Poll: You are approached by a mysterious, cloaked figure and asked a question...

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LittleChone

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No. If ONLY because I've learned to never listen to mysteriously dark people who say strange and controversial things, especially when they wear hoods.

 

SteewpidZombie

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GingieAle said:
TonyCapa said:
Yes, I'd farm space pirate ninja midgets for my army to commence the invasion of Denmark.
Why Denmark?

OT: Of course not, who would buy a midget?

SteewpidZombie said:
Yes in the idea that in this random situation it were possible to make some sort of actual profit off of such a career...buuut in reality I'd say no...there ain't no real money to be made in farms...now the Midget Tossing League on the otherhand...

Anywho, for the the sake of argument in this fictional world I'll say yes.

Get ready for some of the most politically incorrectness that you'll see in this thread.

My farm would be a once a week Midget gladiator arena and petting zoo with $3 bags of peanuts that can be thrown at the midgets. For a additional fee of $20 you and your children may rent out the midgets for parties and if requested: kiddy rides, in which they will be dressed as varying animals and forced to crawl on all fours. We are currently looking for sponsers from the 'Take a wish foundation' and 'Beating Sacks Full of Kittens' (B.S.F.K) organization for additional funds so that we may help castrate the males and sterilize the females (Don't want them getting out of hand in population growth). But of course let's not forget that once a month the farm hosts a family night where you and your kids may take sticks and beat our midgets like pinyatas as they hang from the ceiling.

(For anyone about to make a comment about me being rude, insensitive, cruel, ignorant, ect., please just know that this is all just a joke. If you take offense, then I am sorry, however the whole point of the thread is a joke).
I'm not sure whether to feel bad for laughing or not...
Don't feel bad, it just means ya have a sense of humor.

As Mel Brooks once said: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die"
 

jumjalalabash

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No. Honestly the only thing I could think of to do with them is a midgets wrestling show, but that has the problem of drawing hicks to my farm, medical expanses, renting wrestling rings and bleachers. Just a real big hassle to deal with.
 

KenjiG

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Yes, and I would train them to to bake short cakes because of the ironic pain it would cause.
 

XHolySmokesX

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The way the poll and question was worded made me select yes before i even read the whole post. i literally thought there was no question and it was simply a random yes or no lol.

but to actually answer the question. NO, midgets are people like everyone else, owning a farm of them!? thats just plain wrong.
 

Utrechet

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XHolySmokesX said:
The way the poll and question was worded made me select yes before i even read the whole post. i literally thought there was no question and it was simply a random yes or no lol.

but to actually answer the question. NO, midgets are people like everyone else, owning a farm of them!? thats just plain wrong.
1) If you are approached by someone and randomly spout "Yes" then you are just as weird as the guy offering you a midget farm.

2) Notice the "..." at the end. That means a continuation is occurring later on or somewhere else. Read further! Reading won't kill you. In fact, you could train these midgets to read for you :3
 

Chimichanga

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Well, no. What profit is there in such a business? While I definitely think there would be a few potential buyers, it definitely wouldn't be enough to cover the costs and then some required to do so.
 

Biodeamon

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I`d say yes.
because a)one thing videogames have taught me is strangers in cloaks will help you
and b)it`s just a question. I wonder what he`d do or say after i answered...

and apparently i`m one of the very very few who answered yes. Me Gusta.
 

Iron Mal

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I personally would say no and am now wonder what obscure train of thought did the OP have to go down in order to think up this bizzare scenario?

If the OP is reading this, what would you say? Would you want a farm of midgets to call your own on a no questions asked (about literally anything) basis from a shadowy figure?
 

Tibs

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The neighbors would probably never shut the hell up about them so no.
 

Holyeskimo

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Yes, i would raise them to be professional wrestling midgets, and for intermission i would see how many we stuff into a cannon and then launch it at a pool full of jello.