I've got a beef with South Park. But it isn't anything to do with the show or the game.
No, actually, it's the advertisement of said game. The advertisement of Stick Of Truth seems to be fairly indicative of gaming's advertisement ethos in general for a few of reasons, including:
1) No Gameplay
Trust me when I say, that all the official advertisements for S.O.T (That I've seen, anyway) told me less about the gameplay of the game then the god-damned Steam Tags. I mean, reviews I could maybe let go, but The Steam Tags are offering more information?
2) Obsession with looks
The advertisers seem obsessed with telling me that South Park looks and feels like South Park, and plays like a 14 hour episode of South Park. Erm, thanks guys. I saw the words South Park on the title and all, but I wasn't quite convinced. I was expecting friggin' Dark Souls until you told me. I mean, I realize that that's the whole point of the game being made in the first place, I realize that's what everyone wanted, but I also assume that people wanted some gameplay in their game. I did, at the very least.
3) FUCKING SPOILERS!
I mean for jesus's sake, at the very least when Game Grumps gave away bits in the plot, you could ignore it. But I swear that youtube brought up a 30 second unskipable advertisement for S.O.T. that managed to give away one of the final bosses in the game. (Third to last, if anyone's got that far.) Prior to that advertisement, that boss would have been a surprise, but not anymore, because the game's advertisement spoiled it. After I got the fucking game.
Now don't get me wrong: The game's fantastic, if a little short. But if I was buying it, rather then getting it as a gift, I may not have ever actually played it just because of how badly it's been advertised - at least, in my view. What do you guys think? Do spoilers in advertisements piss you off? Do you like to hear about bits of gameplay in your game advertisements? Am I just being overly cynical here?
[sub]P.S. Catchpa: Have Courage
If you're asking me to Have Courage about what I think you are, Catchpa (No names mentioned because rules) you've got no bloody chance.[/sub]
No, actually, it's the advertisement of said game. The advertisement of Stick Of Truth seems to be fairly indicative of gaming's advertisement ethos in general for a few of reasons, including:
1) No Gameplay
Trust me when I say, that all the official advertisements for S.O.T (That I've seen, anyway) told me less about the gameplay of the game then the god-damned Steam Tags. I mean, reviews I could maybe let go, but The Steam Tags are offering more information?
2) Obsession with looks
The advertisers seem obsessed with telling me that South Park looks and feels like South Park, and plays like a 14 hour episode of South Park. Erm, thanks guys. I saw the words South Park on the title and all, but I wasn't quite convinced. I was expecting friggin' Dark Souls until you told me. I mean, I realize that that's the whole point of the game being made in the first place, I realize that's what everyone wanted, but I also assume that people wanted some gameplay in their game. I did, at the very least.
3) FUCKING SPOILERS!
I mean for jesus's sake, at the very least when Game Grumps gave away bits in the plot, you could ignore it. But I swear that youtube brought up a 30 second unskipable advertisement for S.O.T. that managed to give away one of the final bosses in the game. (Third to last, if anyone's got that far.) Prior to that advertisement, that boss would have been a surprise, but not anymore, because the game's advertisement spoiled it. After I got the fucking game.
Now don't get me wrong: The game's fantastic, if a little short. But if I was buying it, rather then getting it as a gift, I may not have ever actually played it just because of how badly it's been advertised - at least, in my view. What do you guys think? Do spoilers in advertisements piss you off? Do you like to hear about bits of gameplay in your game advertisements? Am I just being overly cynical here?
[sub]P.S. Catchpa: Have Courage
If you're asking me to Have Courage about what I think you are, Catchpa (No names mentioned because rules) you've got no bloody chance.[/sub]