Portal - An ultimately pointless review!

Recommended Videos

DannyDeparted

New member
Mar 12, 2008
106
0
0
Since the Orange Box has now been on the market long enough that i was able snag a copy for $40 (Australian :p) it seems somewhat remedial and pointless to review an aspect of it at this late stage.

That being said, i've never played, or much less reviewed any form of Valve game before, and Portal seems as good a place as any to start.

Portal starts you off in a 'cell' reminiscent of something out of bubble-boy and after being left to throw your radio around for about a minute or so a friendly, female, robotic voice welcomes you and begins to boss you around.

From the time the first portal appears you cant help but be impressed by how visually intricate the game becomes. You're suddenly able to see the same room from another (and later 2 other) perspective(s) and later when you're able to place portals on roofs and floors, the whole testing facility turns into a bizarre, mind bending, playground....and little changes as the game goes on.

Gradually, as you work your way through them, the challenges increase in difficulty and you get more power over where your portals are placed, leading to such an incredibly brilliant ending that i wouldnt dare risk spoiling it.

The one aspect of the game i have not covered (i know theres more than one :p) is the amazing sense of humor that this game has! Nearly every level will see you laughing out loud at the slightly psychotic voice, as well as some hilarious hidden rooms that have spawned a resounding chorus of "The cake is a lie"s accross the gamer universe.

This is by far the funniest game i've ever played, and perhaps the best in general (which is saying something)!!! and the song at the end made me laugh so much that i got some really weird looks from concerned onlookers, but i was so ecstatic that i didnt care!

Orange Box, if you dont have it, GET IT!!! even if it's just for portal!!!
and if you do have it.........GET ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
 

DannyDeparted

New member
Mar 12, 2008
106
0
0
True....to my knowledge lol
I am kind of new to the Valve universe, but they do seem much more professional than other creators.
 

Eilanis

New member
Mar 14, 2008
19
0
0
I actually enjoyed Portal even more when I played the game through with the Developer's Commentary. It really speaks worlds about how dedicated the team was to getting the game right. Check it out on any recent Valve game and you'll see the kind of loyalty they have when approaching the creation of a video game.
 

Clairabel

New member
May 28, 2008
12
0
0
Valve are just amazing developers. I used to be a big FPS hater thanks to my ex boyfriend, but after being introduced to HL and Portal, I now love the genre. Well, mainly just anything Valve does.
 

stompy

New member
Jan 21, 2008
2,951
0
0
Wow, this has really turned into a Valve-blowing thing, eh? Ah well, can't blame you guys; they are one of the best.

As for your review: you could expand. Don't just write a line or two about an aspect of the game. You could talk about what the game does well, where it needs improvement, why it is fun, why should you buy it, and so on. I'm not saying the review's bad, but it needs to be improved. Keep at it.

Oh, and Portal is pretty fun.

PS: Shouldn't this moved to the Review section?