Poll: "You can get away with anything if you say the right thing!"

[Hectix777]

Do you believe it? Lemme restate the question:

Do you believe it's possible to do anything if you say the right thing? If so why or why not? And if you do believe it, what would you be doing and what would you say?

Me, I'd run through downtown San Fransisco nude whilst wearing an American flag whilst yelling,"Obama 2012!!!" Because everyone will believe it was a campaign stunt!

Now it's YOUR turn!

 

[Valagetti]

Duke Nuke'm is shit even if I haven't even played it yet!

 

[Biosophilogical]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

 

[Hectix777]

Duke Nuke'm is shit even if I haven't even played it yet!

But what would you be DOING! that's part two of this

 

[Valagetti]

Duke Nuke'm is shit even if I haven't even played it yet!

But what would you be DOING! that's part two of this

Screaming it outside an EB games store.

 

[Hectix777]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

Killjoy, it's for fun say hitting a woman in the breasts with a boxing glove made of pink frosted cake and said," breast cancer awareness month bitches, check yo (insert preferred slang for the female mammary glands here" and you wouldn't get smacked

 

[Hectix777]

Duke Nuke'm is shit even if I haven't even played it yet!

But what would you be DOING! that's part two of this

Screaming it outside an EB games store.

Thats not very XTREME!!!

 

[DragonFae]

I don't know what it is, but people just seem to believe me when I tell them things. However, I don't think any amount of good/fast talking would let you get away with running through a major city wearing only your national flag. We Aussies to like using flags as accessories, but that's a bit too far, even for us.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

Killjoy, it's for fun say hitting a woman in the breasts with a boxing glove made of pink frosted cake and said," breast cancer awareness month bitches, check yo (insert preferred slang for the female mammary glands here" and you wouldn't get smacked

Okay, now I get ya.

OT: I'd shoot ice out of my fingertips and yell "For Science!". In a public place with a great deal of showmanship.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

Killjoy, it's for fun say hitting a woman in the breasts with a boxing glove made of pink frosted cake and said," breast cancer awareness month bitches, check yo (insert preferred slang for the female mammary glands here" and you wouldn't get smacked

Not sure that would work, in fact I pretty sure you would get kicked in the balls

I suppose if you yell "FOR SCIENCE" you can get away with a decent amount, like run up to a guy kick him in the balls and yell "FOR SCIENCE!" then run away as fast as you can before he tests his own scientific theories

 

[artanis_neravar]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

Killjoy, it's for fun say hitting a woman in the breasts with a boxing glove made of pink frosted cake and said," breast cancer awareness month bitches, check yo (insert preferred slang for the female mammary glands here" and you wouldn't get smacked

Okay, now I get ya.

OT: I'd shoot ice out of my fingertips and yell "For Science!". In a public place with a great deal of showmanship.

Really? really? you managed to ninja "For Science" from me? damn you

 

[Hectix777]

I don't know what it is, but people just seem to believe me when I tell them things. However, I don't think any amount of good/fast talking would let you get away with running through a major city wearing only your national flag. We Aussies to like using flags as accessories, but that's a bit too far, even for us.

Heyheyheyhyehyehyeheyheyheyheyoihey! This is about what you would do and say not my campaign tactics!

 

[Raskolnikov34]

You can't get away with going into a room full of deaf, blind children who don't know braille and hitting them with a baseball bat, there would be no real way to communicate to them why or what you were doing and you couldn't in any way justify it to them.

 

[Hectix777]

Well ... no. Because people have respones to certain situations that are not motive-dependent (like, if I was to set off a bomb in a public place, it doesn't matter what I say, or how reasonable I am, the only thing that matters is that I have a bomb, meaning people (the police, or a bomb squad, or a foreign assassin, etc) will try and stop me setting it off. How they do that (negotiations, a bullet to my brain, tear gas, whatever) may vary on the situation, but certain things are set in stone: bomber = trying to stop the bomber.

Killjoy, it's for fun say hitting a woman in the breasts with a boxing glove made of pink frosted cake and said," breast cancer awareness month bitches, check yo (insert preferred slang for the female mammary glands here" and you wouldn't get smacked

Okay, now I get ya.

OT: I'd shoot ice out of my fingertips and yell "For Science!". In a public place with a great deal of showmanship.

Really? really? you managed to ninja "For Science" from me? damn you

The phrase ,"FOR SCIENCE!," has been used, but not in all the ways it can be used!

 

[neonnightlite]

That's why we have lawyers.

 

[Hectix777]

You can't get away with going into a room full of deaf, blind children who don't know braille and hitting them with a baseball bat, there would be no real way to communicate to them why or what you were doing and you couldn't in any way justify it to them.

Quit poking holes in this!!

OffT: i laughed when I read that...am I going to hell?

 

[Ldude893]

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Sometimes the truth is so outlandish people pass it off as unbelievable.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Well according to Final Fantasy 8 you can murder a public official in front of thousands of people and get away with it - nay - be cheered on as long as you insult the gathered crowd and promise to enslave and subjugate them all like the pathetic worms they are.


EDIT: I just realised that the video doesn't show the dialogue part, nor can I find a video of that part, but it's basically just what I described above: this sorceress murders the president while he's giving a public address and then elaborates her master plan to enslave the world all while being cheered on by the amassed crowds - who then throw her a parade

God this game is dumb.

 

[artanis_neravar]

You can't get away with going into a room full of deaf, blind children who don't know braille and hitting them with a baseball bat, there would be no real way to communicate to them why or what you were doing and you couldn't in any way justify it to them.

Quit poking holes in this!!

OffT: i laughed when I read that...am I going to hell?

Yes...yes you are, but you will have plenty of company


Continuing "For Science"

Police: "Why did you murder all these people and then cut each body part open individually?"

Me: *looks at bloody knife in bloodstained hands, they to the corpses at my feet, then back at the officer* "....For Science?"

Police: "oh...well....move along"

 

[Vykrel]

if you want to get technical... ANYTHING would include things you say.

so what about things you SAY? how do you get away with that if you have to say something different