Poll: You have a time machine. What do you do with it?

[DoctorWhat]

I'd go back in time and invent the tension sheet. A cookie to the person who gets the reference

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere....

Well, after watching Stephen Hawking's universe this evening, I'm assuming we're going with the whole sci-fi time machine type thing, not the theory of relativity version... So I'd probably go to 3 years ago, when I switched to secondary school, kicked mini-me in the nads and told myself to man up... There, simple, efficient, and helpful.

 

[mad825]

I would go back in time (to the past)

back to my childhood and teach myself everything that I know today also I would open an trust fund with £1.5 million then let it grow, I would nurture myself to teenage-hood by posing as a baby sitter and a child psychologist to avoid any suspicion then after that I would discover a few computer and astronomical things before the original researchers discover it