I'm willing to bet that David Thorne is God, or the son of God. I am naming my first born child after him.
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Its just him. 27/6b is all his work.HG131 said:Ahh, so he does it himself as well?Jadak said:Maybe true, but he is an actual person as well. Google itHG131 said:
How's about this?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
David Thorne has already been mentioned a couple of times, so I suppose I can't really nominate him.
So, I present to you one of the reasons I really hate my country of birth:
So, I present to you one of the reasons I really hate my country of birth:
brushed my teeth and laughed thinking of that.Klagermeister said:Don't ask where I found this, I just thought it was the most hilarious thing ever.
Who the fuck gets this excited over a damn rocking chair!?!
made breakfast and laughed thinking of that.
ate breakfast and laughed thinking of that.
typing this post and still laughing because of that pic.
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/awesome-walt-whitman-essay.jpg
Greatest high school paper in existence.
Greatest high school paper in existence.
Holy shit, that is AMAZING.David_G said:
I found myself cracking up through the whole thing. Kudos to you.
Heh, thanks. It would have probably better if I'd found this thread on my last computer, I had all sorts of funny stuff bookmarked.Klagermeister said:
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/KOTOR%202/
This is one of the funniest, if not the funniest Let's Play I've ever read. It's of Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords, but with all of the missing content added, and it really is well done. And also, it's very funny.
This is pretty much mandatory for the internet's funniest stuff.
www.proft.org/tips/evil.html
Sorry for double posting this, but this warrants its own post because of how hilarious it is.
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279903491401.png
Open it, it's really funny, though, while I was reading it, I kept wondering how someone can be so cruel. And also, how do they post the Triforce?
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279903491401.png
Open it, it's really funny, though, while I was reading it, I kept wondering how someone can be so cruel. And also, how do they post the Triforce?