Poll: You're a hungry vampire

[JoshGod]

i would be a vampire version of dexter!!!

 

[PixelKing]

Get some minions.Then its Epidemic Time!

 

[Vierran]

If i were a vampired i'd stalk twilight fangirls, gain their trust and then kill them slowly, draining each and every drop from their bodies. They wouldn't come back.

Love this answer.

OT: I would have no problems draining humans to death as a vampire.

 

[Desert Tiger]

1. Raid hospitals for blood packs.
2. Contract chlomidea, HIV and herpes.
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!

 

[Fragged_Templar]

Firstly I'd try to condition myself to not have to rely on blood, maybe switch to coca cola. If I did have to drink human blood I'd go for something clean and upperclass. also when drinking from humans, I'd try my very best not to make any more vampires, because if humans are the only sustenance, then I wouldn't want too much competition.

oh and of course I would really really hope I was the non-sparkling kind of vampire... otherwise i'd dive heart first into a burning stake factory

 

[Xrysthos]

Go hunting moose in the Canadian north.

Hunting people seems a lot easier. And getting all that fur in my mouth - thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Socius]

Ill just rob a darn bloodbank, just walk trought the walls!
ofc alucard would be a pussy compared to me, so its possible!

 

[rainman2203]

I'd probably stand out in the sun to kill myself. Its no longer badass to be a vampire. Wait wait- I'd go bite/kill Stephanie Meyers, and then do the whole vampire thing to my hearts content.

 

[Jovlo]

Why don't we farm the humans? I mean, keep them in cages, and drain some blood once in a while.
You don't have to bite them, so they won't become vampires and while you just have to keep them fed, you'll have a steady food supply yourself!

Never ask these questions to an agricultural engineer...

 

[theshadowed1]

As im a student i'll miss school because of sunlight and then get done for trauncy and then people will realise I'm a vampire and then there is news coverage and riots and then there's going to be a huge war between human's and vampire's so it doesn't really matter.

 

[Socius]

1. Raid hospitals for blood packs.
2. Contract chlomidea, HIV and herpes.
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!

see this is why im a comunist xD

 

[shootthebandit]

i tell you what, if some dude started sucking my neck i would beat the shit out of that little twilight poof.

if it was a female vampire it would be a different story

 

[Desert Tiger]

1. Raid hospitals for blood packs.
2. Contract chlomidea, HIV and herpes.
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!

see this is why im a comunist xD

Marxist.

 

[Kasawd]

Make em vampires and force them to drink my blood, as well, in order to ensure loyalty.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd survive off of Twilight fans and show them what a real vampire is suposed to be. None of that sparkle shit.

I'd be able to last off them for a good while.

 

[anti-hero_will]

i'ld still be me but drink a bit less bear and even it out wth blood. also prob go on a fuck bindge while sucking there blood aswell for some reason, dno wy
then get beer
aslong as i dont need blood to get rehydrated cus i still dont get htat

how come after you consume an inhuman amount of beer you wake up dhydrated

 

[Socius]

1. Raid hospitals for blood packs.
2. Contract chlomidea, HIV and herpes.
3. ???????????????
4. PROFIT!

see this is why im a comunist xD

Marxist.

well yes actually, but I have found that some people actually got problems understanding the depth of the term, just the same if I where to use the word Socialist, people understand Comunism better as its the most used term, and sadly its acosiated with bad things now thanks to the jackasses in control over the red societies.

 

[Kriptonite]

Sheep don't mind at at if you take some of theirs.

 

[Crimsane]

I'd form my own colony of people to use as cattle. If we all just drank blood until the humans died or became vampires, we'd eventually run out of humans. Not if we breed them for feeding though!

 

[Nickolai77]

I'd survive off of Twilight fans

When i first read this thread i boldly thought- No! i would not spread my vampirism to any other human's to satisfy my cravings, i would feed off animals instead.

Then you mentioned Twilight fangirls... i think we can make an exception there