Poll: You end up in bed with Scarlet Johansen, but...
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Oh god. I'm drunk but, that killed me. I pity you?Kukulski said:
Also, where do you and your sister live?
Finally, I was seriously tempted to post this thread to this womans twitter. Apparently, between my twitter ineptness (inept twitterness?) and her apparent reclusivity not all celebrities live on that thing. Shame, her mad fans could have made this even funnier.
No.
That's the kind of thing you tell me beforehand.
"But what if she *did* tell you beforehand?"
....>_>
That's the kind of thing you tell me beforehand.
"But what if she *did* tell you beforehand?"
....>_>
Shit, if there's one thing porn has taught me it's that Eastern European girls are fit as fuck and freaky.Kukulski said:In a place where you don't have to cross the see to find hot girls: Polandkurupt87 said:Oh god. I'm drunk but, that killed me. I pity you?Kukulski said:
Also, where do you and your sister live?
Women here are either taken, fat or faux-American. Mostly the second.
I have to visit Eastern Europe at some point for this precise reason, might as well make it Poland and your sister.
Also, I should exchange my pounds for Zloty's [sub]sluty's?[/sub] when I'm there and hit the town, right?
nope, i'm not gay-bashing or anything in any way, hell go nuts do whatever you want, but i am not into penis's, clear and straight, never have been, so no thank you, i'd clearly get out of there in a fashionably manner and never speak of it again.
i'm really curious..what does that persons quote have to do with ryan reynolds?...funguy2121 said:
Depends, does she still have a vagina? Like under the penis or something cause then I would
If the isn't a vagina... I guess oral sex is still an option right?
If the isn't a vagina... I guess oral sex is still an option right?
I wish (but that does sound like a post-breakup, good PR statement, doesn't it?). I'm an actor just starting my uphill struggle in the biz, and I had the good fortune to work with Ryan, and Scarlet came by the set one day. I'm happy to say that both of them are awesome people.funguy2121 said:
I'd be more concerned how I was going to break the news to Wheezy, and then what his response would be, and then wonder if I'm being a bit rude walking out of the bedroom to email Wheezy Waiter, so I'd go back and apologize and offer to make her / him / Scarlet tea. Assuming she / he / Scarlet has got clothes on again. I'd still be in the buff, it's my house, I'll be as naked as I want!
Have sex with her / him / Scarlet though, oh heavens no. I'm not gay (or whatever other sexual orientation / proclivities this falls under) nor am I really comfortable with anal if there is another erect penis flailing around. However I think I'd be able to get over it if I found out after some alternate form of intercourse. I admit I would feel a tad guilty being unwilling to reciprocate, which is another reason I specify I find out after.
Well that was a little strange to think about in too much detail.
Have sex with her / him / Scarlet though, oh heavens no. I'm not gay (or whatever other sexual orientation / proclivities this falls under) nor am I really comfortable with anal if there is another erect penis flailing around. However I think I'd be able to get over it if I found out after some alternate form of intercourse. I admit I would feel a tad guilty being unwilling to reciprocate, which is another reason I specify I find out after.
Well that was a little strange to think about in too much detail.
is she a hermaphrodite?
that i could maby probably not really kinda sort of work with.Possibly.
if i didn't have to touch it.
straight up shemale? No...but i would give her/him an award for best actor/actress.
though i'd probably call ryan rynolds to see if she's carrying any extra baggage...and to see when the deadpool movie is coming out.
that i could maby probably not really kinda sort of work with.Possibly.
if i didn't have to touch it.
straight up shemale? No...but i would give her/him an award for best actor/actress.
though i'd probably call ryan rynolds to see if she's carrying any extra baggage...and to see when the deadpool movie is coming out.
I believe that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett are filing for divorce with the split being amicablegmaverick019 said:
Wowzers, she's fucking hot!....but no, if I discovered she had a penis, I'd just be thoroughly disappointed. Extremely, flattered, but no.
NO just no. You aren't allowed to fool a guy like that. A heads up then you might get a few who would agree.
The two of them were serious. I believe they were married.gmaverick019 said:
I've asked, and he doesn't have a vagina
I would (not her mind, she doesn't interest me, dick or no. I have another lady in mind) totally go with it- I won't be having sex lightly, not because I feel it is 'sacred', but simply because I generally can't open up to others.
If I'm at this stage in the relationship, I really don't care if she is biologically male, female or xenomorph.
And, lets be fair, here- You probably never *asked* her if she had a vagina.
If I'm at this stage in the relationship, I really don't care if she is biologically male, female or xenomorph.
And, lets be fair, here- You probably never *asked* her if she had a vagina.
I would go down on her and hope she wouldn't want to do any butt related activities. But man, waist up, unbelievable. I just wanna touch 'em.