Poll: You get a free wish (from an asshole genie)

[pppppppppppppppppp]

"My wish is for you to grant my wish literally when I say "Leave this world," to you, the genie.
Can someone think of a way to twist that?

Found it! [http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=world#hl=en&safe=off&q=world&tbs=dfn:1&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=9UwrTsv0IsSqsQL59IS1Cw&sqi=2&ved=0CBgQkQ4&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=4314f23e9084643a&biw=1366&bih=643]

The eighth definition of world defines is as "A period of history." so it's very possible for the genie to travel to a different period of time, and, say, get your dad to wish for a harem of women. He never meets his wife, and you're never born. Something to that degree.

 

[Traskelion]

Decide not to make a wish. Once it's clear he plans to be quite an A-Hole, and I no longer feel guilt about what I'm going to do to him:

"I wish you produced no sound nor effect on light or mass."

Essentially causing him to never be seen or heard again. Only hanging around, invisible, alone. Probably forever.

 

[Alssadar]

Another one of the "More Genies."

 

[THE_NAMSU]

"My wish is for you to grant my wish literally when I say "Leave this world," to you, the genie.
Can someone think of a way to twist that?

Found it! [http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=world#hl=en&safe=off&q=world&tbs=dfn:1&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=9UwrTsv0IsSqsQL59IS1Cw&sqi=2&ved=0CBgQkQ4&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=4314f23e9084643a&biw=1366&bih=643]

The eighth definition of world defines is as "A period of history." so it's very possible for the genie to travel to a different period of time, and, say, get your dad to wish for a harem of women. He never meets his wife, and you're never born. Something to that degree.

AW FOR .....

 

[iLikeHippos]

OBVIOUSLY, I'd wish for him to change his mood upside-down permanently, turning him from an asshole to a loving, generous genie. THAN I could bring out the big wishes.

 

[Fbuh]

I would wish for unlimited video games. Can't really be fucked up because its simple, yet effective.

Unless, of course, he gave you an unlimited supply of a specific game, such as Barbie Horse Adventures.


Me? I'd wish for the ability to alter reality in anyway I see fit. No matter how you spin that, I am still ultimately in control.

EDIT

Alright, my wish is to be able to voice anyone and draw very well. No ill effects are needed.

Unless it makes you just shout at people (as in voicing, turning it into a verb) and pull water out of a well.

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

Decide not to make a wish. Once it's clear he plans to be quite an A-Hole, and I no longer feel guilt about what I'm going to do to him:

"I wish you produced no sound nor effect on light or mass."

Essentially causing him to never be seen or heard again. Only hanging around, invisible, alone. Probably forever.

Ah, but he can have you smell something incredibly awful for the rest of your life.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wish that I had anime figures.
That aren't stolen.
And are legally purchased.
And aren't hentai.

 

[kasperbbs]

I would just ask him for a shitload of money delivered in a safe way that he couldn't kill me with it and of course in a specific currency so i wouldn't end up with cash from year 3000.

 

[Burntpopcarn]

wish for a million bucks, a hot girlfriend and an m4 carbine with lots of ammo, but ensure that he wasn't robbing a gun store or giving me euros instead of dollars or somthin

 

[Azure-Supernova]

"I wish that I held in my left hand a coin which would grant three wishes and cause a time stop which in order to end the conditions my intial wish must be satisfied."

With my first wish I'd grant myself the ability to grant further wishes. With my second I'd wish for the genie to have a change of heart and decide to grant my wish straight. For the third I'd set him free of his servitude as a genie.

 

[FalloutJack]

So, the Wishmaster then, from the movies of the same name.

"Okay, I wish you wouldn't take my soul."

And now, watch as he implodes.

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

wish for a million bucks, a hot girlfriend and an m4 carbine with lots of ammo, but ensure that he wasn't robbing a gun store or giving me euros instead of dollars or somthin

Well this is just too easy. He gives you a million horses or "bucks" who charge at you. Your "hot" girlfriend is on fire, your house burns down. I could go on.

 

[jumjalalabash]

"I wish you wouldn't grant my wish."

See if I can paradox a hole in the universe.

 

[k-ossuburb]

I would wish for unlimited video games. Can't really be fucked up because its simple, yet effective.

They're all the same video game and they're all E.T. for the Atari and IT'S THE ONLY GAME YOU CAN PLAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Me? I'd wish for the genie to shut the hell up, then continue on my merry way.

 

[theheroofaction]

Hmm, well for the asshole djinni I would have to think of something really clever.

I know, I'll make him summon a nice djinni.

 

[kuolonen]

Wait, does the genie know my personal morals and ideals? Is he omniscient? Could I trick him making the wishe's bad side affect to work in my favor?

Say I hate group X. I trick the genie into believing I love group X. I'd wish complete happiness for the group, then giggle maniacly as the genie turns every single person in group X into drooling morons whose happy place exists inside their minds.

EDIT: dammit I should not post this late in night, typos abound.

 

[nuba km]

'I wish this wish backfires', see what he makes of that.

 

[Tiger Sora]

I'd wish for Gir we'd have fun all day long.