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Doitpow

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As a student aspiring for a chemistry degree...
Chemistry isn't blowing stuff up or mixing acids and bases. It is math. But unlike calculus, it is actually applied to something, so I like it.
As a training Atronomer I slap you aboot the face.
My misconception is that calculus is useless. Calculus is used in

Astronomy
Enginereering
Formula One
Game design
Demography
Statistical analysis

Actually everything
everygorramthing

Hell, chemistry. Your a chemist, you know that the rate of reaction can change over time, Calculus allows you to know the rate of reaction at any point in time instantaneously, WITHOUT OBSERVING the reaction. Differentiate that curve baby.
Integration is used to predict the total output of industrial chemistry all the time.

Newtniz did not invent this shit for fun. ITs VERY FUCKING USEFULL.

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EDIT: No, I'm a not a EXPERT in anything as so many people have pointed out, and as other people have pointed out, starting a degree in something doesn't make you extremely knowledgeable about it. However, looking for EXPERTS in any field trawling the Escapist forums at midday on a friday seems like a futile fucking task
 

SinisterGehe

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When people know basic theories and ideas of Philosophy but do not understand me.

How hard it is to understand:

Inside the cube there is an object. We can not observe / sense the object anyway, we do not know anything about the object. But we know that inside the box there is a object.
How hard it is to understand that we can not discuss the properties of the object. We can't even discuss what it is. "ofc you say : let's guess" but then you aren't talking of the object but about what the object could be. 2 different topics.

Also in music. People think Classical music is always old... This makes me deeply sad as classical musician - who plays great deal of 21st century classical music.
 

Doitpow

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Also that because I study any of the "hard" sciences, that I'm actually intelligent. Studying anything is easy. Studying is just understanding what other people do. Creating things requires intelligence, adding to a body of knowledge, writing a book, painting a ... painting, that shit is HARD.

I seem to be cussing a lot in forums today, does everything think I'm a big, tough guy? You do? Great.
 

Spinozaad

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This is not meant to attack your views, but we might witness the distinction between the more theoretically minded historians (yes, history has theory!) and the ones who acknowledge Collingwood, White and Ankersmit might exist, but then move on to think along Rankean lines.

hatseflats said:
Interesting. I'm doing a history minor (6 courses) so I'm by no means an expert, but AFAIK the exact facts are kind of crucial because if you get them wrong, you are likely to draw incorrect conclusions (of course, this only refers to important facts, not whether a soldier is carrying a Lee Enfield or an L1A1.
The problem, which kind of eluded the traditional historians, is that historical "facts" are hard to ascertain or completely irrelevant. One might call the execution of Louis XVI in 1792 a historical fact, but that's insignificant. No historian really cares. The question historians are interested in is the how and why, at which point any exact fact flies out of the window, since there is always too little evidence to base any objectively truthful statements regarding the past on.

hatseflats said:
Also, about the sophistication. I'm not sure I'd call the historical method sophisticated. I think history is very interesting and the historical method definitely has its merits, but if you take history to be about determining patterns of cause and effect (as I think you do, considering your statements) then it's not particularly useful. Historians disagree about the causes of many developments, and the method offers no solution whatsoever to determine who is right. In it's current form, history inspires people and can thus contribute to other disciplines, but it's not very useful on its own.
It's sophisticated because good historians are aware of their own epistemological limitations (see my comments above) and its focus on the unique as opposed to the generalized. Compared to other social disciplines, without denying their uses, history is always careful about elevating a certain context to truth, or to mistake "models" for patterns. Compare, for example, International Relations. One IR "school of thought', Realism, assumes that states behave in ways that reflect personality. States or organizations tend to be equated to the individual Princes of Machiavelli's Il Principe. While the model might explain (or, worse, "predict") behaviour, it glosses over the assumption that a state can have personality. Historians' prime benefit is to offer context.

hatseflats said:
Also, determining cause and effect is certainly useful to prevent future mistakes. Knowing about causes and effects is only useful if it can instruct us what we should and can do.
But the context is always different. There are no historical "laws" that can be uncovered by studying the past. "Decline and fall" of nation-states is not a historical pattern, it's a narrative. You can't derive lessons from history, only "put them in."
 

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1) History is a diverse field, different historians do different shit. So I will ignore this one. True, a lot of historians deal in broad strokes, but get my sister talking about her work and she deals in a lot of facts. And dates. Fun stuff, rather grim to hear about sometimes, yet still interesting.
Mr F. said:
How do we define a fact? That's the tricky part of the historian's trade. If "consensus" is the prime criterion for "historical facts", then historians still don't deal in them. First example: "The October Revolution happened in November 1917."
What is "truthful" about that statement? It's called the October Revolution because of the calendar in used in Tsarist Russia, but the entire concept of historical time is already unlike how the natural sciences understand time. It also immediately betrays the "Western" perspective on those events in Russia, because we embed their history in our timeline.

But this is just bickering for philosophers of history. A bigger problem is the entire concept of "October Revolution" (or "French Revolution", or whatever). Was there one? Which events were part of it? How are these events related to "make" the October Revolution? Was it actually a Revolution? We might call this essentially contested colligatory concept (a proto-narrative which groups different events into one coherent whole, but people disagree on which events ought to constitute the conept) a historical "fact" based on the consensus that, yes, there was a revolution in "October".

But historians immediately disagree on what this revolution was. So how "factual" is the stuff of historians really?


Mr F. said:
2) See above. Strange that my sister (PhD) does this sometimes. I guess she is not a real historian. Cause you said so. I find it irritating when historical facts are shat all over because I find it breaks immersion. That is life. She just notices and finds it annoying, much like my parents do when language is wrong in period dramas (They are linguists).
Personal taste, then. I find people who ***** about the littlest inconsistencies tedious. I might have overstated my position, but people who know all of how Napoleon broke fast, but are utterly unable to articulate a reasoned idea on Napoleon's influence on the 19th Century are horrible historians in my book.

Of course, if you can dazzle me with ideas, evidence and examples from your area of expertise, while also integrating these into a meaningful, coherent narrative; then you are a wonderful historian. My point was aimed at those people who fail to see the forest through the trees.

Mr F. said:
3) Those who do not know the past are condemned to repeat it. Uh, I do not see in any way how you can state that statement is utter bullshit. If you do not learn from the past where else are you hoping to learn from? Strange that you would study history and hold this view. But I guess my view could come down to political ideology so I will let that slide.
There are no "historical laws", therefore you cannot cut-and-paste historical "lessons" onto present concerns. All lessons from the past are the creation of the historian, not created by the past itself. All patterns (such as the "rise and fall" narrative) historians have seen in the past have a contradictory counterexample. History can contextualize present experience. It can help us understand our present condition, but not tell us how to move into the future.

Mr F. said:
4) Oh, fuck the whole hatred against social sciences. Yes, I get it, you historians are high and mighty because... What? Because you have a different method of studying the past? Because history has been studied for longer and some of the social sciences are much younger? Because a lot of what you are doing is seen as irrelevant to most non-academics? Because you rely on the studies carried out by social scientists to get your research done?
Not a hatred, thanks for the Strawman, but a slight concern on some of the epistemological claims put forth by some of the social "sciences" (they shouldn't be called "sciences", that's the main point.) Sociology, anthropology and economy are rich and rewarding disciplines, and they have brought some interesting ideas into the world, but the knowledge they produce isn't as solid as some would like to think.

"International Relations", "Political Science" and "Social Psychology" should be banished to the deepest, dirtiest pits of hell, though.


Mr F. said:
The only subject that can claim to be superior to all other subjects is mathematics. Simply because when you get down to it, everything is based on mathematics.
That's quite reductionist. I'm awaiting your mathematical exploration on the human condition.
 

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My areas of expertise are in Computer Science and Physics (at least that's what the papers say).
I have to elaborate on the hacking one. half of the people think everything in computer science is some incredibly hard and complicated system that just creating calculator for windows is an undertaking worthy of a nobel prize. The other half think everything is easy and is done with simple click and dragging interfaces. For example, lots of people ive spoken to want an android app. Thing is, the parts they want are fairly complicated, but they think it's a cakewalk and that I should have one done in a matter of 3-4 hours. In other cases, I talk about some little insignificant program I made, and they become engrossed in it like I just brought up their favorite video game.

In physics, Everyone thinks they have the solution to the problems and full understanding of the situation. In reality, they haven't got a clue, but because they see someone else give a general talk about it, they are experts all of a sudden. For example, one of my friends approached me because he knew I majored in physics and said "I think I know the solution to string theory, I just need someone to do all the math." To me, that's like saying "I think I understand how derivatives work, now I just need you to do all the math." In another scenario, my friend was trying to tell me that time travel is a simple process involving going faster than light, which he thought was an easy process. After spending 20 minutes arguing with him and trying to explain how relativity works, I gave up because he refused to accept that the problem was not as simple as he thinks.
 

RonHiler

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Game Systems Programmer.

Of course, many people think all I do all day is play games. Which is of course complete bullshit. What I do all day is design code, stare at code, write code, debug code, and optimize code. If I have the game running, it's because I'm looking to see if whatever system I'm working on at the moment is doing what I want it to do, not because I'm playing. Generally, when I have a build going, it only for a few seconds at a time, because that's how long it takes me to determine if what I did worked or if it needs tweaking/fixing.

I know quite a few people in game development. None of them sit around all day playing games. There is no such job (unless you are one of those professional game players that competes in tournys I suppose, heh). The closest you could come is to get a job in QA. But even those guys are not "playing", they are looking for bugs, running through the same areas over and over and over again, and then writing reports about it. Not exactly fun.

It's a pet peeve of mine when I tell someone what I do, and they comment with something like "oh, so you play games for a living, cool!". Grrrrrr. That's why I tend not to tell people very often.
 

Darken12

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"No, I am not allowed to interrogate suspects. That's for the police to do. In fact, I'm pretty sure that me talking to the suspects or being anywhere near an interrogation room would be enough for the Defence to file for a mistrial."

Or, the one that sums up everything and works for every occasion:

"Forensic science does not work that way."

and

"I would be in jail for even thinking about half the stuff House does."
 

Chappy

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Have you ever watched an Episode of CSI? Though it contains true that is the source and bane off all my popular misconceptions.

Sadly it seems with the TV show comes people who think they now know more than the actual people who have studied for five years or more in the subject, They really don't.
 

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I've worked in photographic enhancement, and the number of times I've been presented with a shitty little thumbnail and requested to somehow turn it into a high quality, poster-sized image is beyond belief.

I'm sorry, this ain't CSI.

Not exactly the same thing, but I work tech support for a few local businesses, and occasionally they ask me to do the impossible (or infeasible) because of misconceptions based on CSI or some other forensics show where computers are magic.
 

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And more on computer science/programming - just because something seems easy to you, doesn't mean it's that easy to code. "It's just a minor thing, why don't you add it" - fuck you, no - it's not you deciding if it's minor or not. Yes, it could be but also you could be an absolute idiot. I worked as a web developer for a while - the number of times we've had clients saying "Oh, can you just add X" and expect it would take, like 5 minutes, just because it's, say, another item on the menu of a website...when it would actually mean adding a whole new module to the system, configure it, maybe even write parts of it (or all of it) from scratch, test it, come up with a suitable front end design. Or alternatively

(before release)
"Are you happy with what you have now?"
"Oh, yes, quite happy"
"Do you see any mistakes? Or maybe anything missing?"
"No, no, it's fine"
"Are you sure? Do you want us to go live as it is?"
"Yes, of course - go ahead"

(a day after release)
"Hmm, it looks good but I found some things I want changed" *lists a dozen corrections ranging from bugs to just different customization - minor but would still take at least an hour or so* "Also, I think it would be better if we have these" *lists several outright changes in core functionality and/or completely new stuff* "So can I have them fixed as soon as possible?"
Sooo bloody true. That's why I started requesting a 12-month-plan for the thing before I even start working on it - no matter how "minor" it is. I want people to think shit through before coming to me to "just do that". Also: OOPHP 5.3+ made modular development much easier ... But of course one has to build the entire code core from scratch to use it in the future.
 

Mavrantzas

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As a translator - mentioning what I do, and being asked "so, how many languages do you speak". Somehow, people expect translators to speak 10 languages?
 

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I'm not a professional writer or author (yet) so I can't claim any expertise beyond amateur level. But I HATE it when people think that writing is some easy past-time anyone can get into, or alternately, that you require some innate genius. Good writing is incredibly complicated, but so many people don't even think about how much structure, forethought and planning even the most basic piece of writing requires. Narrative, pacing, flow, diction, characterization, symbolism, foreshadowing, just off the top of my head, all need to be present, done well, and function as a cohesive whole. And of course before all that you just need to know basic things, like proper grammar, spelling and how to write metaphors and similes that don't suck, which apparently most people aren't willing to do. And while a natural talent does help, anyone can learn to write well, it just requires a lot of practice, I'd say as much as any other artistic medium you care to name.
 

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I hate that people think being a chef makes you either

A.) British

B.) A flamboyant homosexual

C.) Emeril Lagasse

I am none of those things, and the jokes only stay funny for so long.
 

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World War II, I've been studying it since I was about eight years old. Granted, when I was 8, all I was able to do was really recognize the difference between different classes of naval warship, but still... Basically, most things I've seen people spout on the internet are sometimes right, but usually wrong. I'd like to say I'm also an expert on the Mass Effect universe, hence the custom title, but I haven't read the comics, only wiki'd them so I'm fairly shot of knowledge there.

Oh, also firearms. I'll discuss anything about firearms with anyone anywhere, and almost everything I've seen from people on the internet, aside from a select few, shows that they know anything about them besides what they've seen on Futureweapons (joke show) and in Call of Duty. They seem to think that there is absolutely no difference between 7.62x54, 7.62x51, and 7.62x39, and think that they are interchangeable rounds. They seem to believe that an AK is innacurate because Call of Duty says it is. They seem to think the entirety of someone's effectiveness with a firearm is based on the gun itself rather than the shooter. I could go on for hours, but I have some Japanese homework to catch up on.
 

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bl4ckh4wk64 said:
World War II, I've been studying it since I was about eight years old. Granted, when I was 8, all I was able to do was really recognize the difference between different classes of naval warship, but still... Basically, most things I've seen people spout on the internet are sometimes right, but usually wrong.
Such as...? Just so I can spew some vitriol as well...(!) -_-

Oh, also firearms. I'll discuss anything about firearms with anyone anywhere, and almost everything I've seen from people on the internet, aside from a select few, shows that they know anything about them besides what they've seen on Futureweapons (joke show) and in Call of Duty. They seem to think that there is absolutely no difference between 7.62x54, 7.62x51, and 7.62x39, and think that they are interchangeable rounds. They seem to believe that an AK is innacurate because Call of Duty says it is. They seem to think the entirety of someone's effectiveness with a firearm is based on the gun itself rather than the shooter. I could go on for hours, but I have some Japanese homework to catch up on.
Bullshit! The AK-47's pretty accurate in CoD games! =P
 

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SckizoBoy said:
bl4ckh4wk64 said:
World War II, I've been studying it since I was about eight years old. Granted, when I was 8, all I was able to do was really recognize the difference between different classes of naval warship, but still... Basically, most things I've seen people spout on the internet are sometimes right, but usually wrong.
Such as...? Just so I can spew some vitriol as well...(!) -_-
Well, there was this one time I was having a conversation with someone about the Battle of the Denmark Strait. The other person refused to believe that if the Prince of Wales wasn't plagued with problems, mostly in the turrets, and the Bismark wasn't incredibly lucky with a couple shots, the battle wouldn't have been such a massive morale destroyer for the British Navy. The Hood and PoW would most likely have taken even more damage, and maybe one would have been lost, but the Bismark would have been lost as well. Then there was another conversation about the actual effectiveness of the U.S. Army Rangers at Pointe du Hoc. He/she seemed to think that they were utterly useless and that the landings wouldn't have been any worse if they hadn't been there.

Then there's the common, "America won the war by herself!" belief. I'm American, studying history, and this is really just infuriating for me. It's not only wrong, but it continues the belief that Americans are all gung-ho retards that know nothing of History and continually believe that America is "teh greatest thing evar!"