Post your funniest Xbox One things for all Escapists to see!

[Deathlyphil]

This is the best one I've found

 

[Casual Shinji]

My personal favourite so far is the Call of Duty Dog Twitter (CollarDuty) [https://twitter.com/CollarDuty]


And so on.

This is the best one I've found

Am I wrong in thinking this dog is the next generation's Giant Enemy Crab?

 

[Spikethebloody]

Well the scores are in.

PlayStation:4
Xbox:ONE

 

[Lightknight]

Here's the best joke I've seen on the subject. Kudos to whoever created it:

Let me know if I'm breaking any kind of guidelines. I haven't seen anything that would strike this down but I certainly have no desire to contribute content I'm not supposed to.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

I figured the dog just jumped out on its own accord. There's no way to determine if it was thrown from the GIF.

Also, personal insults like that are against the CoC. Just letting you know.

 

[draigan]

You think what they did to that dog is funny, you fucking prick? You think it's alright because some shithead put the names of consoles on them? Fuck you, you fucking worthless piece of shit ****.

Gonna have to agree with fappy really looks like the dog got excited by the other one and leapt out of its on accord and while i hope the dog was ok i also laughed my ass off funny captions or not

 

[Gorrath]

You think what they did to that dog is funny, you fucking prick? You think it's alright because some shithead put the names of consoles on them? Fuck you, you fucking worthless piece of shit ****.

That .gif is a dog riding in the car and jumping out to get at the other dog, not being pushed out. Secondly, calling people names because they find something humorous that you don't does not make you look like the mature person here and more importantly is against the rules. If you don't find the .gif tasteful, please just say so in a cordial manner.

 

[philzy85]

I registered just to post this

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Dogs, more useful than female characters in multiplayer.

Xbox. Go Home.

 

[Anathrax]

What microsoft expects:
"Kinect, massage me."
*Happy ending*

What will actually happen:
*Call of duty profanities*
"What is this crap?! This is so gay!"
*Switches to MTV awards of Justin bieber*
Kinect, Game.
*Switches to the movie Gamer*
Kinect. GAME.
*Switches to home*
ENGLISH MOTHERF****** DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
*Switches to a football game with a Spanish commentary*
...I...have the strength... TO SHATTER MOUNTAINS!
*Kinect is no more.*

 

[OldNewNewOld]

The funniest Xbone thing for me is that it increased the WiiU sales in the UK by a ridiculous amount.
The WiiU sales rank on Amazon UK increased by 708%. 708%

 

[RicoADF]

The funniest Xbone thing for me is that it increased the WiiU sales in the UK by a ridiculous amount.
The WiiU sales rank on Amazon UK increased by 708%. 708%

Is that real? Seriously it's helping it's competition that much wow. Sony and Nintendo have it in the bag

 

[Zeh Don]

The funniest Xbone thing for me is that it increased the WiiU sales in the UK by a ridiculous amount.
The WiiU sales rank on Amazon UK increased by 708%. 708%

What's scary is that it's STILL climbing. 875% at current. Nintendo couldn't have paid for better advertising.

Microsoft didn't just shoot themselves in the foot with a bad press conference. They actually helped a publicly struggling competing console.

 

[Sansha]

From a previous thread, calling it the 'Xbone':

Also, Xbone will never be lived down. Even the Wii/WiiU doesn't compare to that nightmarish title.

Since we had the PSWii60 last time round, does this mean we are Bones4U this time?

...I'll get me coat...

because just calling it the One would get confusingly dumb.

Ooo!

Not only is it the Xbone, but we can refer to its playerbase interchangably as Xboners or fanboners.

This is perfect. A golden goose boner.

 

[Nazulu]

WOW. I didn't know about this till now. It seems it's aiming to beat the Wii in inappropriate names and shitty gimmicks. I guess learning from others mistakes is not a trend anymore.

 

[Faraja]

I don't see why everyone is so angry. You should all be praising the Dear Leader Xbone, and his second-in-command Comrade Kinect. They are giving us so much. Facebook, Netflix, Skype, web browsing, and live TV all in your TV! What more could we simple proletariats ask for from such a device that is clearly meant to benefit us, the workers, more then any capitalist PS4 ever will.

Just for our added benefit, they've even been gracious enough to insure that Comrade Kinect will always be watching you, so you can always know just how much praise to offer the Dear Leader. We should all bow our heads in thanks for this opportunity.

If that weren't enough, the gracious Dear Leader Xbone has solved the conundrum of used games that the capitalist imperialists like Gamestop have been trying to push on us to subvert our loyalty to the party and the Dear Leader. By asking us to pay a fee, the Dear Leader and Comrade Kinect ensure that we are always loyal, despite our faults. Truly the Dear Leader is just and merciful! Praise him!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What I think when I see people argue about which is better of the Xbox One and PS4:

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.[footnote]And don't give me any crap about 'The Wii has no games worth being backwards compatible for.' Ever heard of Muramasa?[/footnote]

 

[Anathrax]

To be fair I think Sony has provided a...decent explanation as to why backwards compatibility is impossible on the PS4.
The Xbone on the other hand wasted its time on the TV crap and whatnot instead of making backwards compatibility happen.
Then went on to claim stupid crap like "you're backwards if you want backwards compatibility."

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

This and the Pikmin 3 Nintendo direct has kind of made me think about buying a wii u more.

I certainly won't be buying an xbone for my nephew who has no internet or hdtv and frequently borrows my games.