Poll: Your preferred form of Minion, Army or Legion

[Crayven]

Ok, well i always wanted human guards, i mean ive played evil genius and its always good to kill people when they fail to kill people.

But The Monarch henchmen in the fluttering horde are cool, General "2-Ton" Twenty-One as a bodyguard.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Probably something like these guys:

Geneticaly engineered super soldiers. Extremely tough, well armed, well trained, adaptable and completely and utterly loyal to me.
Mu-Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[amadhatter]

Are possessed Chaos Marines considered demons or humans?

 

[AfroTree]

I can has legion?

In that case, I'll go with the VIII Legion of the Adeptus Astartes, more commonly known as the Night Lords.

Spoiler: Run for your life, worm.

Yes sir, these guys will make my enemies shriek and shit themselves in abject terror even before the slaughter starts in earnest.

I'd just pick batman.

No one beats batman.

 

[Denamic]

Robots are the obvious choice.
Superhuman strength, dexterity, and speed, and they are absolutely loyal.
Also, you don't need to pay them, and maintenance is easy if you make them self-sufficient.
Plus, they are awesome.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would choose the beings of darkness since if I were to join the villain gig I would cloak myself in darkness, give myself shadow manipulation powers and other stuff relating to it. So I would need the minions to match me.

 

[Subbies]

Serving me in my conquest of the world, I would have adorable kittens and gummy bears. Tremble as they march forth in an unstoppable wave of cuteness and delight. Flee from the wretched cuddles and heart melting looks, and that would only be the beginning! Roll forth tank mounted puppies, soar and deal annihilation flying squirrels. None will defeat my army of cuteness!

Face it, you can't fight something so cute.

I see your army and challenge it with my army of ponies! We are the more adorable creatures here!

Plus, we can fly and cast magic, and things.

Not if my elite squad of bunnies finds you first. And then your ponies would make a fine addition to my army. Once that done the last members missing are toothless alligators.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Daemons, clearly. Infiltrators, powerhouses, mercilessly slaughtering monsters...

Yup, Daemons have it all.

EDIT:

I can has legion?

In that case, I'll go with the VIII Legion of the Adeptus Astartes, more commonly known as the Night Lords.

Spoiler: Run for your life, worm.

Yes sir, these guys will make my enemies shriek and shit themselves in abject terror even before the slaughter starts in earnest.

I'd just pick batman.

No one beats batman.

As their Primarch is famed (ridiculed?) for essentially being Batman, I'd say that's pretty apt.

 

[sheah1]

You had me at Your Own Shadow.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Other.
If you want something done right, do it yourself like the badass evil overlord you are.

No minions? But who's gonna clean your Fortress of Doom? Carry that giant laserthing? Make your food and make sure it doesn't get poisoned? Make sure you don't get killed in your sleep? (Those laset two don't matter if you're immortal.)
And more importantly: How are you gonna get control over and keep control of really large areas and possibly multiple planets, galaxies and dimensions without minions?

 

[colourcodedchaos]

The Adeptus Custodes. End of argument.

See, your average 40K Space Marine is like unto a god when compared to a normal man. A Space Marine from the Grey Knights chapter is like this to other Space Marines. And the Adeptus Custodes are this to Grey Knights.

I will only have one hundred.

I will only need one hundred.

They are the perfect killing machine, in the very finest gear that the Imperium can create, charged with protecting the God-Emperor of All Mankind. They are unbreakable. They will fight until their guns run dry, and then the enemy can start to get really nervous. Their minds burn with the power of the Warp, for they are psychic warriors too, and mighty with it. They have powers and power armour and can survive in hard vacuum. No time period necessary. They. Will. Survive. And in order for them to guard me... I will have to become one as well.

I will only have one hundred.

I will only need one hundred.

 

[Redingold]

Serving me in my conquest of the world, I would have adorable kittens and gummy bears. Tremble as they march forth in an unstoppable wave of cuteness and delight. Flee from the wretched cuddles and heart melting looks, and that would only be the beginning! Roll forth tank mounted puppies, soar and deal annihilation flying squirrels. None will defeat my army of cuteness!

Face it, you can't fight something so cute.

I see your army and challenge it with my army of ponies! We are the more adorable creatures here!

Plus, we can fly and cast magic, and things.

Not if my elite squad of bunnies finds you first. And then your ponies would make a fine addition to my army. Once that done the last members missing are toothless alligators.

You have left me with no choice but to deploy my secret weapon.

Spoiler: Nothing can withstand the awesome power of...

...THE STARE. YOU WILL OBEY.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I chose all of the above.

To be clear, that's not one legion of each category, that's one legion of beings that are part demon, part robot, part alien, part being of darkness, part monster, part human, part zombie, and part...other.

 

[Subbies]

Serving me in my conquest of the world, I would have adorable kittens and gummy bears. Tremble as they march forth in an unstoppable wave of cuteness and delight. Flee from the wretched cuddles and heart melting looks, and that would only be the beginning! Roll forth tank mounted puppies, soar and deal annihilation flying squirrels. None will defeat my army of cuteness!

Face it, you can't fight something so cute.

I see your army and challenge it with my army of ponies! We are the more adorable creatures here!

Plus, we can fly and cast magic, and things.

Not if my elite squad of bunnies finds you first. And then your ponies would make a fine addition to my army. Once that done the last members missing are toothless alligators.

You have left me with no choice but to deploy my secret weapon.

Spoiler: Nothing can withstand the awesome power of...

...THE STARE. YOU WILL OBEY.

ARRRRRGGG NOT THE STARE NOT THE STARE.... I must resist njgsoifn all my attempts are futile... AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGG I.... muuust.... obeeeyy... (* congratulations: you unlocked a zombie)

 

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I'm going for monsters, particularly Dragonkin. A legion of Dragonkin would be so awesome, especially if they can shapeshift into their human forms.

xxx

 

[Madara XIII]

You had me at Your Own Shadow.

I'm guessing we both want to "MAKE A WISH"

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[Dedtoo]

I would want an undead legion, but not necessarily zombies, as i'm a bigger fan of skeletons.

 

[staika]

I'm going with an army of trolls, both types to be exact that way I can win wars and get amusement in peace times.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'm a Necromancer.

I lead Undead (not to be confused with those pitiful zombies) along with many other types of dark, horrible creatures.

 

[MindBullets]

Robots. They're expendable, versatile, loyal and just generally awesome.