Poll: Your own execution

[Samcanuck]

You are on death row...you have the choice of any way to be killed...and you will be killed, but you have to choose one or they will torture you to death. What is your choice?

For other, please specify.

 

[johnzaku]

I agree with the demented bear

 

[Eliam_Dar]

decapitation by sword, as a nobleman should be executed.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Serious answer: Firing squad, for reasons the ursine nut-job has aleady made clear.
Joke answer: Old age.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I want to be strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies! that would be EPIC!
("Earth's enemies" is the Scientology-Twilight-Nazi-Fanclub or STNF as I like to call them. F**k Them

 

[Fox242]

I don't need a blind fold or a cigarette. Just let me face the firing squad and tell them to empty as many bullets into me as they possibly can.

 

[Trivun]

I voted for the electric chair, but to be honest, I probably wouldn't mind torture too much. Hey, I write about it in stories, why not see what it's like for myself?

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Asphyxiated by Lady Gaga with an extension cord.

... what?

 

[Tartarga]

I'd take the Guillotine. I'm bringing it back.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I'd like to go via the means of Viva Pinata, getting killed by lovely colours, hugs and kisses.

 

[Serathen]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

 

[Deathkingo]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

 

[JLML]

thrown into a room filled with cats that will snuggle me to death

 

[Suikerpinda]

Hypoxia (lack of oxygen) if you suffer from it you become happy and dont care about yourself or the world around you and everything is good. You slowly sufficate and die without the panic or pain

 

[Vampire cat]

Field excecution by my Commisar when I refuse to advance towards the hordes of Tyranids charging towards our trench >>.

 

[ironmace2.0]

The injection would be the most painless way to die(I think they are tell me if not) but I would go for fireing squad as long as Mr T fires on me that would be awesome.

 

[Maphis]

Firing squad,dunno why all the other methods seem more horifying.
Joke answer: Jonas Brothers concert.

 

[Totenkopf]

Firing squad. I want to face my fate like a soldier.