It's kind of location specific but there's a hairdresser near when I live in a little village outside a major town called "rural fringe"
There's also a chip shop in Battersea (home of a famous neglected dog home) called "Battersea Battered Cod's Home".
I also saw an eletric light shop in Norwich called "matchless lighting", not sure if it was on purpose.
Oh and when I was drunk I suggested my Islamic friend call her new cake shop business Allahu Cakebar. She said it would be inappropriate.
When patrice evra signed for west ham the hashtag was 4evrablowingbubbles with a picture of him doing that. His shirt is number 4.
The best footie chant I ever heard was at newcastle v palace when Cabaye was about to take a penalty and Darlow was in goal and 3 blokes started singing, "you say Cabaye, I say Darlow, Cayabe Cabaye, I don't know why you say Cabaye I say Darlow". The foresight.
I think fish are the easiest puns but I'm sick to gills of them. It really tips the scales, you can trawl for hours, Cod, I'll stop, I'm a sprat etc
demoman_chaos said:
I have too much puns.
What do dyslexic zombies crave? "BBBRRIIANS"
What do neatfreak zombies hate? "STAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSS"
Where do zombies like to go to on vacation? "SPAAAAIIIINNNN"
What is a zombie's favorite weather? "RRAAAAIIIIINNNN"
I asked a zombie what laundry detergent I should use, he said "GAAAAIIIINNNN"
Seriously, I could keep going.
What is the difference between my mom and my dog?
My dog's not a *****.
My jokes are hammier than a police BBQ.
A skeleton walked up to me and said, "Hey, I've got a bone to pick with you."
Well, revisiting a former post of mine, let's go into some simple implications for a moment. You all know of Mahatma Gandhi, right? Indian activist, one of the codifiers of modern nonviolent civil disobedience? Well let's think for a minute here about his lifestyle. The guy walked around barefoot most of the time, so he naturally developed a very impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also quite visibly frail due to his famously low food intake, and what he did eat gave him some rather bad breath. In other words he was a super-callused-fragile-mystic, hexed by halitosis.
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