Poll: You're a hungry vampire

[E-mantheseeker]

Scenario: While you were out late at night, a guy approaches you quickly and bites you on the neck and begins sucking you blood. (surprise surprise) Somehow you survive this attack and make your way home. Over the next week you have come to terms with the fact that you're becoming a vampire, (sharp teeth, sunlight sensitivity etc...) now you have an important decision to make.

You're craving blood, and the hunger (thirst?) is consuming your every thought, how will you satisfy the craving?

Edit: Not sure if this has been done before, if it has... that's really unfortunate.

 

[ae86gamer]

1. Why was I out so late at night... by myself?
2. I would have fought back if it was possible.

OT: Kill somebody and drink their blood. Then go get an awesome leather trench coat.

 

[Cargando]

Make a few more vampires to act as a... what's the word? Coven? Gang, no... Erm, Anyway I'd get lonely as a vampire, so I'd need a few friends. After I've got a few friends, I'd just suck people dry.

 

[Radeonx]

Kill tons of people.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Eat jam! Yummy and safe.

I can't have jam? I go on a blood binge in revenge for humanity depriving me of jam.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Drink the blood off some random hobo. (so long that he dosen't have AIDS)

 

[TaborMallory]

I'd gain sustenance from grizzly bears for two reasons.
1: It's a fucking grizzly bear!
2: I don't want to go to jail for nomming on humans.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok.... where's the nearest prison? I'm starving!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Kill em all. Why not, I'm a freaking vampire. What're they gonna do, arrest me?

 

[DC_Josh]

Team up with Bill Compton and sell my services as a civil war re-enactor-----?????----Profit!

Use profit to buy blood packs and nom -away my days playing ADOM in my anti-sunlight hidey hole.

 

[Umwerfer]

I'd read twilight and dress myself appropriatly depressivly!

 

[Aqualung]

Go hunting moose in the Canadian north.

 

[HT_Black]

Mmm...Can I still get STD's from doing this? If I'm somehow invulnerable, I'll take the piss out of some wandering bum.

 

[MaskedMori]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

 

[Ammadessi]

Well, no.

"Suck just enough blood from humans to leave them as vampire"

Unlike werewolves, most legends stipulate that a vampire has an active role in making progeny. You don't just bite them, or leave them half dead and they become a vampire. It's a process, generally involving blood exchange between the human and the vampire, although I suppose not all myths follow this pattern.

So I'm going with other. Drink enough from humans for them not to notice and go along my merry way.

 

[Satin6T]

bite my girlfriend then go on killing spree with her
muhahaha

 

[Jedamethis]

I get lonely and bored easily....and dead people are no fun.
Vampire Cats on the other hand...

 

[Contun]

I would scrape and lick! That's how the real vamps do it!


....hope you caught the reference...