Poll: Your fighting style

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hobo_welf

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KeiraZodiac said:
My first move is to try and confuse them with logic, or just with random words:

"My wall is not four foot tall!"
"...what?"
Chair to the face.

"What came first, the chicken or the egg!?"
"...what?"
Chair to the solaplexus

"If God is all knowing and all powerful then do we as human beings have free will?"
"Well, if we were to examine this from a Kantian perspective, then one could determine-"
Chair to the knee-caps.

Only thing I would not do is go for the genitals, everything else is fair game.
EXACTLY.
 

tsb247

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Spitfire175 said:
I've got a blue belt in karate, but I fight like I've learnt to fight in a line of a hot dog stand. Brutal, savage, quick. Even a black belt karateka could take a beating from an experienced street fighter, in the real world the ceremonies and rules of karate don't apply. Real fighting experience doesn't come from the tatami.

I've gotten into a number of fights, downtown Helsinki after midnight is a violent place. There's skinheads, junkies and all sorts of troublemakers on the move. The way home from the local boozer can be dangerous. Sometimes the lowlifes jump you in hopes of a jackpot in your wallet. The best option is to run, but in some cases I have had to defend myslef. Karate wasn't of much use there.
That's why the Israelis invented Krav Maga. :D

My fighting style of choice.

It's about fucking the other guy up before he kills you.

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JWAN said:
Wasder said:
I do kendo... swords aren't usually at hand though, so I'll just peg it if there's a fight.

Cowardly? Me? Never.
You better not be a coward
*rips off avatar
you need to EARN that
Ok, I shall.

"There are two kinds of people in this world; people with loaded guns, and people who dig"

Do I get it now?
 

ThreeWords

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I'm a sneaky bastard who uses a mangled cross-breed of martial arts, infused with surprising strength and inbuilt brutality and inventive evil. Basically, I'll pull something from about every martial art, or simply strike out with a cheap but crippling shot. Pressure points are a favourite
 

Toaster Hunter

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A little bit of everything. I have a black belt in hapkido, but I'm not above kicking someone in the groin and then bashing their head into something solid. For me, there is no such thing as a fair fight.
 

Stalk3rchief

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Brootal.
I'm a brawler, one of the guys that screams and rushes you. I'd probably lose a fight against someone experienced, but I like to think I'm more than capable of defending myself if the moment calls for it.
 

wewontdie11

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I can throw a decent punch but if I ever got in a fight dare say I'd go for the ol dodge, headlock, beat the shit out of their face tactic.
 

T5seconds

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Hitting pepole with a bat-fu

best one EVER...

Shooting pepole in the face-fu is also quite a nice one to learn
 

Queen Michael

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I fight like a girl. I don't mean to say I'm bad at it, just that I fight the way your average girl does.
 

kazuki landen

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The Dr Jack said:
Haseo21 said:
Standard is punching, uppercuts, hooks, just regular fighting, or what some people call Brutal Style

Martial-Arts: jiu-jitsu, king-fu all that asian junk

Wrestling: Elbow drops, pile drivers, sling shot, can-openers


Im Standard style

I hate these threads. Most of the people that claim to practice a martial art are probably talking bollocks, and the people that say "Grab the nearest weapon" have blatantly never been in a fight.

This is an internet forum, so you could claim to be as good as friggin Bruce Lee.

Anybody that has been in a proper fight knows that it's finished in no more than 5 moves.

Sure, I could be talking shit here, but I just hate seeing pretentious idiots blow themselves up to appear something they are not.

EDIT: I practice Shotokan and Freestyle Karate.

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That is me :D
I don't know how to do the spoiler thing ¬.¬
First off - I <3 your kit. Can't believe you're not stuck with the oh so boring (and difficult to keep clean) white gi.

Secondly - I've done 6? 7? years of Shotokan karate (Woohoo!) about a year of wadoryu style (not so cool, but there's no Shotokan club at uni) and a year of jitsu. Which I love. Oh yeah, and three months of playing taekwondo with the brown belts and up, during the holidays.

When I write it out like that, that's actually scary.

Thirdly - The only fights I've been in are competition fights. I have no idea how I'd do in real life. The jitsu fights, I got a shiny gold medal, and the karate ones, not so much, though I hold my own.

I have no idea what I'd do in real life, though it'd definitely be martial arts themed. The ever efficient knee to the groin would probably figure quite highly.... and the wonderful pressure point just below the ear.

Doc - what's Freestyle Karate? Is that just the sparring?

And, agree about the weapon thing - you don't pick up a weapon you don't know exactly how to use, or they'll take it off you and use it on you instead. Not cool.
 

Iron Mal

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I usually rely upon brute force and being able to withstand more punishment than the other guy although I have been trained in a few martial arts so I could incorperate elements of those into a fight.
 

Fbuh

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My first rule of fighting is to not get in a fight. If I am friendly and outgoing enough, I do not have to fight. However, if that fails, then I have martial arts to back it up. I am a pretty big guy, at 6'3" and 300lbs., so that comes in handy too. I am not well trained in any specific style of martial arts, but I have learned bits and pieces of things over the years. Right now I am taking a karate class to satisfy a gym credit requirement for my degree, but I don't really like the style. It uses too much leg work, and my legs are relatively short for me being so tall.
 

Kajin

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Anything goes so long as it gets the job done. Never EVER Underestimate the joy of gouging at an opponents eyes.

Typically my fighting style consists mostly of inflicting as much pain as possible in order to keep my opponent disoriented. A tazer or can of mace works fine, but a quick jab to the nose or knee to the groin works just as well. Than while they're incapacitated I grab a chair or equally large and heavy object before proceeding to bash in their kneecaps so they can't chase me/get away from me. After they are immobile I proceed to keep using the mace and or tazer until the can runs empty or my batteries die.

Then I either call the cops or vacate the scene, depending on who started the fight and whether or not my opponent is still alive.
 

annoyinglizardvoice

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I've a little bit of Ju-Jistsu and boxing training, along with some armed combat stuff. Plus my dad showed be every bar-room brawling trick he could think of when he thought is was old and sensible enough to go drinking on my own.
I don't think anything is off-limits when it's selfdefence.
 

Azraellod

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i have a restraint style of attack. i catch the opponents and restrict their movements. if i'm attacking rather then defending, then i try to strangle as well.

i'm not good at fighting though, because i lack strength somewhat.
 

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I don't have brute strength so I put my wright on one part of their body and can pull off a German Suplex on someone a little bigger than me.