"For everything you own...! And then some!"sasquatch99 said:
"So there was only one thing I could do. Ding-a-dang-dong my dang-a-long-ling-long."
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"So there was only one thing I could do. Ding-a-dang-dong my dang-a-long-ling-long."
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"Ha! Ding-a-dang-dong!"Tears of Blood said:
"Welcome him to The Escapist? Fair enough then.Slouch said:
Welcome to The Escapist, ignore that guy over there, no, over there. Behind me, yeah, him and you'll be fine. Oh, and don't troll, flame or feed MaxTheReaper."
"Why would you want to get that out of your head? That's awesome.Pm0n3y said:
I wonder if he liked my gift I left him?"
"Listen to me, never stick any part of your hairless body in my life again. Trust me, there is nothing for you to gain from it, because even if you went on a cruise to the furthest parts of the ocean and rescued my salt-soaked body in time to pump the sea water out of my lungs and bring me back from the brink of death, I would still be disappointed that the first face I saw was yours.
Well, you wouldn't see my face because it would be buried in your chest giving you the hug you've been afraid to ask for your whole life!"
Well, you wouldn't see my face because it would be buried in your chest giving you the hug you've been afraid to ask for your whole life!"
Why the hell did I bring home that half a pecan pie I don't even like pecans this headache won't go away and how I wish I were snuggling with my long-distance lover kissy kissy on the back of her neck crap now my neck really fucking hurts...
ch'you wanna bump I'll give you a bump.
Wait why am I in this thread? O-o
Wait why am I in this thread? O-o
That, I believe, is an awesome Scrubs quote. =]Tears of Blood said:
"I haven't sung since the sixth grade talent show when I sang Pat Benatar's "Hell Is For Children". Then at the end, Mr. Shaman the emcee said "No, hell is for everyone who heard you sing that song." My mom was so mad at him that she slept with him and ruined his marriage."Tears of Blood said:
You couldn't resist my manly cha- LOLsky14kemea said:
And, oh. I should've guessed that, I suppose.
EDIT: Wait, hugs? I don't even watch Scrubs. XD
I dont caaaaaaaaaaaare *hugs again*Tears of Blood said:
xD
Just spotted this, I love this thing!Pm0n3y said:
"Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something."sky14kemea said: