Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?

[Jadwick]

I've been playing Stellaris, so I guess I have to fight the entire stellar nation of the Ixian Technocracy.

I don't think I could get past the genetically modified leader let alone 5 governors, 4 scientists, 4 fleet admirals, and 2 generals.
Not including the 74 populated planets, 115 armies, and entire man power you would need for around 300 ships.

No, I think I'd be pretty boned.

 

[Chaos Isaac]

Not gonna lie, last character I played as was a 7'2" Demon Man who channels darkness to hit things harder.

I'd lose.

 

[SilverLion]

I've been playing PokemonX.
So my opponent is a 11-year-old. I'd say I've got this
Unless he gets to use his Pokemons... Then I'm screwed as hell...

That is exactly what I was going to say. Damn you, for you hath stolen thy thunder!

 

[Asclepion]

I would give any regular person decent odds against the fighters from Exanima.

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Well I was goofing off with the One Punch Man mod in Fallout 4 so

Spoiler: welp

 

[-Dragmire-]

Gig.

I'm fucked.

[small]Revya doesn't count. Gig's the big shot main character.[/small]

 

[FPLOON]

I won, but I didn't have enough balls to finish the job...

Other than that, before that, I was screwed ether way because it was black-on-black violence...

 

[Zen Bard]

Just ran through my bi-annual play through of the Assassin's Creed II series. So in a fist fight...I'm screwed.

Instead, I'd load Ezio up on some good wine and beg him to train me.

 

[Kaymish]

well depending how we define a character i would either get a sore fist and get a perfect win or given that i retired from the so called sissy branch of the military half a decade ago and never kept up my fitness i would get smashed so badly

the last game i played was take on mars and i was piloting a small rover which i could punch with no problem cause it has no arms and therefore no fists but its made of metal and designed to survive on mars

before that i was playing as Russia in EUIV and just finished getting whopped by the Ottomans and countries have armies who are far better fist fighters than me

and before that was M&B Warband whose player character is dressed up in chain mail has a ridiculous strength stat and has had plenty of experience on the battle field
so on balance i am probably going to have the best chance by running away

 

[Andothul]

Well, my vault dweller in Fallout 4 would instantly recognize me as the least threatening being in the greater Boston area and would just avoid me as to not waste bullets.

 

[DementedSheep]

My Char Guardian from Guild Wars 2

Seeing how he is wearing full armor and his race used to be in war with us human, he can deck me easil!

Mine is a thief so no amour but her claws would be almost the of length of my hand and it's a large bipedal hellcat thing that is trained to fight from birth. Hell no, I'm not going to win that.
I don't think anyone would legitimately win unarmed against something like a Charr, even one that isn't trained to fight. It would be stupider than trying to fist fight a bear.

 

[TT Kairen]

An aging wizard with Rockjoint who isn't allowed to use his magic? Yeah I think I got this...

 

[Fijiman]

The last game character I played would be this guy.

Spoiler

His special ability is punching things. I am going to be a mushy pile of human pulp by the time he's done punching me.

 

[Liljumpman]

My Diablo 2 barbarian. He does crap damage without a weapon equipped so I think I win!

Yeah against minions of hell bruh, maybe not against you.

OT: That would be my MyCareer character in 2k16. 6'9 SF at 255lbs

Eh. I'd get rekt probably

 

[SlumlordThanatos]

The Bearer of the Curse.

Given the nasties that my DS2 character has had to kill so far, I'm confident that she can handle one puny, ordinary human.

 

[Vausch]

Nick Ramos from Dead Rising 3.

Ok, Nick has a lot of combat skills against zombies and knows his way around improvised weaponry, I have a fair amount of martial arts and hand to hand combat training, but he doesn't like to fight people that aren't actively putting him or his friends in danger so... I guess we wouldn't fight. I don't have anything against the guy and would rather use his hammerspace pockets to pull out a combo weapon to asplode the guy making us fight.

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

last guy I played...so...Reinhardt.

On the one hand, he'd smash my face in. He's like seven feet tall and he has power armour. On the other hand, if I blubbered inelegantly and pleaded for my life, he'll probably spare me because he's a nice guy like that.

At which point I would normally stab him in the back, but he has a giant rocket turbine on his back, so...well played, Reinhardt. Well played.

 

[Areloch]

Big Boss. I mean, I've got fighting experience, but I would get choked out, and then wake up on a converted oil drilling platform in the middle of the ocean with a gun and set of BDUs.

Could be worse.

 

[wings012]

Doom Marine would kick my shit. The game I played before that, VA-11HALL-A, I reckon I might stand a chance. But she'd probably kick my shit int he end anyway since I am physically unfit and not well versed in fighting.

 

[immortalfrieza]

Well, I'm playing Kingdom Hearts 1 right now and I'm almost finished, so...

Welp, I'd say I'm screwed in a fight with him, but he wouldn't fight me.