Poll: Your own execution

[Danpascooch]

Firing squad.
I want to die standing on my two legs, not strapped to some machine.

I also do not want to be blindfolded.

Absolutely a firing squad, you're not strapped down, you aren't connected to some awful poison, you KNOW you die quickly when a bullet flies through your head, and you get to be outside.

I strongly believe that everyone who gets the death penalty should have the option of firing squad.

 

[Danpascooch]

I don't need a blind fold or a cigarette. Just let me face the firing squad and tell them to empty as many bullets into me as they possibly can.

but it would be so much more badass with a cigarette!

 

[nimibro]

injection. painless, thoughtless, a good way to say goodbye.

 

[Danpascooch]

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

How is a shot to the head slower than poison?

 

[Danpascooch]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Wouldn't you rather the topless women chasing you catch you?

 

[William Dickbringer]

shot by a rail gun I want them to see the damage it can do to a human

 

[Danpascooch]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

Failing that, it would be best if I was killed by a weapon so powerful that I was not even aware that I was about to die before I was dead. Under that restriction, I believe the most optimal method would be to proclaim that I am a rapist cheater scam-artist that thinks women are stupid cows to Judge Judy, and then be promptly scorned out of existence.

Death by Snuu-Snuu gets my vote. Don't really need my pelvis for anything, anyway...[/quote]

DEATH BY SNUU-SNUU!

 

[bigolbear]

Exploded. Definatly exploded- preferably on TV.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

the answer, is actually obvious. I would want to be shot into the air while attached to a scud missle, then have said missle blown out of the sky with a giant laser beam.

 

[Christemo]

serious answer: the Injection. as long as it´s not a massive, fatty syringe like the Bioshock ones, i want it to be painless.

joke answer: Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, High School Musical and Jonas Brothers stuck in my ears FOREVER. i´d throw myself off a cliff.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

Firing Squad... cuz if i'm gonna die, i shall be shot

 

[Tucker154]

Real answer:Lethal injection.Its painless and fast.
Awesome answereath By Snu Snu!

 

[Layzor]

A Guillotine made by Apple with a laser for a blade.

 

[Blydden]

Guillotine.

Classic.

 

[A big red rooster]

Death by bear-fighting.

EDIT: No wait, death by mosh-pitting.

 

[bigolbear]

I'd like to run off a cliff while being chased by topless women.

Unless flagrant plagurism becomes a capital offence I think you'll be ok...

 

[Mariakitten]

Seppuku, If im going to die, Im going to die with honor.

 

[Tonimata]

Pffffffft

If I HAVE to die, I'd have to kill myself. There IS just no other way.

In which case, yes, of course, I'd use knives. The ONLY way to go.

 

[astrav1]

Other. Gladiator tournament.