Poll: Your trapped in a building with the undead, and your only survival is with a magic book.
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I'm gonna go with the... Nothing. Fuck them I don't need their help. Unicorn's the only one I trust to not kill me outright, and why would I wa-DISTRACTION.
Unicorn it is. To distract them. So I can go about creating choke points and filling them with death for the zombies.
Unicorn it is. To distract them. So I can go about creating choke points and filling them with death for the zombies.
I'll pick that small little fountain of Irish rage.
Leprechaun, you defend the hell out of your gold.
Leprechaun, you defend the hell out of your gold.
Nothing would defend you as fiercely as the vampire. I would imagine zombie blood is pretty useless, and they would want to protect their food source.
Vampire. Hopefully they'd be the Warhammer breed and thus powerful sorcerors in their own right, good sword fighters, could summon ranks of skeleton warriors to combat the zombies, and could bite me straight from the beginning to prevent me from turning to zombiism.
Then I'd hit them with the book.
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Then I'd hit them with the book.
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I've changed my mind! This!Sly Skater Man said:
Wolfman. He can easily and quickly clear the way while I ride on his back. Same could be said for unicorn but werewolves are more ferocious.
Aylaine said:Man, let me call this guy:
He will save me. *wants to become like Integra* xD
Who are these characters?ninonybox360 said:
ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.
well mine is Lucy from Elfen LiedProtoChimp said:Aylaine said:Man, let me call this guy:
He will save me. *wants to become like Integra* xDWho are these characters?ninonybox360 said:
ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.
Reasons why I would summon:
-Vampire (Dracula style)
They're generally awesome and they're already undead, so they'll be unaffected.
-Werewolf (wolfman style)
They're awesome.
-Ghost (can posses objects and undead)
They're undead and incorporeal so they can't be affected.
-Chupacabra (be awesome?)
What's that?
-Big Foot (stomp and smash)
How big is he? Maybe he can trample all the undead along with the house with just one foot...
-Pixie (play tricks and use magic)
What kind of pixies? The fairy kind like Navi? If so, because I really enjoy "Hey! Listen!"
-Unicorn (stab with horn)
None. They're just overrated pit-ponies.
-Leprechaun(fight for his gold)
To get his gold.
Maybe I shouldn't summon the undead, because I'm fighting the undead though...
I'll just summon Horny, the horned reaper then...
Good thing I've got infinite mana...
-Vampire (Dracula style)
They're generally awesome and they're already undead, so they'll be unaffected.
-Werewolf (wolfman style)
They're awesome.
-Ghost (can posses objects and undead)
They're undead and incorporeal so they can't be affected.
-Chupacabra (be awesome?)
What's that?
-Big Foot (stomp and smash)
How big is he? Maybe he can trample all the undead along with the house with just one foot...
-Pixie (play tricks and use magic)
What kind of pixies? The fairy kind like Navi? If so, because I really enjoy "Hey! Listen!"
-Unicorn (stab with horn)
None. They're just overrated pit-ponies.
-Leprechaun(fight for his gold)
To get his gold.
Maybe I shouldn't summon the undead, because I'm fighting the undead though...
I'll just summon Horny, the horned reaper then...
Good thing I've got infinite mana...
The probelm, though, is what type of zombie of Zombie Lucy? A Romro Shuffler or one of those modern day running zombies, á la Dead Set or Dawn of the Dead remake? You're fucked either way, but if I have a chance of getting out of the range of her vectors, I wanna know.sabbat said:Shit, I'm gonna have nightmares now!Timewave Zero said:I wouldn't; I'd be on the first reasonably priced flight out of there.sabbat said:OK, you win! But wait... What if she turns her Vectors on you??? And if she got bit, how would you manage to fight off a Zombie-Diclonius?Timewave Zero said:Yeah...yeah, she'd work pretty well, actually.ninonybox360 said:
ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES, YOU ARE FUCKED.
I was gonna say 'fuck it, I have a Necronomicon' and summon me up some Shoggoths. Or a Night Gaunt to just fly through the wall (Shoggoths are too slimy, dammit).
Zombie Lucy? Fuck that noise - better off eating my own brain. She'd infect you with her vectors anyway - supposing you surivived her first attack, which you wouldn't.
btw, reasonably priced? Like you gave yourself a MODEST "Escape The Half Crazed Zombie Lucy" budget? Man, you have balls, I'd sink my entire life savings into that budget!
Then Shoggoths.
A Chupacabra is a cryptozoological organism (i.e. they don't know if it's real or not) whose origins are hypothesized as:Rex Dark said:
it's an alien
it's a government mutant
it's a demon
it's an unknown species of Earth creature
People first got wind of it when a few years ago in Puerto Rico when several farmers chickens and goats were found dead with no blood in the corpses and two puncture wounds on the body.
It's basically a demonic mutant alien vampire.
And Bigfoot is supposedly about 6 and half feet tall, maybe a little bigger. The zombies would probably grab him if there were enough, but he'd do some damage.
I don't think summoning Slendy is a good idea...Nouw said:
And now someone can't sleep for a fewmonthsdays.
Yes I would take him to help me escape!
OT: I'd choose a Vampire. That way he can turn me into a vampire and I wouldn't have to worry about the zombies (as I imagine that's the undead that's coming at us.) And if we're going by Warhammer Vamps, I'd be able to control the type of undead now!