From the films, Gimli, almost purely because of these exchanges:
(regarding kill counts at Helm's Deep)
Legolas: 42
Gimli: Well, that's a fine number for a elf-princeling. But, here, I am sitting on forty-three.
L: *draws and shoots corpse Gimli's sitting on*
G: He was already dead.
L: He twitched.
G: *grabs axe stuck in orc's back and moves it theatrically* He's twitching because he's got mah axe buried IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!!
(at Pelennor Fields)
L: *slides off of oliphuant's trunk, having killed it and its crew*
G: *peeved* Still only counts as one!
From the books, I liked Eowyn most for being probably the biggest badass out of the lot. Witchking, you got so totally owned! And unlike the men of the story, this was in a straight-up ***** fight with swords and no magic. Hurr hurr, let's see Aragorn do that (perhaps unfair, but still).
(regarding kill counts at Helm's Deep)
Legolas: 42
Gimli: Well, that's a fine number for a elf-princeling. But, here, I am sitting on forty-three.
L: *draws and shoots corpse Gimli's sitting on*
G: He was already dead.
L: He twitched.
G: *grabs axe stuck in orc's back and moves it theatrically* He's twitching because he's got mah axe buried IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!!
(at Pelennor Fields)
L: *slides off of oliphuant's trunk, having killed it and its crew*
G: *peeved* Still only counts as one!
From the books, I liked Eowyn most for being probably the biggest badass out of the lot. Witchking, you got so totally owned! And unlike the men of the story, this was in a straight-up ***** fight with swords and no magic. Hurr hurr, let's see Aragorn do that (perhaps unfair, but still).
