Poll: Your own execution

[MorteSphere]

I want to die by Snu-Snu.

 

[mightybozz]

Jumping out of a plane sounds best so far. Failing that, firing squad. Make sure the scum killing me appreciate what they're doing, and hopefully give them some PTSD. Also want to make sure as painless and swift as possible, so aim for the head please. Even lethal injection can cause agony it seems.

 

[Hafnium]

I voted for the electric chair, but to be honest, I probably wouldn't mind torture too much. Hey, I write about it in stories, why not see what it's like for myself?

You don't think you would mind much? I doubt that, we humans are squishy things, and unfortunately, we have lots of pain receptors.

 

[interspark]

my god! what a depressing poll! i picked other, and that other is jumping out of a plane, its something on my "to do before death" list (even though id planned on doing it with a parachute) and it'd be fun and exillerating! plus i could give the pilot (whom i hope is the exocutioner) the middle finger as i fall

 

[sirkai007]

Firing squad is probably the most humane method of capital punishment that is still in use in the US. It would be my choice.

 

[freakyalex]

Death by Chuck Norris, please.

 

[sirkai007]

electric chair, for the hilarious reason another escapist, not by me, posted once in a thread similar to this. i will recap it here to his glory.

as my last meal i would chose two pounds of butter and a bucket of unpopped popcorn. my demise on the the chair then should be as hilarious as it would be traumatizing ^_^

15 style points to whoever originally said that.

 

[Erdrick jr.]

Well if whoever is executing me is foolish enough to let me choose, then I want to do something that is going to be detrimental to them in some way, so I want to be put in a rocket ship and sent to the sun. Of course having 21 nuclear bombs dropped randomly in a 100 mile radius of my location sounds like a good way to go too, but baring those options I've always been a fan of seppuku.

 

[The Lizard of Odd]

Realistically, lethal injection. Quick, painless, relatively peaceful.

Unrealistically, instant death by explosion when I save the galaxy by ramming my fighter into the evil space empire's command ship. I'd be 'the crazy pilot girl' cliche in a scifi. Only a little less cliche somehow . . . probably by not being Michelle Rodriguez.

 

[Caligulove]

Death by really amazing sex.

I think it'd be worth it

out of your options- whichever would be quickest. Get this shit over with so they can go about their day. Apparently it's unnavoidable so let's just get to it already. I don't want to cut into your lunch break. Would also like to shake the hand and meet the person to actually kill me

 

[zehydra]

I'd escape first. Or at least get shot while trying to escape.

 

[Sallix]

Firing squad, staring down my killers.

 

[oktalist]

My, what a pleasant topic.

Firing squad or dropped from the top of a very high building.

 

[tottb0x]

being entered as a gladiator to fight other gladiators until i die

 

[Dark Angel Warlord]

Firing squad but my last request is the firing squad members have to dress up as clowns so i can laugh in the face of death

 

[Slaanax]

I'd go for the Monty Python and the Meaning of Life style.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'd go with a Firing Squad

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Standing in front of a firing squad wearing my Top Hat and Tux. I want the squad to use Wembley and Walther brand pistols don't want to be obliterated i still wanna look noble and dignified.

 

[sjarri]

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