Poll: Your Bacon and the Escapist are drowning. Which do you save?

[TheSteeleStrap]

Dude, what? I can always buy more bacon...

 

[Vhite]

This poll lacks a 'bacon' answer. 'My bacon!' does not count.

 

[Blunderboy]

Save the Escapist. I've always preferred sausages to bacon anyway.

 

[Professor Lupin Madblood]

Fucking drowning threads. Fuck.
I'll return in a few days when this mess goes away again -_-''.
[sub]OT: Escapist. Vegetarian fo'lyf.[/sub]

Hit me up wit dat veggie fist bump, homie!

OT

Escapist. You know what? No. No, I refuse to partake in this.

This isn't even a fucking choice. Fuck bacon and fuck everyone who buys into the idea that it is somehow funny to mention how much you like bacon. People make fun of 9gag and Reddit for running jokes into the ground, but Jesus Q. Christ.

Also? US bacon isn't even bacon, you asshats. There's no meat in it, just fat and gristle.

Indeed, the Mayans were just a bit early, weren't they?

Also? Maya. If you're going to shitpost, shitpost with proper pluralization.

 

[Frission]

umm, I know this is gonna sound like heresy, but I don't even like bacon.

So it's pretty obvious what my answer is gonna be.

Yep, the Drowning threads are back thanks to this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Froggy%20Slayer]. I think it's best to get it out of our systems quickly and early in the year.

Meh, the mods will just ban everyone again, like they did last time.

...

Ban us all. Burn it all to the ground. Leave no survivors.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Wouldn't diving in and eating the bacon give me the strength I needed to save the Escapist?

 

[Kirov Reporting]

As a vegetarian, my vote goes to The Escapist.

Easiest choice I ever made.

Seconded.

Also, I think this whole thread transcends rational, shoots past abstract and lands in the city of 'what?'

 

[NightmareExpress]

Well, I'll just eat the bacon after I rescue it so unless I'm starving the answer would be The Escapist.
If one were to replace the bacon with a potato, then we would have quite the dilemma on our hands...because I could craft a vintage Mr. Potato head with that and get "hours and hours of unparalleled entertainment".

 

[Andy Shandy]

I hate you kids.

I hate you kids so much.

Back in my day, we'd lynch you if you repeated a thread like this.

I'm all for lynching if it nips this trend in the bud quicker than last time.

 

[Ieyke]

Is it MY bacon? ALL bacon? My proverbial bacon?

MY bacon = save The Escapist. I can always get more bacon later.
ALL bacon = save the bacon. We can always get another website later.
My proverbial bacon = save the bacon. I'm waaaaay more important than The Escapist.

 

[The Funslinger]

I don't see why Americans would bother posting in this thread. They don't even have actual bacon in that country.

 

[soren7550]

What type of bacon are we talking about here?

Either way, the bacon is ruined, so I'd save the Escapist (hey, I got a boyfriend and a CD out of it. I see myself getting even more out of it in the future).

Aslo: fuckin' called this happening. Long live drowning threads!
[small]Yeah, I said it. An' what?[/small]

 

[Basement Cat]

I don't see why Americans would bother posting in this thread. They don't even have actual bacon in that country.

Oh, yeah?

Well what 'ferrinners' call bacon we AMERICANS call 'ham'.

^_^

 

[Cyfu]

I would save the escapist. don't get me wrong, i love me some bacon, but if escapist drowned what would I do all day?

 

[Padwolf]

Oh yay it's another one!

This is perhaps the hardest one out of them all. I don't know. I love the bacon, nothing better than a bacon sandwich Saturday morning. However, what would I do without the Escapist? Where would I go? How would I fill my time? I'm going to have to save the Escapist.

 

[The Funslinger]

I don't see why Americans would bother posting in this thread. They don't even have actual bacon in that country.

Oh, yeah?

Well what 'ferrinners' call bacon we AMERICANS call 'ham'.

^_^

American bacon is just gristle and fat.

THIS is bacon!

This is ham:

A moron could tell the difference!

But then you US folk are a bunch of food troglodytes, so I can't blame you. ;D

 

[SonofaJohannes]

My parents are vegans, so I'll take bacon wherever I can get it.
Sorry Escapist, but I need my proteins.

 

[Dead Seerius]

I plan on killing the next bacon that manages to get itself drown...d..ed?

Seriously what the hell bacon? How'd you manage to get yourself into such a pickle in the first place? Gahd!

 

[Basement Cat]

But then you US folk are a bunch of food troglodytes, so I can't blame you. ;D

Uh-huh?

By the way, when was the last time your fellow countryman Daystar praised 'Limey' food?