Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...

[emeraldrafael]

Oh yes, I knew exactly where this was going right fromt he title.

... but yeah, I would. If it honestly bothers youm just take her from behind and dont make eye contact with it and you'll be fine (speaking from experience).

you sir must be winning

What do you mean? its not like its soemthing you get a medal for.

 

[Tahmoh]

So...are we talking just a penis? or both? coz hey if she has both not a big deal i can ignore the winky if its scarlet johansen!

 

[The Hero Killer]

....does she have a vagina right underneath Bible Black style?

 

[AgentNein]

What the hell, I try everything at least once.

Not exactly the greatest life philosophy....

Hrm, my heroin/coke/random pills addiction agrees with you.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I'd tap a pig with a face like that.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Tape it to her stomach with duct tape, enough to completely cover it up, and go to town.

 

[gyroscopeboy]

is she a woman who just happens to have a penis? or a pre-op tranny? Big difference haha

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'm... terribly sorry. But I like vaginas. Not dicks.

I have a friend that likes both, though, and since you have a bit of both worlds, I'm sure you'd hit it off.

 

[godofslack]

If I could pick up Scarlet Johansen and she had a dick I'd end up saying see ya. Then I would use my magic gorgeous woman picking-up skills to find another beautiful woman without a dick.

 

[Inkidu]

Great, now I'm never going to be able to fantasize about her again. Thanks! Thanks a whole freaking lot...

Exactly how much work did I have to go through to get her to the "let's have sex" point? Because if it's a lot well then I'm already in it.

 

[Goofguy]

Nope, not interested in the slightest. Trying not to make eye contact with it, taking her/him from behind or covering it up would still not prevent the loss of my libido. The idea of it being there would always be in my head even if I decided to try it for the sake of it.

 

[synobal]

....does she have a vagina right underneath Bible Black style?

I'm just quoting that because I find that question some how amusing. I mean I really don't know why but it strikes me as hilarious. I can imagine someone just asking that in the middle of a discussion in a bar or something.

 

[Brentpool]

The point is, you don't need to mention the dick thing, if you say "I totally banged Scarlet Johansen" you are a god amongst men in the eyes of your friends and every dude you meet for the rest of your life.

 

[SimpleChimp]

My problem would be the fact that i can't just do the whole "don't pay attention to it what ever. Its Scarlet, just nail her"

She wants to have sex (or make love what ever) and thats the equivalent of being a selfish lover. You have to offer the common courtesy of a reach around (right?). Or atleast make sure that both parties are sexually satisfied. Plus what if the prefers being on top, because no thank you i am not taking anything up the back end.

I mean she is gorgeous, and probably has a great personality, but its like finding out any one else is (or was) a man. No thank you, i'm flattered but thats not my thing.

(also probably about two minutes of going OMG OMG OMG WHAT THE FUCK OMG OMG OMG) because honestly i would be suprised and to in the moment to let something like that just slide off me.

 

[Raskolnikov34]

What the hell, I try everything at least once.

Not exactly the greatest life philosophy....

Hrm, my heroin/coke/random pills addiction agrees with you.

Ha, at least you, or your addictions at least, are honest.

 

[martin's a madman]

If I could pick up Scarlet Johansen and she had a dick I'd end up saying see ya. Then I would use my magic gorgeous woman picking-up skills to find another beautiful woman without a dick.

Or find one more with a dick!
Then you'd have two dicks!

 

[Biodeamon]

http://youtu.be/SHHru1ZDVWk

No. I`d get myself checked first for STD`s before even thinking about that.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

It would certainly be a surprise, but...

Yeah, alright. Why not? Whichever way round she wants too, but that's just because I'm a *****.

 

[Scabadus]

Nope I would have to leave dissapointed. Not that I care what other people do or are behind closed doors, but when it's me then my partner has to be 100% female. Or at the very least so post-op that I can't tell the difference.

 

[godofslack]

If I could pick up Scarlet Johansen and she had a dick I'd end up saying see ya. Then I would use my magic gorgeous woman picking-up skills to find another beautiful woman without a dick.

Or find one more with a dick!
Then you'd have two dicks!

I'd keep on trying until I get one otherwise.