead of bullets... I'd rather take bullets than that...thing.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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People eat all sorts of stuff for reasons ranging from supposedly increased potency to the fact that they just didn't have enough food to go around when the culture was developing. Besides, the probably needed the horses for work and you can constantly produce that, so it's like a never ending meal as long as the horse is healthy and producing. Not that I'd eat it. XD
 

ConnorCool

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It's only wierd the first few times somebody eats something unusal, then it becomes a delicacy, and then more acceptable. Imagine the crap the first guy to eat an egg got.
"You ate what?!? Don't speak to me ever agan."
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I'm not going to judge. The craziest things become delicacies and socially acceptable. In France I ate snails and they tasted rather good (albeit expensive) and I think the concept of eating a snail kind of strange.

Still... EWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[sub]I'd still try it.[/sub]
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Anoctris said:
Merkavar said:
I dont know when this actually happened but I'm guessing it was recent since it was the main story on Good News Week.

Anyway, here is the gist. There is a food festival in New Zealand where from my understanding they try to out do each other each year, like scorpian milk shakes and stuff.

But during the last one they actually served
horse semen.
different flavours were avaliable.

Ok i can understand scorpians and jelly fish being eaten. They are animals etc. I can even live with the occasional sheep you guys enjoy. But why go flavoured... you know.

Can anyone enlighten me to how you go from scorpian milkshakes to that extreme. Or am i just an imbred uncultured swine who wouldnt know fine food if slapped me in the face.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/303837
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&source=hp&biw=824&bih=814&q=new+zealand+food+horse&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&fp=65be805b675c06cc
While it does seem extreme, I fail to see how it's any more horrible than any of the other accepted exotic cuisines that cost you a fortune in fancy restaurants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread

Google testicles and cooking - I'm sure you'll be pleasently horrified.
I always found "Sweetbread" funny for a name for a type of meat dish because "Sweetmeats" are in fact sweets/candy.