Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.
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Because if I would fuck anyone, it'd be someone who is hot as the sun AND obscure.
Because if I would fuck anyone, it'd be someone who is hot as the sun AND obscure.
*Reads thread title*
Oh well. If it was anonymous, I would have considered it, but no. I'm perfectly finemasterbating to porn by myself.
And I can't find any celebrity sexy for some reason. I look at my girlfriend and yep, I'm stoned. Celebities? I care none whatsoever.
Oh well. If it was anonymous, I would have considered it, but no. I'm perfectly fine
And I can't find any celebrity sexy for some reason. I look at my girlfriend and yep, I'm stoned. Celebities? I care none whatsoever.
You see, you list the first one as the 'celebrity'. However, I'm pretty sure your second choice is more widely (as well as far more, erm, intimately) known that your first.Evil Smurf said:
OT: Yes, I would do this. I am a single male on Valentine's Day. In my current state you could give me a far more taxing hypothetical dilemma and 'doesn't matter had sex' would apply. It's just a matter of who...
I think I'm going to go with Freida Pinto.
Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't!
As for the public evaluation, do you really think I'd take up the offer to sleep with Freida Pinto just so I could screw it up? I'd fucking train for that weekend, with Rocky-esque montages and everything!
I'll need to do some independent research and get back to you on that.DVS BSTrD said:
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No. Being that I'm:
A) a social recluse,
B) very shy and timid around attractive women,
C) socially awkward around everyone,
D) a virgin who is scared to death of being inadequate, and
E) suffer from severe low self esteem issues,
I doubt I'd even be able to perform, what with all the blood in my body suddenly finding itself in my cheeks, creating a beacon of awkward embarrassment so bright I could fill in for Rudolf, let alone perform badly.
Even if I do perform well enough, the sudden increase in attention would drive me insane. I hate attention. It makes me physically ill. Large amounts of attention makes me paranoid and mentally unstable. I lash out at the people giving me attention.
To all those saying "doesn't matter, had sex"; yes, yes it does matter, especially if it could make your life miserable afterwards.
A) a social recluse,
B) very shy and timid around attractive women,
C) socially awkward around everyone,
D) a virgin who is scared to death of being inadequate, and
E) suffer from severe low self esteem issues,
I doubt I'd even be able to perform, what with all the blood in my body suddenly finding itself in my cheeks, creating a beacon of awkward embarrassment so bright I could fill in for Rudolf, let alone perform badly.
Even if I do perform well enough, the sudden increase in attention would drive me insane. I hate attention. It makes me physically ill. Large amounts of attention makes me paranoid and mentally unstable. I lash out at the people giving me attention.
To all those saying "doesn't matter, had sex"; yes, yes it does matter, especially if it could make your life miserable afterwards.
Sure, even if I did a terrible job I would still be someone who had sex with someone famous and that's what they'll care about, not the actual performance. Basically I would get laid with a person I choose then get laid plenty more.
I see no downside to this.
I see no downside to this.
I'd pass.
I'm more of a "sex is something between two people" kind. If I wanted the world to know how my sex was I'd at least tape the damn event so that there'd be objective evidence if my performance is to be judged and broadcast.
So yeah, no, if the catch is everyone'd know every damn thing that happened and what she thought of it, I'd pass.
I'm more of a "sex is something between two people" kind. If I wanted the world to know how my sex was I'd at least tape the damn event so that there'd be objective evidence if my performance is to be judged and broadcast.
So yeah, no, if the catch is everyone'd know every damn thing that happened and what she thought of it, I'd pass.
Emma Watson ofcourse, partially because I can say I banged Hermione.
And she looks amazing.
Not too worried about my performance, I've never disappointed so far. Heck, they come back for more ;D
And she looks amazing.
Not too worried about my performance, I've never disappointed so far. Heck, they come back for more ;D
Nah. I'd be really embarrassed by someone describing what I'm like in bed, even if they said I was good! And there aren't any celebrities I want to sleep with that badly.
No, for the same reason I don't want to have a one night stand with anyone. This person is just as much a stranger and I don't want to do anything like that with someone I don't know.
I'm afraid I'd have to say no.
In my head I'd jump on that shit in a nanosecond, but in actuality I'd probably be stopped stone cold by the awkwardness of the situation. Also, being totally inexperienced in the act of love making, it would feel like climbing Everest with zero moutaineering skills.
And celebrities that I find attractive are just a fantasy figure, not representitive of how they are in real life. I got a big ol' crush on Alison Brie, but who's to say she's not kind of a ***** when I meet her. I like my attractive celebrities where they belong; On screen.
In my head I'd jump on that shit in a nanosecond, but in actuality I'd probably be stopped stone cold by the awkwardness of the situation. Also, being totally inexperienced in the act of love making, it would feel like climbing Everest with zero moutaineering skills.
And celebrities that I find attractive are just a fantasy figure, not representitive of how they are in real life. I got a big ol' crush on Alison Brie, but who's to say she's not kind of a ***** when I meet her. I like my attractive celebrities where they belong; On screen.
