Pony Jam background

[Dahemo]

when is this gay background getting changed it is startin to piss me off seeing horses and rainbows on a site i love so much

Good sir, I own a range of fetching pink items of clothing, if you are not man enough to wield such a colour, do not imply homosexuality on those that do, such as this fine establishment here. You love your father I presume, yet if he began to wear pink would your reaction be the same? I think not.

Also, horses are powerful and wild creatures, perhaps the greatest of all beasts, combining them with the spectacular rainbows, nature's masterpieces, only serves to enhance their majesty and magnificence. Pray, do not sully these mighty steeds.

As for the competition: intrigue, thy name is Susan Arendt...

 

[Shane Hamstra]

I got put into a livnation virtual holding room for my Pony Jams tickets. I hope I don't get screwed out of good seats.

 

[Spinwhiz]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

March Mayhem is not over. There are still 2 rounds left.

 

[Baby Tea]

That background is so far the best one I've seen on The Escapist. I want to see Pony Jam

you serious the halo wars was better than this

What are you talking about??
"Clip! Clop! Crunch!" How freaking awesome is that? A huge high-five to the person who came up with that line.

...we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

Susan...Susan don't you tease me.
And it better not goto some random new person who doesn't even realize the true significance of the infamous Pony Badge! It's EPIC! Heck, it wouldn't leave my first place badge slot!

*gasp* I think I'm hyperventilating! I need a paper bag!
Must...get...pony...badge!

 

[Specter_]

I'm totally offended by seeing the white horses privates...

I'll sue TheEscapist for compensation due to the mental and physical damages this caused me and the hours of work I lost due to excessive eye-scratching to get the images out of my head.

 

[ckeymel]

Also, horses are powerful and wild creatures, perhaps the greatest of all beasts, combining them with the spectacular rainbows, nature's masterpieces, only serves to enhance their majesty and magnificence. Pray, do not sully these mighty steeds.

I'm pretty sure this was our exact reasoning for pairing such things together. Here here!

 

[Caimekaze]

There is a way coming. Pony Jam isn't it - that's just an event that bought out our site for the day - but we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

I am going to try soooo hard for that. I really like the pony badge.

Also, I'd like to take this chance to compliment you on your reviews. They're always well thought out, and I genuinely enjoy reading them.

 

[Susan Arendt]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

There is a way coming. Pony Jam isn't it - that's just an event that bought out our site for the day - but we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

So uh, Susan, are they serving any drinks at this Pony Jam?

There will be a wide variety of refreshments available from the concession stand.

And to everyone else, I assure you, the contest for the Pony Badge is legit and will be quite difficult. More details to come!

 

[SmilingKitsune]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

There is a way coming. Pony Jam isn't it - that's just an event that bought out our site for the day - but we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

Susan if this is an April fools joke I'm totaly taking you off my top ten, otherwise, ponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony!

 

[SmilingKitsune]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

March Mayhem is not over. There are still 2 rounds left.

Whoops I called it March madness, *hides head in shame*.

 

[Susan Arendt]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

There is a way coming. Pony Jam isn't it - that's just an event that bought out our site for the day - but we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

Susan if this is an April fools joke I'm totaly taking you off my top ten, otherwise, ponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony!

I would never kid about something so serious. It's for real, I promise.

 

[Shapsters]

Ya! Those ponies on the sides are such a big deal! They enrage me so much!

 

[Shapsters]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

There is a way coming. Pony Jam isn't it - that's just an event that bought out our site for the day - but we will be having a contest that will award a Pony Badge to the winner.

No, I'm not kidding.

Susan if this is an April fools joke I'm totaly taking you off my top ten, otherwise, ponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony!

I would never kid about something so serious. It's for real, I promise.

OMG!! I want a pink pony! How do I get my hands on one?

 

[Spinwhiz]

What's wrong with ponies and rainbows? Also what is pony jam?

some april fools joke i think but they advertised it yesterday so idk and i dont care i just want the back ground changed back to
MM

Well march madness is over so we won't see that again untill next year.
Shame it's an april fools joke, I was hoping it was going to be a way for people other than the staff to finaly get the pony badge, oh well maybe in my dreams.

March Mayhem is not over. There are still 2 rounds left.

Whoops I called it March madness, *hides head in shame*.

haha it's okay. I'm sure it was just the Pony Jam banners that threw you off.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Yeaaah! Pony Jam 2009! lol

 

[Space Spoons]

Anyone who hates Pony Jam is an un-American and a terrorist. There, I said it.

 

[TheTygerfire]

when is this gay background getting changed it is startin to piss me off seeing horses and rainbows on a site i love so much

So there's a rainbow and ponies, things often accociated with LITTLE GIRLS and not GROWN ASS GAY MEN, and that makes it gay?

Wow, I'm actually offended by the use of gay meaning stupid....wow...

 

[Segadroid]

Anyone who hates Pony Jam is an un-American and a terrorist. There, I said it.

You just got a pissed angry Dutch bloke all over you.

 

[Space Spoons]

Anyone who hates Pony Jam is an un-American and a terrorist. There, I said it.

You just got a pissed angry Dutch bloke all over you.

Ewww.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Oh, tut tut. I thought we were all smart enough to know that using "Gay" as a derogatory term is not acceptable in this open-minded world in which we live in.

Also, I rather like the background, especially for the shock and laughther which erupted from me when I saw the Escapist today.

Finally, come on! It's a bloody April Fool's Joke, take it as it's meant to be taken!