Pony Jam is a SCAM!

[Reaperman Wompa]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

 

[Brotherofwill]

You just couldn't let go, could you? You just had to press on!

Johnson, we have a code 642 here. Tell the boss immediatly to send reinforcements.

The ponies shall rule!

 

[timmytom1]

Fellow Escapists, I put forth for your consideration an expose of epic proportions. We are surrounded by lies! An excess of deceptive misrepresentation has us girt! These 'ponies' which are so overtly exploited in the advertisements for 'Pony Jam' are not ponies at all, but rather average sized horses! What do these scoundrels take us for?

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

P.S. Oh dear lord don't ban me, I was trying to be insouciant, not insipid...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! excuse me a minute while i go find my pitchfork and traditional peasant gear

 

[Lord Krunk]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

Oh yeah? Well mine has fire breath and lasers! Fire Breath And Lasers, people!

It's funny because OMGPONY!!11one! is now an Escapist meme, formed partly by Susan's love for showing her badge off, and partly because most of the users want it for themselves. You know, in the way memes are funny.

 

[Knight Templar]

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

They take us to labs so they can study our poniosity level.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

Oh yeah? Well mine has fire breath and lasers! Fire Breath And Lasers, people!

Yeah but...muffins, you can't beat muffins.

...I've got choc chip and blueberry *nomnomnom* Enjoy you're fire breath, My pony is about to learn how to make CUPCAKES. Oh yeah, icing mother****er.

 

[Lord Krunk]

No Pony? :'I


Oh It's on I was promised ponies dammit (not actual promises, or ponies but still...PONIIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!)
I will find one, and it will be rainbow and it will be able to set things on fire with its mind and create muffins anywhere, anytime.
He will be named The Hamburgler 2.

Edit: But seriously, what's with all the ponies. It might be a joke but I'm still wondering how it's funny...like rickrolling, it's only funny because you think it is. It's awesome, because there's ponies, but I'm missing the joke.

Oh yeah? Well mine has fire breath and lasers! Fire Breath And Lasers, people!

Yeah but...muffins, you can't beat muffins.

...I've got choc chip and blueberry *nomnomnom* Enjoy you're fire breath, My pony is about to learn how to make CUPCAKES. Oh yeah, icing mother****er.

Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!

That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?

If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;

I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!

*slurp*

I EAT IT UP!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!

That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?

If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;

I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!

*slurp*

I EAT IT UP!

That's why The Hamburglar 2 (looked up spelling on Mcdonalds website, original hamburglar looks like a pervert) made 2, 'cuz he likes to share.

That's right, My Pony is compassionate and likes to make MULTIPLE muffins/cupcakes!! What now, you eat the one you...were given and I'll enjoy these fresh ones. THAT'S RIGHT *****, SHARING IS CARING!

 

[painfull2006]

I dont think it matters

 

[painfull2006]

I dont think it matters... AT ALL

sorry, double post

 

[Lord Krunk]

Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!

That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?

If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;

I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!

*slurp*

I EAT IT UP!

That's why The Hamburglar 2 (looked up spelling on Mcdonalds website, original hamburglar looks like a pervert) made 2, 'cuz he likes to share.

That's right, My Pony is compassionate and likes to make MULTIPLE muffins/cupcakes!! What now, you eat the one you...were given and I'll enjoy these fresh ones. THAT'S RIGHT *****, SHARING IS CARING!

My pony has tasers for hoofs, so he causes your pony a lot of pain when he trots around your pony! And I believe that it happens a lot!

I call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

My pony shoots RAINBOWS out of his ass! Who doesn't want to crap a rainbow?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!

That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?

If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;

I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!

*slurp*

I EAT IT UP!

That's why The Hamburglar 2 (looked up spelling on Mcdonalds website, original hamburglar looks like a pervert) made 2, 'cuz he likes to share.

That's right, My Pony is compassionate and likes to make MULTIPLE muffins/cupcakes!! What now, you eat the one you...were given and I'll enjoy these fresh ones. THAT'S RIGHT *****, SHARING IS CARING!

My pony has tasers for hoofs, so he causes your pony a lot of pain when he trots around your pony! And I believe that it happens a lot!

I call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

My pony shoots RAINBOWS out of his ass! Who doesn't want to crap a rainbow?

Mines too busy charging around on it's hoofs made of Paris Hiltons dignity (that's where that went) Uwe Bolls talent (...too far?) Wesley Snipes Sword from Blade and a chainsaw, which are so powerful They look like regular hooves until they destroy you...TO DEATH!.

So bring it, with your girly tazers and rainbow ass-shooting-skills, The Hamburglar 2 is already rainbow, he don't need to fart it, instead he craps THUNDER/LIGHTNING in a frightening and entertaining combo.

AND I've still got ma muffins.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Yeah, but my pony has a degree in chemistry!

That's right, it can bake a cake pie! What do you say to that?

If you have a muffin, and I have a muffin, and my fork goes AAAAAAAALLLLLL the way to your muffin and starts to eat your muffin;

I. EAT. YOUR. MUFFIN!

*slurp*

I EAT IT UP!

That's why The Hamburglar 2 (looked up spelling on Mcdonalds website, original hamburglar looks like a pervert) made 2, 'cuz he likes to share.

That's right, My Pony is compassionate and likes to make MULTIPLE muffins/cupcakes!! What now, you eat the one you...were given and I'll enjoy these fresh ones. THAT'S RIGHT *****, SHARING IS CARING!

My pony has tasers for hoofs, so he causes your pony a lot of pain when he trots around your pony! And I believe that it happens a lot!

I call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

My pony shoots RAINBOWS out of his ass! Who doesn't want to crap a rainbow?

Mines too busy charging around on it's hoofs made of Paris Hiltons dignity (that's where that went) Uwe Bolls talent (...too far?) Wesley Snipes Sword from Blade and a chainsaw, which are so powerful They look like regular hooves until they destroy you...TO DEATH!.

So bring it, with your girly tazers and rainbow ass-shooting-skills, The Hamburglar 2 is already rainbow, he don't need to fart it, instead he craps THUNDER/LIGHTNING in a frightening and entertaining combo.

AND I've still got ma muffins.

Oh, you pose a worthy opponent. However, I have one more trick up my sleeve...

DOOM SADDLES... OF DOOM!

I don't know what Pony's Doom Saddle does, but it strikes people with fear of its doomly doomness of infiite dommly doom! Doom, I say!

Also, I eat your muffin. +1 Muffins to me.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Pony Jam? wow, you can make jam out of anything these days. first strawberrys, then apricots and now ponies.

what will they do next? Lizard jam?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Oh, you pose a worthy opponent. However, I have one more trick up my sleeve...

DOOM SADDLES... OF DOOM!

I don't know what Pony's Doom Saddle does, but it strikes people with fear of its doomly doomness of infiite dommly doom! Doom, I say!

Also, I eat your muffin. +1 Muffins to me.

I've got more, and cupcakes, which have icing and smarties +2 cupcakes to me.

My Saddle is really comfortable and easy to ride, it is also an MP3 player that can store 850,000 videos and untold millions of songs, also through pony magic the screen and I remain still so I can watch movies in comfort. It also has a chest of storage where I can keep literally millions of tons of random things I find while out riding, not to mention a Cup holder/cooler of delicious beverages!!!

Also, just 'cuz I'm nice the saddle of doom was called that because it's so hard and well...more like doom downstairs if ya know what I mean. Just thought you might like a heads up before you go over a bump and lose the ability to have children, though after the bump you can pee behind yourself which sounds pretty cool.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Oh, you pose a worthy opponent. However, I have one more trick up my sleeve...

DOOM SADDLES... OF DOOM!

I don't know what Pony's Doom Saddle does, but it strikes people with fear of its doomly doomness of infiite dommly doom! Doom, I say!

Also, I eat your muffin. +1 Muffins to me.

I've got more, and cupcakes, which have icing and smarties +2 cupcakes to me.

My Saddle is really comfortable and easy to ride, it is also an MP3 player that can store 850,000 videos and untold millions of songs, also through pony magic the screen and I remain still so I can watch movies in comfort. It also has a chest of storage where I can keep literally millions of tons of random things I find while out riding, not to mention a Cup holder/cooler of delicious beverages!!!

Also, just 'cuz I'm nice the saddle of doom was called that because it's so hard and well...more like doom downstairs if ya know what I mean. Just thought you might like a heads up before you go over a bump and lose the ability to have children, though after the bump you can pee behind yourself which sounds pretty cool.

Nonsense! The Saddle of Doom is a real man's saddle, infused with the souls of all who Pony has slain in battle!

In fact, Pony has used his laser eyes to melt Hamburglar 2 while we have been arguing, so that makes all your arguments invalid!

Who wants Pony smoothie, by the way?

Oh, and my Pony can Carebearstare! Feel the wrath of rainbow trauma!

 

[Hey Joe]

Fellow Escapists, I put forth for your consideration an expose of epic proportions. We are surrounded by lies! An excess of deceptive misrepresentation has us girt! These 'ponies' which are so overtly exploited in the advertisements for 'Pony Jam' are not ponies at all, but rather average sized horses! What do these scoundrels take us for?

For discussion: What do these scoundrels take us for?

P.S. Oh dear lord don't ban me, I was trying to be insouciant, not insipid...

No, you're a scam!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Nonsense! The Saddle of Doom is a real man's saddle, infused with the souls of all who Pony has slain in battle!

In fact, Pony has used his laser eyes to melt Hamburglar 2 while we have been arguing, so that makes all your arguments invalid!

Who wants Pony smoothie, by the way?

Oh, and my Pony can Carebearstare! Feel the wrath of rainbow trauma!

Souls all of all the men the pony has slain? ...Technically, if you count "your guys" as men, then yes it's killed millions. Also, that was Bob in one of those suits (I don't know the name) I'll tell his wife and kids, you know little billy right? He's the kid that likes making high end steam punk computers and giving them away to his dads friends, yours is currently getting made but I don't think he'll want to continue after this. And Carebearstare? well I don't know what my pony fires out of his eyes, you see they're so powerful only I can look into them and survive, and I'm not really sure what it is. Probably some mix of the force, cake, pie, the telletubbies, crazy good guitar solos and epic in a bottle.

 

[Tre0n]

Let the flow be broken!
What is this 'Pony Jam' blasphemy?
And why has it caused all this commotion?
Surely nothing is that important, as to have you all scurrying about like this.