Poll: You complete a summoning spell and...

[Fappy]

I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.

Oh yeah, why the hell not. Except for not wanting to get raped, that is.

He can't rape you if his dick is made out of ectoplasm!

Arthur Conan Doyle described ectoplasm as "a viscous, gelatinous substance which appeared to differ from every known form of matter in that it could solidify and be used for material purposes".

Uh oh. Maybe Rufio is acquainted with Anna Nicole Smith >.>

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

A shadowy mass!

Makes the mystery all the more horrifying.

 

[kommando367]

A dracolich with an undead army clinging to and riding on top of it.

The army includes liches, which can then summon more dracoliches and more armies and maybe an maybe an eldritch or 2..

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

naked attractive women (or men if you like it) come dancing out of the vortex.
otherwise the summoning of anything would be a waste of time.

I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.

Oh yeah, why the hell not. Except for not wanting to get raped, that is.

He can't rape you if his dick is made out of ectoplasm!

there is a reason why his name sounds close to roofies...

As Terry Pratchett noted, the great tragedy of summoners is that by the time they've spent years poring over eldritch grimoires and poisoning themselves on mercury fumes in order to discover how to summon and control succubi etc, they've invariably forgotten what was meant to come next.

 

[AnotherAvatar]

"A tentacled dragon" Means Cthulhu right? If so then THAT.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

out pops one of the following from the swirling vortex above the city:

Limited Poll Options are Limited!

I like my summoning spells to bring forth an entity with enough power to squash us like a bug, but who's far too classy for that. Someone who's going to take the world for all it's worth, because carving it apart is wasteful. Someone who's geared for Grade A Evil Shit, but who understands that to be grade school stuff. True evil takes its damn time.

Smart evil takes even longer.

 

[McMullen]

Those options are too gentle a torment for humanity. When I complete my summoning, you will hear naught but "Hey! Listen!"

 

[el_kabong]

I'll pick dragon. No tentacles... that could go very wrong. I've seen anime.

Also, if I've summoned it, I assume it's because I have some sort of control over it. I didn't go Shadow Dragon because I don't think I'd be able to ride on something that's ethereal.

 

[StormShaun]

*Grabs all suggestions and throws them in a bin*

Screw you and your limited options. I choose that my portal opens up and gives me and spits out my dream girl which I obviosuly catch into my arms.

This option seems much more happier.

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

out pops one of the following from the swirling vortex above the city:

Limited Poll Options are Limited!

I like my summoning spells to bring forth an entity with enough power to squash us like a bug, but who's far too classy for that. Someone who's going to take the world for all it's worth, because carving it apart is wasteful. Someone who's geared for Grade A Evil Shit, but who understands that to be grade school stuff. True evil takes its damn time.

Smart evil takes even longer.

It's that thing's pet.

 

[Joccaren]

Its a tentacled shadow dragon, and I summon it over some city in Japan simply to find out whether or not I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

 

[cojo965]

Dragon. Love the dragons. Gotta have a dragon.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Spoiler: Tentacles you say?

I have secured world peace, I win this thread! That was the super-secret point of this thread right?

 

[Zen Toombs]

Let's go with the tentacle thing. Dragons are so overused these days. Needs more tentacles. ♥

This, plus your avatar, made me laugh.

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Spoiler: Tentacles you say?

I have secured world peace, I win this thread! That was the super-secret point of this thread right?

Spoiler: Watchmen Spoilers

Onward vagina monster! Go forth, and bring about world peace!

Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts too.

 

[Mauler]

shadow dragons, 10-tackles and other creeps are so overrated...
tentacled dragons seems original, like he got that wirus from prototype and could turn into adventurers and say to others hey that dude is a dragon... yeah...

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'm gonna go with the shadowy mass. It could be anything and if there's one thing I've noticed about most people is that we tend to fear the unknown above all else.

 

[Muspelheim]

"Wait, this doesn't look like the hot daemonettes in the book."

And then, a tentacle abberation made of shadow and random bits of matter plops out. Oopsie.

 

[Jedamethis]

Why, a shadowy mass of course. Dragons and tentacled abberations are delightfully terrifying, but they are also limited.

 

[Drakmorg]

Such limited options...
Eh, let's go with the Dragon. I can sell it to some crazy rich guy and make a fortune.

 

[Whoatemysupper]

I think the rule of thumb in these situations is; the more adjectives the better.