Poll: You wake up with alternate genitalia...

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Ladette

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I could live with it. While I prefer my current set up, my partner and I could live with me having a pingas.

And yeah, we'd probably have a lot of sex over the next few days.
 

CheckD3

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I'd accept it. I personally am in that mindset of a straight man, but could easily be swayed into a straight woman, if, I, were, a woman.

My genitalia and gender don't define me. People's genders shape whom they become, and as a guy, if I suddenly, after 20 years of being shaped into the man I am, became a woman, I'd still be the guy on the inside. It just means getting stuff I wanted to buy easier, as I could get discounts by offering sex rather than having to make conversation and hoping the person at the counter would help me out
 

The Apothecarry

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Hope to god that I'm dreaming and look into breast implants if it's cheaper than replacing my original "form."
 

Dragonclaw

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It depends, if my frame changes to match my new female gender I'd keep it...but if I still look all manly, just with a vagina I think I'll need to be swapping back. As I am right now I wouldn't make a very attractive woman at all...the goatee, no tits and hairy chest are probably pretty big turn offs :p
 

Flac00

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Mr. Fancy Pants said:
I would freak the fuck out initially, then have the surgery. Sex is fun, and I doubt that many women would be impressed to find that I'm lacking the necessary machinery.
YAY! ITS MR. FANCY PANTS!!! Though I think the guy meant in the poll that you were suddenly a member of the opposite sex (maybe even different body types too).
 

Flac00

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Dragonclaw said:
It depends, if my frame changes to match my new female gender I'd keep it...but if I still look all manly, just with a vagina I think I'll need to be swapping back. As I am right now I wouldn't make a very attractive woman at all...the goatee, no tits and hairy chest are probably pretty big turn offs :p
I don't know. A woman with a goatee, AND a hairy chest. Could be worse.
 

game-lover

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I'm pretty sure I'd have a massive panic attack of the highest order and cry. A lot. A whole lot.

Then straight off to get surgery. I'm getting my girly genitals back if it fucking kills me!!!
 

CardinalPiggles

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zelda2fanboy said:
SNIPPY MCSNIPPERTON
sorry, had to do that...

anyways, i saw a programme about this once, some guy got "annoyed with his legs" and decided he didnt want them anymore, so he tied something around his leg, covered it with ice for a while then power sawed it off. he then felt better (WTF!!!) and decided to do the other one, lol.

in reply, yh i think its quite serious and people like this do need help, because if something goes wrong, or they dont do it properly, they could endanger their own lives.

a straight jacket would be too much i reckon, but a doctor in a white coat with lots of needles and pills is a good idea.
 

AvsJoe

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I woul-

Okay Lord Inglip, quit fucking with me. "stress oullown". No, I wouldn't stress alone, I would fuckin' deal with it!
 

Drafon

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First I'd try the cellphone trick, because I've always wanted to see how that works. Then I'd find someone age appropriate to put on a Chiyo-chan costume while we had lesbian sex (that is to say age appropriate for wearing a Chiyo-chan costume). Then I'd just become the world's sluttiest lesbian whore who you couldn't pay enlough to stop sticking her hand down her pants every twenty miliseconds.
 

Magic Cheese

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Well, for a fair comparison of what a transsexual person must feel like, I have to assume I've awakened in the body of a woman, rather than a dude with a vagina; I would definitely be more apt to want to fix this downstairs mix-up if I am now essentially a freak.

I suppose I would be a bit put off by it, because I would still identify as a male and be attracted to girls, but I would never attack my genitals in a desperate attempt to "fix" myself.

I mean absolutely no disrespect to anyone who is confused about their gender identity or lives an alternative lifestyle, but the issue I have with sexual reassignment surgery is it really doesn't change much. Any noticeable effects are due to the hormones they give you; the actual surgery is little more than cosmetic. Basically you're still whatever gender you were when you started except now with mutilated genitalia.

Again, I hope I haven't offended anyone, but I don't understand the need for surgery. If I woke up in the body of a woman, I would probably long to be male again, but I would just settle for being gay and dating girls. I don't know...
 

Nephus

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Oh, that's an easy one to answer.

Freak the hell out, calm down, call all my friends, take the money I was saving up to do it anyway and go on a helluva vacation.
 

Eldarion

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Just the genitals? I guess I have hormone therapy to get started on so that the rest of me matches.

I have no issue with suddenly being a girl, would make my life a little simpler actually.
 

hexFrank202

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This is a GREAT way to give perspective on what it's like to be transgendered to people who aren't such as me.

MY big deciding factor/variable is just how authentic would my new vagina be? Would surgery only be able to give me a somewhat-fake penis, like what real life TSGR'ed women have? Because if I could get a surgery to give me a fully-functional, completely-real, impregnation-capable penis, I would do it. But if it were like the surgeries that currently exist; I'd definitely pass and just live with it.

The first thing I'd do would be what almost all of the guys in this thread have said. After I do that for a couple of straight days...

What would I do then? Well this brings up MORE questions. Do I have a uterus now? Obviously, TSGR'ed women can potentially become pregnant, and I'm guessing that would be pretty traumatic for them. If I had the ability to become pregnant, I'd probably consider having some sort of surgery that made that impossible, but without erasing my sexual feelings; like removing my ovaries or something.

Oh yeah, would I have ovaries? Okay, maybe this isn't a perfect way to shed some perspective quite yet.
 

Xan Krieger

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Scream and wonder how the hell a sarlaac got between my legs.
No doubt I'd be in the hospital as soon as possible.