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PoliceBox63

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PeePantz said:
This is literally right before sleepy time. I look like a pile of crap that got ran over by an even bigger pile of poop. This is why I'll need my beauty rest.
awesome hair man B) I'm jelly

intheweeds said:
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v111/247/58/646375466/n646375466_952274_4944.jpg
Love the tattoo :eek:
 

Griff Morivan

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Sun Flash said:
As a married man who is married to a woman with pale skin, brown curly hair that looks best tussled and wears glasses, and incidentally has a thing for cute girls with pale skin, brown tussled hair and glasses, well done.

There. I have filled my requisite image thread U R PURTY quota. Yes yes. Let's move on.

-eyebrow-

-edit-

Rereading that, I can't decide if I complimented you, or quietly confessed I wanted to make a woman couch out of you... So I'd like to clarify, I don't live in Texas and I don't own a chainsaw. It was meant to be a tongue in cheek hurr hurr kinda compliment.

I'm just a massive dunce.
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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Griff Morivan said:
Gentleman_Reptile said:
Crap....can someone please tell me what the quickest way is to stick a picture in these forums?

Honestly it's a miracle I can even turn the computer on......
Image hosting side. You want the tags made of brackets. So, basically, you'll be seeing [ IMG ] url [ / IMG ].

EYE AYM A HELLPUR!
Thanks bud!

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/photo00002jm.jpg/]

Uploaded with ImageShack.us [http://imageshack.us]

Apologies for any rogue sandwich crumbs in my beard.
 

ToxicOranges

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Well, here goes nothing.
This better not end up in the bowels of someone else's computer.



Oh, and I guess I better come clean to all those robot filters. I'm not 18. Sorry!

EDIT: Oh good god, half of my face has turned to white paper! Noooooo!
 

intheweeds

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James Joseph Emerald said:
intheweeds said:
you forgot the most important point about booth babes - the fact that they are usually paid models and not gamers.
That's probably correct, but it seems more like an assumption borne of the stereotype that "pretty girls don't play games" rather than being based on actual fact. I mean, if I was going to hire a model to show off my game, I would make sure she had at least played it herself beforehand. "Are you actually a gamer?" would be the first question on anyone's mind.
i would ask that question too if i were interviewing. If i were trying to become a model though, i might answer whatever got me the job. ;)
 

Griff Morivan

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Gentleman_Reptile said:
BEARDY BROTHER!

-bout a year old image-




 

Kathinka

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shameless attention whoring by self promoting pictures?

hell, count me in!
*snaps foto*



<== is obviously bored right now^^
 

Griff Morivan

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paynexkiller said:
Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
 

Madara XIII

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Madara said:

MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAGH YOU SON OF A *****!!! DX

My eeeeeeeeyes....wait? is that a guy being molested by Santa!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAGH
 

Madara XIII

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Griff Morivan said:
paynexkiller said:
Fat guy's grow great beards. I am jealous.
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
Last statement killed me XD
 

rmb1983

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Griff Morivan said:
EYE AYM A HELLPUR!
BAHAHAHAHA
Sun Flash said:
You people haven't seen my skin.

I've had second-degree burns from the floating death-orb before. Fun times!
Digi7 said:
rmb1983 said:
He's content in those pictures; it's a blue eye thing. I'm going to agree with the tail end of that, though. Those eyes certainly could work wonders...definitely isn't that grin. :p
A 'blue-eye-thing'? Intruiging...

And yeah, grinning is a rare occurence for me, unless im either off my face or messing around with some cute chick, then I can't wipe it off :D
Take note the next few times you look in the mirror when you're happy and down. The better my mood is at any particular time, the brighter and lighter my eyes get.
paynexkiller said:
I honestly think that's a much better look for you, but that may just be the metalhead in me talking.
Griff Morivan said:
Yep. =D
Also, Escapist has a surprisingly large amount of beautiful women among it's roster. O.O
Had that thought myself.

Maybe it's that whole, we're a highminded forum, or at least, we try to be. So women actually show up here. As opposed to HURR DURK NURKUM ASM LOOKIT TITTIEZ.
You know, maybe it's just the sleep deprivation at this point (Oh, do I have some great military stories about THAT!) but you are killing me this morning, sir. Cheers!
 

-Dragmire-

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Mallefunction said:
Take a picture of yourself EXACTLY as you look right at this moment.

So this means....no make-up (touching up at least, it's fine if you already have some on), no photoshop, no brushing out your hair, changing clothes or even moving from where you are.

Be brave, my fellow escapists and have fun. We're all going to look disheveled so there's no shame!

EDIT: Pfft....forgot to add my img for the challenge.

EDIT 2: Guys, seriously...I posted this for the fun of seeing what kinds of people were here. I added the unaltered thing because let's face it, when we're at our computers being lazy fucks in the middle of the night, we tend to expose what we really look like. I prefer attaching faces over s/ns and I'm sorry that some of you think that this is solely to be an attention whore thread...but that was never my intention.
I don't have a camera right now but this is me on a regular day.

Only editing was removing the background