Poll: You're a zombie. What limb do you go for first?

[SirCannonFodder]

What do Zombies do? It seems people forget. They don't want flesh as much as they want

BRAAAAAAAAINS!

Well, yes, but it takes time to bite through a person's skull in order to access those brains. You need to disable them first.

 

[Plurralbles]

leg. I've always liked chicken legs the best so... transfer...

Though if I was catching a woman... the torso. Shit just got really, really wrong in this thread... With that poll option too. I feel dirty now(leaves and takes a hot shower)

 

[micky]

none of the above, id go for the neck one bite and they cant do shit, if you bite them in the foot they're going to be pissed and probably knock your head in.

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

I'd go for the throat. Arms and legs wouldn't directly cause death, but if you get the jugular or carotid then you're toast.

 

[Hassao]

The neck; cut the right spot and their gone in a minute.

 

[Bourne]

The neck; cut the right spot and their gone in a minute.

What he said.

 

[Betancore]

Right leg. Assuming they don't flail and kick me in the face, that'd bring them down and I could then devour their brains and the rest of their body.

 

[Blueruler182]

Duodenum. Wait, that's an organ... Okay, then I'm not exactly... at liberty to say...

...okay, it's the cankles...

 

[Skeleon]

Right arm, statistically that'll be their stronger arm, biting them there should lessen their ability to fight back.
As one of the new zombies, I can suddenly run faster than a star athlete anyway, so getting the legs is secondary.

 

[Fenreil]

The right arm. Why? I'm a zombie, I can't think about it. The arm (right around the shoulder area) is the first place I would think to bite.

 

[Marter]

The arm they are most dominant with. If I don't know, I'd go for the right arm, as most people are right handed.

 

[Zhukov]

I can't go for the eyes?

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I clicked the last option. I'm going to go around munching on manly bits for eternity. Delicious balls...

Also: *looks at Post count of 300* ...Sparta...

 

[YonderTunic]

Dang it!! I was going to say left arm, because without functional arms they would be unable to fend me off effectively, increasing the chance of my sucsess, and the left just to be different. Besides, who's going to be able to run away with a freakin' zombie clamped onto them?

So, -1 right leg, +1 left arm.

 

[War Penguin]

Well, as a zombie, I highly doubt I'll be able to choose. However, I'd try to go for one of the legs. I don't care which one, anything to make this person slow down.

 

[SPCF]

Right leg
Just because it means that I will drag them down the most

 

[superbatranger]

One of the legs, so I can watch them try to crawl away. Man, I am evil.

 

[geldonyetich]

Hard to say what I'd go for if I were zombified. Chances are my head has been turned into a soggy bag full of turned cabbage, and I imagine my reasoning abilities would be about the same.

If I were capable of reasoning, I probably wouldn't try for a survivor solo, even an unarmed one: everybody knows zombies are best at pack takedowns! Alas, it will mean I will have to share the precious braaaaiiinnss.

 

[Mister Awesome]

The head because i'd want to kill them, instead of infecting them so there'd be less zombies to compete with for food