EXACTLY.KeiraZodiac said:My first move is to try and confuse them with logic, or just with random words:
"My wall is not four foot tall!"
"...what?"
Chair to the face.
"What came first, the chicken or the egg!?"
"...what?"
Chair to the solaplexus
"If God is all knowing and all powerful then do we as human beings have free will?"
"Well, if we were to examine this from a Kantian perspective, then one could determine-"
Chair to the knee-caps.
Only thing I would not do is go for the genitals, everything else is fair game.
That's why the Israelis invented Krav Maga.Spitfire175 said:I've got a blue belt in karate, but I fight like I've learnt to fight in a line of a hot dog stand. Brutal, savage, quick. Even a black belt karateka could take a beating from an experienced street fighter, in the real world the ceremonies and rules of karate don't apply. Real fighting experience doesn't come from the tatami.
I've gotten into a number of fights, downtown Helsinki after midnight is a violent place. There's skinheads, junkies and all sorts of troublemakers on the move. The way home from the local boozer can be dangerous. Sometimes the lowlifes jump you in hopes of a jackpot in your wallet. The best option is to run, but in some cases I have had to defend myslef. Karate wasn't of much use there.
Ok, I shall.JWAN said:You better not be a cowardWasder said:I do kendo... swords aren't usually at hand though, so I'll just peg it if there's a fight.
Cowardly? Me? Never.
*rips off avatar
you need to EARN that
First off - I <3 your kit. Can't believe you're not stuck with the oh so boring (and difficult to keep clean) white gi.The Dr Jack said:Haseo21 said:Standard is punching, uppercuts, hooks, just regular fighting, or what some people call Brutal Style
Martial-Arts: jiu-jitsu, king-fu all that asian junk
Wrestling: Elbow drops, pile drivers, sling shot, can-openers
Im Standard style
I hate these threads. Most of the people that claim to practice a martial art are probably talking bollocks, and the people that say "Grab the nearest weapon" have blatantly never been in a fight.
This is an internet forum, so you could claim to be as good as friggin Bruce Lee.
Anybody that has been in a proper fight knows that it's finished in no more than 5 moves.
Sure, I could be talking shit here, but I just hate seeing pretentious idiots blow themselves up to appear something they are not.
EDIT: I practice Shotokan and Freestyle Karate.
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