God damn, that was an enraging ending. But the story itself was actually still worth the long read. Anyway, I'd have to say I like racist jokes just because they end up actually being clever sometimes.Phlakes said:
Poll: Your favorite style of bad joke?
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I do enjoy the odd Soviet Russia joke, and a few racist jokes.
And puns. They're horrible, but I can't help but laugh.
And puns. They're horrible, but I can't help but laugh.
Ones that make no sense, or sexist/racist jokes.
"Why is 5 afraid of 6?"
"Because 6 7 8! Hahaha!"
"Why is 5 afraid of 6?"
"Because 6 7 8! Hahaha!"
I enjoy sickening, horrific jokes. To use Stephen King's best example:
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."
Simple jokes that are so bad it's funny.
For example:
3 idiots are walking in the forest when they see a set of tracks.
The first one says they are deer tracks.
The second one insists that they are bear tracks.
The third beleives they are dog tracks.
The three continue to argue until the train runs them over.
out of the ones listed? Soviet Russia and Racist/Sexist jokes.
For example:
3 idiots are walking in the forest when they see a set of tracks.
The first one says they are deer tracks.
The second one insists that they are bear tracks.
The third beleives they are dog tracks.
The three continue to argue until the train runs them over.
out of the ones listed? Soviet Russia and Racist/Sexist jokes.
well i enjoy a good joke about sex heres two ones that make my sides hurt when i laugh
1:
a man walks over to a prostitute on the corner and asks her what would your mother say if she saw you here right now and the prostitute says she'd kill me im on her corner
2:
the dean of a prestigious all girls school gave a lecture on pre-marital sex. she finished off this grand lecture with the line "is and hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame", and as she said that a girl raises her hand and asks how do you make it last an hour?
EDIT: oh and a good dead baby joke is hilarious every now and than
example: whats the difference between a super model and a sack of dead babies i dont have a super model in my closet
1:
a man walks over to a prostitute on the corner and asks her what would your mother say if she saw you here right now and the prostitute says she'd kill me im on her corner
2:
the dean of a prestigious all girls school gave a lecture on pre-marital sex. she finished off this grand lecture with the line "is and hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame", and as she said that a girl raises her hand and asks how do you make it last an hour?
EDIT: oh and a good dead baby joke is hilarious every now and than
example: whats the difference between a super model and a sack of dead babies i dont have a super model in my closet
I love blonde jokes, probably because I'm blonde.
A blonde and her friend are driving past a field when they see another blonde in boat in the middle of the field, desperately rowing. The blonde exclaims "Blondes like that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd go out there and kick her ass!"
Oh, blondes, you are so funny.
A blonde and her friend are driving past a field when they see another blonde in boat in the middle of the field, desperately rowing. The blonde exclaims "Blondes like that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd go out there and kick her ass!"
Oh, blondes, you are so funny.
I like racist jokes but I mostly use PUN based ones.
My only problem with racist jokes is there aren't any racist jokes about whites other than white man can't jump which is less a joke and more stating the truth. We need more white people jokes.
My only problem with racist jokes is there aren't any racist jokes about whites other than white man can't jump which is less a joke and more stating the truth. We need more white people jokes.
Okay, here comes some that I know.
One can of root beer, one scoop of ice cream, and two scoops of dead baby.
Some hobos were at their camp near the railroad tracks and one hobo says, "Guys I had the best day today; walking out along the tracks to get here, I found HALF a sandwich and it wasn't even moldy. It was the best meal I've had all month."
One of the other hobos turns and says, "I've got that beat. I was walking out here and there was a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we had sex the rest of the afternoon."
One of the other hobos say "oh man you are so lucky, did she give you a BJ too?"
"No," he replies, "I couldn't find her head."
One of the other hobos turns and says, "I've got that beat. I was walking out here and there was a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we had sex the rest of the afternoon."
One of the other hobos say "oh man you are so lucky, did she give you a BJ too?"
"No," he replies, "I couldn't find her head."
Alone.
A fish.
F**ked