Poll: You're now a horribly mutated creature...what to do?

[Bobipine]

I'd probably find some scientists from a relatively trustworthy government (Europe seems like a good idea) to figure out what just happened and potentially make some new biological discoveries. Seems like a better application of those abilities then just going around "fighting crime".

I think you might just had "volunteered" to some "experiments" in that way, not sure I recommend it, and if in that specific universe someone can randomly mutate, I wouldn't be surprise if some kind of lunatic will try to get hold of you to turn the whole human race into this superior being.

OT. I don't know what I'd do, depends on the form I guess, the conditions to it etc... For example, big hands or claws can affect how easily you can communicate with everyone else, making the "trying to let them know you're ok" option, a bit harder. "Destroy puny humans", well if my mentality and stuff also got altered, maybe. "Become a hero" sure why not, I'd have an excuse for a badly designed "costume". "Do whatever the F I want" from time to time, probably.

I guess I'll go with other, since first thing I would try would be to convince myself of what happened is real, and try to assert the situation and possibilities. Then, who knows?

 

[CouchCommando]

Considering people round where I live already regard me as an isolated survivalist meat head, not much. I got creepy scary down in spades. From a banjo collection to a series of hunting bows and rifles, and the clapped out ute with bull bar and spotties. Pretty funny I've had hitchers caught out in torrential down pours wave me off. hahahaha. Damn movies like wolf creek and wrong turn really give city people strange ideas about people who live in rural areas.

 

[Ultress]

Put on my Junpei hat and get a fish sandwich and biscuits from the Frisch's...what I'm hungry.

Also First check to make sure everything downstairs is in working order, got to have priorities.

 

[Ldude893]

Read Shakespeare.

 

[Toriver]

I guess I would do this:

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Obviously I give thanks to the dark gods for their blessings, carve unholy litanies on my flesh equal to the favoured number of each of the vile powers and then set about spreading malignant corruption and commiting acts of unspeakable darkness in their name in a bid to further increase my standing in their sight and thus recieve more of their favour. Silly question really.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

MONSTER KILL PINK SQUISHY THING

seriously, if i had an insanely big army with me, i'd murder the shit out of everything and make the world a fallout, then whoever survives will have to rely on me, the supreme warlord of the planet

 

[sheogoraththemad]

make a movie of it

 

[Jedoro]

It'd be my body, not my mind that was changed, so I'd take the chance to hunt down organized crime and steal their money. Granted, I wouldn't be able to use it, so I'd leave it outside the houses of those I cared about.

I'd then try to learn to speak/write English, so I could at least leave them letters. If possible, I'd get an iPod Touch or iPad and type stuff out to talk to them once they got used to me.

 

[Lord Honk]

Well, first of all, get rid of my mirrors in my home (actually, it's only one, so not much work there ). No use in trying to tidy up my hair or fear there's something stuck in my teeth I guess.

From there on, I guess I could do whatever I feel like, and with the wonders of the internet I could always pose as a 16yo blonde

 

[Marter]

This would give me an actual reason to kill myself. I might just do that in this situation.

 

[[.redacted]]

At last... Power is mine...

 

[_Janny_]

At last... Power is mine...

Hell yeah! I'm not a big fan of, well, the world, so I'd probably go in Bender mode and... KILL ALL HUMANS! KILL ALL HUMANS!

 

[Tharwen]

I'd go and play [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creature_of_Havoc"]this book[/a] again, for tips.

Then I'd probably make several (failed) attempts at convincing people I'm normal and end up getting shot.

 

[Wintermoot]

scare the ever lasting crap out of childeren

 

[Eumersian]

Become a hero, obviously. I want to be known as "the Gross Horrible Monster that Defied All Precedents Set by Science Fiction Films" or something like that.