Poll: You find 40 thousand dollars ?

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Auron225

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Return it - 40k in cash? In a backpack? I'm trying to think of a way it could look more dodgy but I just can't come up with one... maybe if I find the bag within the hands of a drug lord?

No way I'm touching that - the police can have it. Maybe I'll get a lollypop from them.
 

DudeistBelieve

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Jamash said:
Would I fuck over the type of people who carry $40,000 in cash? No, I don't think I would.

It's not like money occurs naturally, so obviously that money belongs to someone, someone who has a good reason, but also an illicit reason, for having such are large and exact amount of cash in a bag rather than in the bank.

If there was no way of quickly tracing the owners, i.e. something with their phone number in the bag so I can immediately tell them I'd found their money and arrange to return it (an address on it's own wouldn't be good enough because there's no way I'd risk running into the owners with their money unless I'd informed them I was returning it beforehand), then I'd just leave the bag where I found it and let it be someone else's problem - handing in potential drug money to the police probably isn't wise either, as it could easily be construed as a form snitching.

$40,000 isn't really a lot of money anyway, certainly not enough to risk my permanent well-being by taking it, although if I could definitely return it without any trouble or misunderstanding, then even a 0.5% finders fee would be a better result when you weight up the risk vs. reward.
This.

I've seen No Country For Old Men.

I leave that money alone, if I take anything? Maybe a thousand but I leave the rest.
 

Abomination

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My response would be

"BETTER CALL SAUL!"

Because there's a lot I could do with $40,000 to improve my wellbeing.

If not me, the next person who stumbles upon it would probably just take it for themselves anyway.
 

SpAc3man

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Screw your moral high-ground. I'm keeping it. I would put that shit towards a car and the deposit to my first home. No regrets.

Maybe a new PC.

SaneAmongInsane said:
This.

I've seen No Country For Old Men.
Just don't go back to give the dying guy water. You should be all good.
 

Milkman Jim

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If I saw the bag, I wouldn't go near it at first.

I would discreetly examine the area, checking for other people, CCTV, hidden cameras etc.

Then, as much as I hate to admit, I'd probably grab a fair amount of money and walk off with it. Making sure to only touch what I take, leaving no marks on the bag or remaining money.

Once I get home, I would check every single note for a form of tracking device. If none, keep the money and have a great time spending it.

No evidence left behind, only a portion of money taken, minuscule risk of being caught or hunted down. Win!
 

Vicarious Reality

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Obviously i would take it as my own since someone just left it wherever
How exactly would someone track me down?
Rather pointless thread
 

TheUsername0131

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I do not touch it. I do not even LOOK at it.
I haul ass home, and plan a new route home from wherever I was so I don't have to go that way again. I can think of a few reasons that much money would be lying around, and none of them are good.
Schmuck Bait: It's about as safe as a conspicuously untouched treasure chest.

It could be drug money, someone?s morgue payments, funds for an orphanage.

"... lots of that stuff is traceable if the authorities are given any reason to come sniffing at the recipient?s door."
-GMC p.28

Even if you play the Good Samaritan and hand it over to the authorities, there is no guarantee that they themselves will be honest. Especially if you come around and ask about what happened to the money and they then deny every receiving such an inordinate amount? and then overtly threaten you too leave and never come back asking.
 

shootthebandit

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Abomination said:
My response would be

"BETTER CALL SAUL!"

Because there's a lot I could do with $40,000 to improve my wellbeing.

If not me, the next person who stumbles upon it would probably just take it for themselves anyway.
Why call a lawyer like saul they will want a cut. Heres what you do, you take small amounts of cash (say $100) on several occasions to a casino. If you are unfortunate enough to live in a backwards country where gambling is illegal then i feel sorry for you. If anyone wonders why youve got all that cash then you use the gambling as an alibi. Make sure you bet on low risk stuff if you keep betting red or black youll statistically be giving up 50%
 

aba1

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I would see if there is some sort of identification in the bag or something if not then take it to the police. If the police don't find the owner I guess it is mine which I would really appreciate cause it would help finance my game till I can finish and publish it.
 

Zak757

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I call my dealer and ask why the money is late.

(it could be someones and I don't want to get caught up in a shitstorm, so I ignore it)
 

Amakusa

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I would say no i would keep it. However legally your meant to return it to the police. You can lay a claim with the police that if no one is able to claim ownership, that you should get it. Unless there is legislation in place that says police keep all unclaimed goods.
 
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Nouw said:
40,000 is a lot of money to find in cash so needless to say it's probably safer in the hands of the police.
jup. 1.I dont knwo where the money is from-maybe its illegal earned or robbed-so I dont want to profit from that kind of shit. Or it might be connected to criminal stuff in other ways and while these "got money now got criminals biting me in my sweet ass"-movies are nice to watch, they might not be nice to live.
2. I would bring it back-if they dont find the owner after a certain time you get it, if they find them, they are obliged to compensate me a certain percentage of the worth if I remember correctly here. Even if not-it is not mine. I would feel bad to take that. Also I dont need it. While, yeah, money is nice because it can give you more possibilities, I dont "need" it to survive, while the person who lost it might. Because I dont know, I´d bring it back or call the police-even if I knew, I would not want it. Dont need it, its too much.
 

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The problem is, if you do find it (like just the money, no explanation or personal effects or other identifying features), how are you supposed to know if someone claiming it is actually the person who lost it? If it's in a generic enough case, enough people will guess that someone will eventually get it right whether its theirs or not. If you find $40,000 unattended dollars with no explanation, you probably just stumbled upon something extremely criminal, in which case you examine the chances of them catching you. I have no qualms about stealing from mobsters, but I sure as hell don't want them to know if I do.
 

MammothBlade

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Sounds suspicious. That backpack could be rigged with a tracking device. People don't just lose backpacks with that much money in them. I would pilfer a few wads of cash (£5000 at most) and then just leave the thing lying there.
 

Dragonclaw

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If you are looking for a post about being the upright citizen, going to the police, playing it safe and ignoring the bag...this is not the right post...

40K in a backpack? No ID? yeah, I'm keeping it. The backpack itself will quickly find it's way to a homeless guy or a Goodwill store well away from me. I'm probably not going to be anywhere near the route that I found the bag for quite a while just to make sure no one saw me in the area enough to put 2 and 2 together just in case someone is looking for it. I'm never going to look like I suddenly came into money either...a few bills will be paid ahead of schedule, but overall I'll be very inconspicuous.
 

Doom-Slayer

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Take half, turn in the other half. Easy. Nobody would suspect you, and the owner/police will never be able to prove you took any.