Poll: Zombie Plan?

[Rednog]

No plan, not planning to have one.
1) Medically impossible to have traditional zombies.
2) Everyone seems to make plans for X apocalypse, what makes you think that you're going to beat the odds and not be slaughtered in the initial wave? Hell even if you somehow manage to live in the first wave, what are the odds you will be able to enact whatever plans you made?

 

[dcomproductions]

my plan is for any form of the end of the world. get friend. find hunting center. take food drinks and guns to nearest mall. if we about to be eaten alive, we shoot each other, i will not be eaten alive by those zombie (or whatever attacks) bastards.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I've actually thought about it, yes I'm bored often. I'd first get to the shack in the garden to look for my dad's army shovel (you know, that thing the TF2 Soldier has) as a makeshift melee weapon. I'd grab some knives from the kitchen drawer as well, as throwing weapons. I'd pack all the canned and dry foods we have in the house and grab some extra clothes (especially underwear, I doubt I'll get through it without shitting my pants at least once).

Then I'd bike about 3 km's to the nearest police station for some ranged weaponry. Since I live in a pretty remote area, I don't expect a lot of zombies on my way and it's actually faster than getting there with a car.

From there...well, haven't thought that far yet. I'll probably go alone anyway, and see if there are any surviving policemen to join: they know how to drive and know how to handle a gun, unlike my retarted family members whom I will definatly abandon (screw them). I mean, escort quests are awfull in games, just imagine having them in real life. Anyway, after that we'll just roam the country, looking for food, water and ammo. The end goal would probably be to locate some kind of military facility, and then try to find out how the world is in there, if there are any bastions left, if someone's researching a cure, and go from there.

 

[SultanP]

I have a zombie plan AND a when-we-get-invaded-by-Russia plan.

 

[electric_warrior]

yep, sit on the roof of my garage until help comes, venture into my kitchen for supplies evry now and then. if no one ever comes and i run out of food commit suicide

 

[Vriggchan]

umm i got the guns, supplies, food, and herbal remedies to handle any zombie apocalypse.

edit: btw i got tons of space, bc this safe house is ontop of a mountain with only 1 enterance.

 

[Legion]

Am I the only person with a Zombie Plan.

No, you most certainly are not:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.118205#2256819
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116851#2194506
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116002#2156280
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.114231#2080569
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.114097#2074718
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.109737#1885236
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.109642#1881111

All of this found by simply putting the word 'Zombie' in the search bar.

ok but are they all about zombie plans? =) i get tired of people bicthing about useing the seacrh bar, what if someone wants to make their own topic about it huh?

Asking somebody what weapon they'd use against Zombies is as good as asking what your plan is. Unless they are really thick and say they'd use a sniper rifle then run around the streets smacking them in the face with it.

 

[Sun Flash]

On topic, no, because they don't exist.

yet.

OP; I have several, just for fun. Although, after watching zombie survival series Dead Set, it all seems kind of futile (Surviving a zombie apocalypse, that is)

 

[majeh13]

Does pumping thriller through some speakers to get the zombies dancing and ignoring me while I slip out the back/front/nondancefloor count as a zombie plan?

 

[RanD00M]

my plan is.

Burn baby burn.Disco Inferno
Burn baby burn.Burn that mother down
Burn baby burn.Disco Inferno
Burn baby burn.Burn that mother down

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Screw it, I'm not going to come up with a plan for this one, other than get a nuclear warhead, carry said warhead into a zombie crowd and detonate it saves me the bother of trying to survive >.>

 

[Kajt]

Yes, I have a zombie plan.

It's secret though. Top secret.

 

[shroomie]

Of course the zombie apocalypse in inevitable so we must all have a plan, mine is quite simple. Firstly, depending on where I am at the time of attack, I will gather any non-infected and find the nearest supermarket before barricading every door and window. I will be armed with simple household objects and no guns cos I live in the UK and gun shops are rare. Once all supplies have been exhausted I move onto the next supermarket, rinse and repeat.

 

[Anachronism]

A zombie plan? Don't be ridiculous.

I have thirty-seven different zombie plans. I'm very well prepared. In 36 out of the 37 plans, I use elitecrewer [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/elitecrewer] as bait, so I can make my initial escape. In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, so that I can devour him alive.

I am, of course, joking. This is kind of a running joke he and I have.

 

[War Penguin]

My zombie plan is to get a handful of people and get a boat so we can migrate to a small, tropical island where there would fewer zombies to kill.

 

[JRCB]

I have one, just in case.

EDIT:

My zombie plan is to get a handful of people and get a boat so we can migrate to a small, tropical island where there would fewer zombies to kill.

That's pretty much my plan, but a few differences. My plan involves driving to P.E.I. (an island province in Canada) and blow up the confederation bridge once we get there.

 

[Panda Mania]

My zombie plans are vague at best, thanks to the conflicting descriptions of zombie characteristics. For instance, some say your best bet is attacking with fire, while others claim that flames have no effect on the hordes...who to believe?

I'm sticking to machetes.

 

[Drakulla]

My plan is to find Zoey, Bill, Francis and Luis.

 

[RandomGinger]

My Zombie Plan is too follow the guy who made this thread he happens to have a good plan and a friend with sharp weapons lol