Poll: Your own execution

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Dr. Danger

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Icecoldcynic said:
While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.
This and for the exact same reason. I'm sure a lot of the 'firing squad' picks would choose a different means if they were actually on death row.

But this does raise the question. Why are we on death row anyway? This could potentially alter my perspective.
 

Metalix Knightmare

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This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI

No other way I'd like to go that can be discussed here without me getting banned.
 

ArcWinter

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Well, first I'd use the Necronomicon to cast a spell allowing me to come back from the dead as a lich 24 hours after my death. Then...


Cyanide pills! 50 of them! Om nom nom! Eaten while inside the International Space Station. Can you say... ASTRONAUT ZOMBIE?!

or any other type of pill that allows quick painless death id like to thank pictures for sad children for this idea
 

Ryokai

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If I have to do die I want to die fighting. Whether in combat or defending myself.

If having to be executed, I'd want it like this. Bullet right under the heart at point blank range. I want to feel myself die and bleed out, not die immediately.

Of course, ideally I'd like to die of old age after a long and successful life, surrounded by my loved ones.
 

micky

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firing squad! just listen to how it sounds, oh no! how did mack die. he was gunned down by a firing squad, didn't even flinch!
 

The Bum

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Now i will win this thread unless its already been said.....DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!

But for real i'd take the firing squad go out like a real man no blindfold just lookem in the eye and say SHOOT ME MOTHER F***ERS!
 

Sun Flash

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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

that'll be Other, then. Don't know how, but if I was choose my execution, it would have to be pretty spectacular, put on a show, leave a legacy and all that.
 

Free Thinker

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I want to die doing something heroic, but is still considered execution.
Send me on a lone-mission to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. I'll have 2 pistols, an M4 Carbine, a few grenades of many varieties, and should i be wounded to where I can fight no loner, a mini thermonuclear device (Like the Predator in the first movie).
 

Helmutye

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Wow, there are a lot of people who pick firing squad. That's a pretty macho way to go, but I sure hope that everyone who picks firing squad has at least taken a punch to the face by an adult who is seriously trying to hurt them, or had a knife to their throat by a person threatening to kill them, because if you can't take that cheerfully you will probably not die as bravely as you think you will. And bullets are NOT painless--maybe a shot to the back of the head that knocked out your brainstem would be, but if you're just standing up in front of a bunch of guys you're probably not going to die instantly like they do in the movies.

For myself, I would prefer to be gassed in my sleep. A week before I was scheduled to be executed by some other means they would wait until I fell asleep and then flood my cell with either pure nitrogen or carbon monoxide. I think that would be a pretty painless and humane way to go.

If, however, I were going to go down in a blaze of glory, I would make sure I died doing whatever would get me sentenced to death. Or, during the wait until execution, I would fight and resist and try to escape until they were forced to shoot me down (if I actually managed to escape, so much the better!).

As far as truly exotic deaths go, I would have to say my pick would be the Aztec execution--take a hallucinogen and get all psyched up and then climb to the top of a huge pyramid, lay down on a stone slab, and have my heart ripped out of my chest and thrown into a fire. I would die providing my blood as nourishment to the gods!
 

Kathinka

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sirkai007 said:
Kathinka said:
electric chair, for the hilarious reason another escapist, not by me, posted once in a thread similar to this. i will recap it here to his glory.

as my last meal i would chose two pounds of butter and a bucket of unpopped popcorn. my demise on the the chair then should be as hilarious as it would be traumatizing ^_^
15 style points to whoever originally said that.
yes^^

i wish i could credit him by name, but i totally forgot who it was :( maybe he will show up and claim the glory he deserves^^
 

Chase Yojimbo

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If I were to die by execution, it would have to be the Guillotine or however its spelled. Its quick, painless, and heads can be used to create wall hangers. Besides that, I would rather die in a Blaze of Glory or at least Natural Causes.
 

Kie

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Obvious choice here man. It's got to be other because god damn when I go I'm getting shot out of a cannon into SPACE. Yeah, if they're going to execute me they have to do it in a badass fashion.