Theres a good billy connolly one where hes on about "a roll of linoleum" or as he says "a loll of rinomeum"Mr_Spanky said:"Linoleum". Just say it a couple times to yourself.
Or possibly the American pronunciation of "aluminum". Every time I hear it it sounds like Harry Potter's about to cast a spell on me . . .
I like the work fuck
Thankfully the aforementioned billy connolly is here to explain.
ill just add that the word fuck is so incredibly versatile. You can use it in just about any old fucking sentence and it makes sense. Happiness, distaste, anger and pretty much any emotion can be described. You can describe the state of something, if someone says something is broken its not the same as saying simply "its fucked", at work I have someone bring me a component and they says "its fucked" I know thats not going to be an easy job. You can even use the word fuck as a verb "I fucked her last night". You can use it in replace of a proper noun e.g "who is that fucker"
There are many more uses of the word too. It is truely one of the most versatile words. Yes swearing may be a symptom of a limited vocabulary but I dont need all these words when I can use the word fuck in any situation
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Yes that is a good word but splice the word fuck in there and its even better. Discom-fucking-bobulated. Just listen to how beautiful that soundsgiles said:discombobulated
I like the language in general, but that word is especially fun