Poll: You're a hungry vampire
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In all honesty I expected it to be a reference to an obscure movie about lesbian vampires or something similar. (I'm pretty sure there's a movie like that out there somewhere)RexoftheFord said:
I guess I'd go the pathetic route and kill rats and pigeons and other animals that no one would miss. Eventually I would kill a human though; if only out of curiosity. Besides I live in the 3rd most dangerous city in Canada so I could just focus on criminals and still have plenty of targets.
I would mostly just walk around acting like my beautiful face was made of porcelain and therefore frozen in an vacant scowl, perfect buttocks cradled in skintight vynil, never using any vampiric powers because we've never seen a "gunfight" in a movie before, all while delivering a performance so wooden that it cannot be called bad "acting" because the term implies that some acting occurred.
You know, just like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld. Nice pants though.
You know, just like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld. Nice pants though.
me, well i would realize that actually turning people into vampires would end up eventually biting me in the ass. i would just go, eat the occational bastard, and kill everyone else with incredibly painful torture.
although i said i wouldnt make vampires, prostitutes who like the job, lesbians, and Nymphomaniacs might be worth it, but only as bait to eventually make a strip-club/torture lounge/porn parlor.
and i would go found a separatist faction to rewrite the world order in nuclear fire
i would also figure out some way to graft into my arms retractable fully functional chainsaws like the Hidden Blades in Assassins creed, but 17 times as fucking awesome.
those, and i would make blade look like a fucking pussy.
Real question though: are we talking MTG vampire, Twilight gay faeries, or dracula vampires?
if we are talking MTG vampire, are we talking generic MTG vampire or Vampire Bloodchief? because i really would like that lesbo bar
although i said i wouldnt make vampires, prostitutes who like the job, lesbians, and Nymphomaniacs might be worth it, but only as bait to eventually make a strip-club/torture lounge/porn parlor.
and i would go found a separatist faction to rewrite the world order in nuclear fire
i would also figure out some way to graft into my arms retractable fully functional chainsaws like the Hidden Blades in Assassins creed, but 17 times as fucking awesome.
those, and i would make blade look like a fucking pussy.
Real question though: are we talking MTG vampire, Twilight gay faeries, or dracula vampires?
if we are talking MTG vampire, are we talking generic MTG vampire or Vampire Bloodchief? because i really would like that lesbo bar
This is why vampires can't exist, they would have already done just this.Jovlo said:
*Reminds me of an anti-Twilight fanfiction I was thinking of where my OC uses mind control to do this to sexy Mexican women. He also tries to convince Edward to "Eat her already. The sooner you do, the better you'll feel about it."*
I'd eat humans. I'd choose my-soon-to-be prey by organizing a Twilight appreciation thing, starting with Stephanie Meyer.
first i'd turn my pregnant girlfriend, then later train my half-vampire (born with all our strengths and no weaknesses) into a vampire-killing machine that would hunt down all of our competition.
i'd drain my food and farm to ensure i don't create more competition while only changing loyal members of my cult. if all goes well, i'd rule the world with an army of vampires loyal to me.
i'd drain my food and farm to ensure i don't create more competition while only changing loyal members of my cult. if all goes well, i'd rule the world with an army of vampires loyal to me.
I cry and tell myself that being a vampire is WWWAAAAYYYY better than being a wear wolf. (Its not)
I'd kill myself. After all, I wouldn't be able to stand being such a horrifying sin against humanity.
I'd offer myself to some hunters. I'd jump in front of a train. Or maybe I'd man up and die the way I deserve it and just starve myself.
It'd be a fitting end to a filthy bloodsucking monster.
I'd offer myself to some hunters. I'd jump in front of a train. Or maybe I'd man up and die the way I deserve it and just starve myself.
It'd be a fitting end to a filthy bloodsucking monster.
I'd go for animals...probably like deer or maybe livestock something. Unless their blood tastes bad. Then I'll have to try something else. xD
If I had to go after a human, I'd take enough blood to let them die. I hear being a vampire can kind of suck, so I wouldn't want them to suffer too if I can help it.
If I had to go after a human, I'd take enough blood to let them die. I hear being a vampire can kind of suck, so I wouldn't want them to suffer too if I can help it.
