Poll: Your preferred form of Minion, Army or Legion

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Madara XIII

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x-machina said:
Nazis of course. I know its taboo and all, but I felt like I had to say it. I mean pirates are murderers, rapists and theives but for some reason they are considered all fun and goofy.

So, I would have goofy over-the-top hogan's heroes type Nazis.
In the words of SGT Shultz, "I SEE NUSSIIIIING"!!
 

rutger5000

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Humans. When I'll become an evil overlord (and not if) I'll treat my servants with respect and dignity. They'll want to serve me instead of being forced too. Therefor I don't have to worry about the whole humans being untrustworthy and all. With that downside out of the way I've got two major upsides left. 1. Humans can easily be thaught many things, you just have to teach them right. Number 2. Humans can addapt better then any of the other minnions named.
 

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Madara XIII said:
And by nicely dressed demons, you're probably referring to scantily clad succubi such as Morrigan from Darkstalkers? XD
Yeahh, pretty much, my editted in other option pretty much implies that.
Madara XIII said:
You just Won the thread with that statement. An army consisting of a shitty developing team can destroy any hero. Just look at Megaman Zero (I don't regret that statement in anyway, I hated ZX)
Well, ZX had little to do with Zero apart from making him a floating robot head. I liked ZX and ZX Advent, and the Megaman Zero Collection never made it to the UK. The trouble with ZX is even with the difficulty options it's either to easy or too hard for me, but no matter what option, probably isn't masochistic enough for Megaman fans.

Also, I didn't actually hate Other M like others did, but I did enjoy making that joke.
 

quantum mechanic

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I'd go for devils, since they're lawful evil, and therefore there would be less chance of betrayal from within my ranks. Also, there's a lot of diversity and intelligence there, as well as destructive power.

Ninja(s) were a tempting choice, but everyone knows that an army of ninja(s) is useless and weak.
 

Caveworm

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x-machina said:
Nazis of course. I know its taboo and all, but I felt like I had to say it. I mean pirates are murderers, rapists and theives but for some reason they are considered all fun and goofy.

So, I would have goofy over-the-top hogan's heroes type Nazis.


I also thought something along the lines of over-the-top Nazis. Maybe just to make sure that people don't think we are starting a fourth Reich, we could have them break in to song, West Side Story style when they start to get all rough and rowdy?
 

Alade

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Either humans or robots, depends on how good the robots are, infiltration is a very important thing and only those humans and androids can infiltrate humans.
 

Coldster

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An army of Arnold Schwarzenegger terminators would be most preferable. It would be the coolest army of all time.
 

Folio

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Homunculi, little artificially created people that serve me without question. They might be weak or either designed for war, but I'm crafty, so any large mob of homunculi will do.
 

x-machina

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Caveworm said:
x-machina said:
So, I would have goofy over-the-top hogan's heroes type Nazis.


I also thought something along the lines of over-the-top Nazis. Maybe just to make sure that people don't think we are starting a fourth Reich, we could have them break in to song, West Side Story style when they start to get all rough and rowdy?

That might just be the best idea I've ever heard. But, they would have to sing in English with very think German accents.
 

ToxicOranges

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I am so going with a demonic host, following me to battle.

Legion upon legion of tentacled monsters, able to dodge blows and regrow lost limbs, supported by tank sized demons. The "tank" demons would have crude how-dahs (Think of the Oliphaunts from LOTR) that were filled with creatures from who's very bodies erupted arrows and darts - poisoned, of course.

I could plan this all night... :D
 

Caveworm

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x-machina said:
Caveworm said:
x-machina said:
So, I would have goofy over-the-top hogan's heroes type Nazis.


I also thought something along the lines of over-the-top Nazis. Maybe just to make sure that people don't think we are starting a fourth Reich, we could have them break in to song, West Side Story style when they start to get all rough and rowdy?

That might just be the best idea I've ever heard. But, they would have to sing in English with very think German accents.


Then it's settled! I think all these robots and such are no match for our goose- stepping-jazz hands-tap dancing-thumb clicking-Nazi army.
 

FalloutJack

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I have to vote 'other', because I'm pretty sure that I...

[HEADING=1]Garlock The Destroyer![/HEADING]

...would use all of the above, somehow.
 

Madara XIII

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DuctTapeJedi said:


Personally, I've always been a fan of spider Daedra, but that's just personal preference.
This calls for a Legion of SPIIIIIIDERS

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Toaster Hunter

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I'm going with robots, specifically, Cylon centurions. Virtually indestructible, intelligent, and loyal. Oh and the glowing eye is pretty intimidating.
 

Zaverexus

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Other.
If you want something done right, do it yourself like the badass evil overlord you are.
 

Madara XIII

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quantum mechanic said:
I'd go for devils, since they're lawful evil, and therefore there would be less chance of betrayal from within my ranks. Also, there's a lot of diversity and intelligence there, as well as destructive power.

Ninja(s) were a tempting choice, but everyone knows that an army of ninja(s) is useless and weak.
The sad truth of Ninjas, competent and cunning on their own, but in a large group. Pfft might as well be cannon fodder