what the hell are you smoking. He wrote and directed 4. How is that barely involved? Revisionist history FTWSnotnarok said:
Poll: You walk down the street and meet George Lucas...
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Ask for an autograph, obviously. He's one of the most well-known men alive, and I don't give a crap what the mouthbreathers think of his more recent films.
I can't help but think I'd find myself doing the same thing I did when I saw Shia LeBoof after an Assassin's Creed binge.
Unconsciously reach for the Hidden Blade button.
Unconsciously reach for the Hidden Blade button.
I'd give him the same look you give to a dog who shit in your living room. Then I'd pat him on the head and say "It's okay. You're still a good boy." Then I'd tell all the passers by who are staring "He knows what he did, no point rubbing his nose in it."
Edit: Realistically, I'd just ask him "Who shot first?"
If he said "Han" I'd say "Thank you, now can you fix the next release of the movie for christ's sake?"
If he said "Greedo" I would literally punch him in the fucking gut, and damn the consequences.
Edit: Realistically, I'd just ask him "Who shot first?"
If he said "Han" I'd say "Thank you, now can you fix the next release of the movie for christ's sake?"
If he said "Greedo" I would literally punch him in the fucking gut, and damn the consequences.
I'd ask for his autograph.
And then unfold the piece of paper he'd just signed to reveal a legally binding contract stating that he has to leave all of his existing works the hell alone. Forever.
And then unfold the piece of paper he'd just signed to reveal a legally binding contract stating that he has to leave all of his existing works the hell alone. Forever.
Walk up to him, shake his hand, tell him that III and V were great, VI was really good, and IV was okay, while II was mediocre and I put me to sleep. Then I'd tell him that the original films were worse off for most of the changes he made and ask him to restore the original prints.
After that I'd ask him what he smoked when Jar Jar was being written up and Hayden Christiansan(How do you spell his name?) was cast as the precursor to Darth Vader.
Then I'd buy him a drink and bid him good day.
After that I'd ask him what he smoked when Jar Jar was being written up and Hayden Christiansan(How do you spell his name?) was cast as the precursor to Darth Vader.
Then I'd buy him a drink and bid him good day.
I'd have to say that I'd shake his hand and thank him. I absolutely loved the star wars series. They also lead to a bunch of books, which I loved reading as well.
