Poll: Zombie-Tangerineism

[Uberjoe19]

This thread should have been called Spacerpg: The Search for a Point.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Mega Man 10 option in the poll.
I will now say Mega Man 20 times.
Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man
Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man
Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man
Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man Mega Man

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

What now?

Now? Now we dance!

May I suggest?

As to the OT: I need scissors! 61!

 

[ygetoff]

I feel my toaster thread was better...
Can someone explain the significance of the yellow puppies? I'm genuinely interested now; I must know more.
Also: is there a Facebook group for Zombie-Tangerineists? I want to join.

 

[_zuul]

i am a vampire-lemonist and what is this?

ps

INB4 lock

pps

post fart noises.

pfffffhhhhhhhbbbbbllllll

 

[Knife-28]

Stupid? PSHAAAAAW!

Pshaaaaaw?

pshaw [pʃɔː]
interj
Becoming rare an exclamation of disgust, impatience, disbelief, etc.

Oh, ok I'll have to remember that.

 

[The Heik]

(This thread is search bar approved!)
Back in the year 1993, Peter Molyneux and Junichi Masuda, (Composer of the first generation of the Pokemon games,) had a dance-off in the middle of Fort Knox. Fourteen thousand and twelve people attended the event, and watched as Peter and Junichi tied, and shook hands, declaring it was a "good game." When they returned to their secret cave in a remote area of New Zealand, they popped a copy of Monty Python: Life of Brian, and decided to create their own religion based off of an acid hallucination Peter had had in 1981. Here is the theory of his religion, zombie-tangerineism.

Spoiler: The zombie-tangerineism theory

In the year 1902, Abraham Lincoln discovered a small race of crabs that could shoot lasers out of their left eyes. Abraham Lincoln then dedicated seven years to creating an AVATAR-esque mech suit in order to destroy the LaserCrabs. When he was finally able to create the mech suit, he used his personal jetpack to fly to New Zealand. The trip took 5 years and 50 days, and when Abe finally reached New Zealand, he used is mech suit to battle the crabs. The battle was long and hard, but in the end, neither Lincoln nor the LaserCrabs survived.
Zombie-tangerineists believe that if the zombie-tangerineism religion gains 10,000,000,000 followers, Abe will be resurrected as a zombie tangerine.

Please respond, and answer the poll.

This has got to be one of the most fucked up things I have ever read. This break the history books over over it's knee then farts on it's corpse.

.....I wonder if I can join?

 

[Aerodynamic]

Yes, the puppies are winning.

 

[FoOd77]

Honestly, threads like this are what keeps me coming back to the Escapist, I can only handle so many pseudo-intellectuals acting all smarmy to impress all the other pseudo-intellectuals that flood the site. Threads like this are just good, nonsensical fun, keeps the forums from getting stale if you ask me

I'll agree with you that threads like these are refreshing every now and again, but only to a degree. If things like this were to become the norm, the forums would become full of nonsensical rubbish. if you do wish to hear things like this more often though, I do believe there's a group that does things like this:
Asylum Open Mic
iGroup (Inside joke with my group)

I whole-heartedly agree, if every thread were to become like this one, it'd just become 4chan with a less stupid name, but it's good for all these super serious 'intelligent' forum-goers to let go every once in a while, and lose that stupid high brow, intellectual facade and just mess around. It's hard to have any interest in these serious political and religious debates when you've seen fifty completely identical ones already, with the same posters voicing opinions they've voiced many times before.

A little creativity and silliness can go a long way in making The Escapist a less daunting place for the unfortunate folks who don't spend all of their time researching Einstein's Theory of Relativity or ways to disprove the Bible on Wikipedia.

 

[cheese_wizington]

This is by far the most retarded thing I have ever seen, yet I am oddly intrigued and entertained. I still don't know whether or not this is making or breaking my night, though.

Oh, and I answered the one that had the word "puppies" in it.

Don't say retarded, it'll be good for you.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

I googled Zombie-Tangerineism. All that came up was this thread.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

So, what exactly is the difference between this and Scientology?

No aliens, this one has mutants instead.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Of course, blame the LaserCrabs for everything. For all you know, they could have been combatting the very real threat of the CrabPeople.

Lincoln you may have doomed us all!

 

[BonsaiK]

(This thread is search bar approved!)
Back in the year 1993, Peter Molyneux and Junichi Masuda, (Composer of the first generation of the Pokemon games,) had a dance-off in the middle of Fort Knox. Fourteen thousand and twelve people attended the event, and watched as Peter and Junichi tied, and shook hands, declaring it was a "good game." When they returned to their secret cave in a remote area of New Zealand, they popped a copy of Monty Python: Life of Brian, and decided to create their own religion based off of an acid hallucination Peter had had in 1981. Here is the theory of his religion, zombie-tangerineism.

Spoiler: The zombie-tangerineism theory

In the year 1902, Abraham Lincoln discovered a small race of crabs that could shoot lasers out of their left eyes. Abraham Lincoln then dedicated seven years to creating an AVATAR-esque mech suit in order to destroy the LaserCrabs. When he was finally able to create the mech suit, he used his personal jetpack to fly to New Zealand. The trip took 5 years and 50 days, and when Abe finally reached New Zealand, he used is mech suit to battle the crabs. The battle was long and hard, but in the end, neither Lincoln nor the LaserCrabs survived.
Zombie-tangerineists believe that if the zombie-tangerineism religion gains 10,000,000,000 followers, Abe will be resurrected as a zombie tangerine.

Please respond, and answer the poll.

I call fraud on this theory. Everyone knows that lasercrabs use their more dominant right eye to shoot lasers.

 

[New York Patrick]

Fribble. Just fribble...

 

[xenos60]

This is officially the stupidest thing I have seen today.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Of course, blame the LaserCrabs for everything. For all you know, they could have been combatting the very real threat of the CrabPeople.

Lincoln you may have doomed us all!

What are you, some kind of radical Vampire-Lemonist?!?

 

[oppp7]

I'm just gonna vote for Starcraft 2...
I'm guessing this is a joke at Scientology?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I call fraud on this theory. Everyone knows that lasercrabs use their more dominant right eye to shoot lasers.

Ha! But the rare New Zealandian LaserCrab shoot lasers from their left eye1!