Poll: You are approached by a mysterious, cloaked figure and asked a question...

[RaNDM G]

No. A farm of elves who will do my every bidding is a different story, but I wouldn't take midgets.

 

[GingieAle]

Yes, I'd farm space pirate ninja midgets for my army to commence the invasion of Denmark.

Why Denmark?

OT: Of course not, who would buy a midget?

Yes in the idea that in this random situation it were possible to make some sort of actual profit off of such a career...buuut in reality I'd say no...there ain't no real money to be made in farms...now the Midget Tossing League on the otherhand...

Anywho, for the the sake of argument in this fictional world I'll say yes.

Get ready for some of the most politically incorrectness that you'll see in this thread.

My farm would be a once a week Midget gladiator arena and petting zoo with $3 bags of peanuts that can be thrown at the midgets. For a additional fee of $20 you and your children may rent out the midgets for parties and if requested: kiddy rides, in which they will be dressed as varying animals and forced to crawl on all fours. We are currently looking for sponsers from the 'Take a wish foundation' and 'Beating Sacks Full of Kittens' (B.S.F.K) organization for additional funds so that we may help castrate the males and sterilize the females (Don't want them getting out of hand in population growth). But of course let's not forget that once a month the farm hosts a family night where you and your kids may take sticks and beat our midgets like pinyatas as they hang from the ceiling.

(For anyone about to make a comment about me being rude, insensitive, cruel, ignorant, ect., please just know that this is all just a joke. If you take offense, then I am sorry, however the whole point of the thread is a joke).

I'm not sure whether to feel bad for laughing or not...

 

[Souplex]

Can I own it but not operate it?

 

[SilentCom]

The first thing to come into my mind is "WTF?!? No!". A midget farm is a human farm except the people are shorter...

 

[Utrechet]

Can I own it but not operate it?

No questions shall be answered :3

 

[Gruevy]

 

[blue heartless]

Yeah I'll give it a go. Not many people in the world are able to say that they have. Plus, if I turn it into a church I get a huge tax break.

 

[CleverCover]

I asked a friend. Her first impulse was "Oo wut?"
Then she said no.

 

[Jegsimmons]

i have always wanted to own willy wonkas factory.....but i have no experience in business.

 

[Utrechet]

i have always wanted to own willy wonkas factory.....but i have no experience in business.

I just laughed. I did not think of Willy Wonka. +5 points for you.

 

[Jegsimmons]

i have always wanted to own willy wonkas factory.....but i have no experience in business.

I just laughed. I did not think of Willy Wonka. +5 points for you.

maby you need to watch this for more lulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Mhn3L3Hys

 

[Corekrash]

They can be my unholy army of the night!

Go my pretties...

KILL! KILL!

 

[Neverhoodian]

Dammit, you beat me to it.

(Though you might want to add some accompanying text, lest the mods give you a warning for a low-content post)

In all seriousness, my "answer" would probably be just backing away warily. In my experience it's best not to deal with strange people like that at all.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

No.

I'm sorry, but I don't see much money making there. At the very least I will end up short on cash.

Really though, I would find it unethical. So no.

 

[BodomBeachChild]

Really, no? A farm of midgets!? You could build a bowling ally on that farm and have MIDGET BOWLING. Who doesn't like throwing a midget at life size bowling pins?

 

[scorptatious]

I would just say no and walk away, clearly confused by the crazy man.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

My reaction:

 

[Souplex]

Can I own it but not operate it?

No questions shall be answered :3

Then no, too many variables.