Poll: You're a zombie. What limb do you go for first?

[signingupforgames]

You lost. You got bit by a zombie and all your friendly compatriots have already been massacred. So now you're starting to get a little flesh hungry. You see a gunless human survivor running. None of your fellow brothers/sisters are around. So with the last of your coherent thoughts you should decide which limb you want to have first.

Edit: I'd like to emphasize that in this urban environment they can pick up anything as a weapon(a la Frank West).

 

[Enigma6667]

One of the legs. Because even if I bite them in the torso, or the arm, or even in the head in the wrong way, they could still have a chance to run away. Going for the legs first means they'll be slowed down, so if they ever do escape, there is no running.

I talk about this like I have experience for some reason >_>

 

[Omikron009]

Right leg. It would effectively cripple the person if I got a good bite in, meaning they wouldn't be able to get away, meaning I would have a good meal in store.

 

[Snarky Username]

Read the two posts above mine for my answer.

 

[Jark212]

I'd go for the arms, the survivor would try to fend me off with their arms so that's where I'd go first...

 

[octafish]

BRAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSS!

 

[Fox242]

I would actually go for the right arm because they wouldn't be able to use very many effective weapons with just one hand!

 

[cheeseraven]

I like this topic.

Right Arm. That way they cant use weapons and are freaking out that their favorite hand is now in my zombie belly.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Would a zombie by in any position to pick?

Either way, if I were my ideal zombie, I'd be too busy drinking to care.
Dead people don't get liver damage!

 

[Generator]

One of the arms, at the shoulder area. I'm a zombie, I don't care about crippling the person! But that shoulder just looks so meaty and juicy, plus it's just big enough for me to fit my entire mouth around and take a big bite out of! Mmm... human flesh... (not a cannibal)

 

[Rakun Man]

BRAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSSS!

Ninja'd... by a zombie?

 

[enzilewulf]

For the brain, that way people stop making zombie forums. (sorry but there is at least five a week)

 

[Mazar_Nomoid]

One of the arms it seems like a stereotypical thing to do.

 

[OmegaXzors]

Interracial all the way. I'd be a zombie whore.

 

[Anti-gravity]

the neck...if I bit down hard enough they wouldn't be able to breathe...

 

[SirCannonFodder]

Are we a fast zombie or a slow zombie? Fast zombie, I'd go with their right arm, make it harder for them to fight me off. If I'm a slow zombie, I'd go with the right leg, it tends to be the dominant leg so it'd slow them down the most.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd go for the left leg. I find it easier to hop on my left leg (I'm right-sided), so I figure I'll make escaping hard, and then I'd give them the biggest, most cannibalistic, most infecting hickie of their life.

 

[Nouw]

What do Zombies do? It seems people forget. They don't want flesh as much as they want

BRAAAAAAAAINS!