Poll: Your the son of the Greek God Poseidon?

[crimson5pheonix]

I would keep my power a secret, but I would follow someone around and make water drip on their head all day.

 

[delet]

"Regardless of the awesomeness of Greek mythology, it's just as false as the crap we've got today."

Atheism, woo...

lies.

all hail the new messiah, super jew.

But I am Jewish, or at least I was raised Jewish. I don't believe it but it shapes me and people call me 'Jew' so it works... But if we were to embrace Judaism, shouldn't we just go ahead and praise God?

 

[Hawgh]

"You're, the correct phrasing is You're"

 

[marginal]

"You're, the correct phrasing is You're"

Exactly, I'd tell them to use proper grammar when asking me a question.

 

[Timotei]

Supermohel?

OT: I would be wondering why I am male.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Uh so is Aquaman.... and he's fucking gay.

 

[RatRace123]

Stupid Title

But if I were birthed by a god, I'd want it to be Zeus.

 

[thiosk]

"Regardless of the awesomeness of Greek mythology, it's just as false as the crap we've got today."

Atheism, woo...

lies.

all hail the new messiah, super jew.

But I am Jewish, or at least I was raised Jewish. I don't believe it but it shapes me and people call me 'Jew' so it works... But if we were to embrace Judaism, shouldn't we just go ahead and praise God?

Meh, superjew is so awesome he is a deity unto himself.

If there were golden superjew idols, i would worship them.

 

[delet]

"Regardless of the awesomeness of Greek mythology, it's just as false as the crap we've got today."

Atheism, woo...

lies.

all hail the new messiah, super jew.

But I am Jewish, or at least I was raised Jewish. I don't believe it but it shapes me and people call me 'Jew' so it works... But if we were to embrace Judaism, shouldn't we just go ahead and praise God?

Meh, superjew is so awesome he is a deity unto himself.

If there were golden superjew idols, i would worship them.

You're a bad Jew... Did Super Jew create the universe!? Did Super Jew create the plants and animals? Super Jew can't be our deity cause we have only one! If Super Jew is a Deity, that means God is Super Jew at the same time... That makes us no different than the Christians!

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

What..?

This was the first word that came to my mind as well.

[sub][sub]Don't post the lolwut pear, Punkhead, you're better than that.[/sub][/sub]

*sigh*

[sub][sub]I apologize, sub-conscious, I've let you down.[/sub][/sub]

 

[grimsprice]

You're a bad Jew... Did Super Jew create the universe!? Did Super Jew create the plants and animals? Super Jew can't be our deity cause we have only one! If Super Jew is a Deity, that means God is Super Jew at the same time... That makes us no different than the Christians!

I can't decide if this post is mostly "win" or "zing!".

And: Grammar be fixed you would kindly?

OT: That would be boring. Sorry. Talking to fish is gay.

 

[Xojins]

I'm so confused...

 

[Loop Stricken]

What..?

I concur, Mr. Pandah.
I concur.

 

[thiosk]

You're a bad Jew... Did Super Jew create the universe!? Did Super Jew create the plants and animals? Super Jew can't be our deity cause we have only one! If Super Jew is a Deity, that means God is Super Jew at the same time... That makes us no different than the Christians!

Who ever said I was a jew? Can an athiest not choose to worship superjew?

I don't worship jew god or zombie jesus.

 

[e2density]

Other:

"I don't know what the fuck your talking about, leave me alone."
AKA the "New York" response.

 

[delet]

You're a bad Jew... Did Super Jew create the universe!? Did Super Jew create the plants and animals? Super Jew can't be our deity cause we have only one! If Super Jew is a Deity, that means God is Super Jew at the same time... That makes us no different than the Christians!

Who ever said I was a jew? Can an athiest not choose to worship superjew?

I don't worship jew god or zombie jesus.

What kind of Atheist worships a Jew-deity? What kind of Atheist worships a Deity?

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. Whatsoever.

What the hell, man.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

wtf im a blind cyclops who would want to be poseidon's son

 

[rainman2203]

I'd probably say "Dammit, couldn't I have just been a wizard like that Harry kid? I just feel like a cheap knockoff..."

Also, dude...PLEASE make an effort to type/speak legibly. I'm not usually a grammar nazi but I literally had to reread half of your post/options.