Alright, i expect alot of posts on this thing DAMNIT! If you read this and don't post, I WILL FIND YOU!
The point of the game is simple. To write a story, piece by piece, user by user. The only rule is that there is no foul language (you can substitute with non explicet words) or anything erotic (once again you can substitute). You post one paragraph, and then another person posts (your allowed to make your post as long as you want, however don't make it too big.) . After 50 posts relevant to the game, i will put it together (after t and read out the first chapter of the story. There is no rule as to how you make the plot flow (if its a serious action scene and you suddenly want to have a drug crazed pacman break through a wall and eat everyone, thats fine, though try to keep it readable). I will start.
Joseph N. Zehnder was mad, madder than he had been in a long time. The previous night (early morning) he had been putting the dinkle winkle in his wifes chinka cha cha, when he heard his the front door of the house quietly open. He had rushed down the stairs, after hastily putting on his robe on, armed only with his trusty bat (wooden of course) to find his daughter totally drunk. He had immediately went into the process of screaming and yelling at her. He demanded a explanation and was shocked to hear two words that would change his life forever.
"TOM CRUISE!" His daughter wailed. "I was over at a friends and she said that tom cruise was coming over. I didn't believe her until i walked in. I was so excited to meet him when suddenly he acted crazy and he pulled out his....and...he....." She trailed off in a sob.
Immediately Joseph assumed the worst. "He pulled out his....and he raped you?!"
His daughter managed to calm down a bit. "He pulled his xbox 360 and alone in the dark and he made me play it! I only got drunk to repress the memories!"
I immediately threw up on our expensive carpet, and plotted how i was gonna kill that freak!
Next person up.
The point of the game is simple. To write a story, piece by piece, user by user. The only rule is that there is no foul language (you can substitute with non explicet words) or anything erotic (once again you can substitute). You post one paragraph, and then another person posts (your allowed to make your post as long as you want, however don't make it too big.) . After 50 posts relevant to the game, i will put it together (after t and read out the first chapter of the story. There is no rule as to how you make the plot flow (if its a serious action scene and you suddenly want to have a drug crazed pacman break through a wall and eat everyone, thats fine, though try to keep it readable). I will start.
Joseph N. Zehnder was mad, madder than he had been in a long time. The previous night (early morning) he had been putting the dinkle winkle in his wifes chinka cha cha, when he heard his the front door of the house quietly open. He had rushed down the stairs, after hastily putting on his robe on, armed only with his trusty bat (wooden of course) to find his daughter totally drunk. He had immediately went into the process of screaming and yelling at her. He demanded a explanation and was shocked to hear two words that would change his life forever.
"TOM CRUISE!" His daughter wailed. "I was over at a friends and she said that tom cruise was coming over. I didn't believe her until i walked in. I was so excited to meet him when suddenly he acted crazy and he pulled out his....and...he....." She trailed off in a sob.
Immediately Joseph assumed the worst. "He pulled out his....and he raped you?!"
His daughter managed to calm down a bit. "He pulled his xbox 360 and alone in the dark and he made me play it! I only got drunk to repress the memories!"
I immediately threw up on our expensive carpet, and plotted how i was gonna kill that freak!
Next person up.
