Poll: Your beloved pet has destroyed your most prized posession!

[Jailbird408]

Oh no! Coming home from a long day out, ready to admire your favorite thing, you are shocked to discover it is completely trashed. All the evidence points to one culprit: Your pet.

Don't question the logistics, just tell me: How do you feel?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Well I'm certainly not going to KILL the bally thing.

 

[staika]

My laptop noooooooooooooo!
Oh wait I have it insured YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Wait what's this "Does not cover pet damage" NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Someones gonna die and it ain't me.

 

[gostlyfantom]

WHAT? MY DOG KILLED MY OTHER DOG? *pulls out shotgun* DIE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

 

[Slimshad]

I would beat the little dude senseless, then go kill myself afterwards, cause damn.. you can't just go around buying violins everywhere.

Edit: I wouldn't actually beat him. I would just train him out of wrecking stuff. So don't call the animal police or anything.

 

[Vuljatar]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu." /wince "Good boy."

 

[Tiger Sora]

Even if my dog could get up on the desk the way the Mac power cord goes theres no way she could knock it off. And my hat is way to far up to get..... so she must have taken out my bed. *Sighs* Well guess I need a new bed.

 

[LobsterFeng]

My pet managed to kill me? Well I guess there's nothing I can do about that.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Sgt. Furface committed suicide? Tragic... Of course, there were far easier ways to do than by ruining my drumkit and still being home when I got back.

 

[Sooint]

I would beat the little dude senseless, then go kill myself afterwards, cause damn.. you can't just go around buying violins everywhere.

Edit: I wouldn't actually beat him. I would just train him out of wrecking stuff. So don't call the animal police or anything.

HI SLIM. Fancy seeing you here. :3

OT: I would be pretty madbro, but i'd get over it after an hour or so. It certainly wouldn't be anything worth resorting to animal cruelty over.

 

[AvsJoe]

I already hate my sister's dog. I hate dogs in general and this one is no exception. She has also destroyed or damaged a few of my possessions including my phone, a pair of my DVDs, most of my socks, and my bedding. She also chewed up a pendant that my grandmother gave to me years ago, which was among my most prized possessions. I didn't do anything to her then and I wouldn't do anything to her if she did it again; however I would continue to not love her or give her any attention and only take care of her out of duty, not love.

 

[Chancie]

I'd probably yell at her and be really mad for the night, but that's about it. I love my dog too much, and material things aren't always that important.

 

[Slimshad]

I would beat the little dude senseless, then go kill myself afterwards, cause damn.. you can't just go around buying violins everywhere.

Edit: I wouldn't actually beat him. I would just train him out of wrecking stuff. So don't call the animal police or anything.

HI SLIM. Fancy seeing you here. :3

OT: I would be pretty madbro, but i'd get over it after an hour or so. It certainly wouldn't be anything worth resorting to animal cruelty over.

Oh jesus no PLEASE NO! I'm building a political/psychological prolific angel on this site. Don't bring me back down to reality!

 

[idodo35]

nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!
oh well he will get a shout and maybie a small smack but thats it...

 

[Jamash]

If I came home and my goldfish had trashed my car, I would feel worried, very worried.

I would probably try and act calm and pretend I haven't noticed, since my malevolent goldfish with telekinetic powers might also be telepathic and I wouldn't want it to read my mind, read my anger and then crush me with the same terrifying power that could bend metal and turn my 1.5 tonne car into a twisted pile of junk on my driveway.

I think my best bet would be to constantly think happy thoughts as I quickly packed a bag and left my house forever.

 

[ilspooner]

I would be annoyed, but they don't really understand about possesions and stuff, so I wouldn't take it out on my adorable little boy.

If I came home and my goldfish had trashed my car, I would feel worried, very worried.

I would probably try and act calm and pretend I haven't noticed, since my malevolent goldfish with telekinetic powers might also be telepathic and I wouldn't want it to read my mind, read my anger and then crush me with the same terrifying power that could bend metal and turn my 1.5 tonne car into a twisted pile of junk on my driveway.

I think my best bet would be to constantly think happy thoughts as I quickly packed a bag and left my house forever.

I have seen the raw power of telekinetic goldfish. If yours turns out to have those powers, you must flee. Flee far away. To the other end of the world away. Nothing can stop them once they choose a victim. D:

 

[crudus]

My most prized possession is my hedgehog which is my only pet. I would be surprised if it could commit suicide.

 

[Knusper]

If my hypothetical cat destroyed my fedora, there really would be no option but turn him into a new hat

 

[Vault101]

that actually happened once

the dog chewed all the cords to the N64 controllers