Predict our next big topic

[Calibanbutcher]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

MY GOD YOU'RE ONTO ME.
I MEAN THEM
THE MANATEES.
NOT ME.
NOT A PSYCHICH MANATEE, NOPE, NOT ME---
DAMN

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

MY GOD YOU'RE ONTO ME.
I MEAN THEM
THE MANATEES.
NOT ME.
NOT A PSYCHICH MANATEE, NOPE, NOT ME---
DAMN

Better start running.

I've alerted the Psychic Manatee Police to your existence.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

MY GOD YOU'RE ONTO ME.
I MEAN THEM
THE MANATEES.
NOT ME.
NOT A PSYCHICH MANATEE, NOPE, NOT ME---
DAMN

Fools, penguins are the best sea animal

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

MY GOD YOU'RE ONTO ME.
I MEAN THEM
THE MANATEES.
NOT ME.
NOT A PSYCHICH MANATEE, NOPE, NOT ME---
DAMN

Better start running.

I've alerted the Psychic Manatee Police to your existence.

It seems you underestimate my powers, your ouny psychic manatee police is no match for me, as I have proven time and time again, their puny little minds are not match for my glorious psychic abilities.

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Excuse me, but haven't these topics been done before?
I mean, he asked for something NEW and everything above has been done before (also, you forgot to add rape anywhere up there)

ON topic:

I want it to be something easy to ridicule.
But I don't really have an idea concerning the next hot thing.
Maybe chocolate fudge vs vanilla sauce?
Are manatees aliens?
Manatees vs Dolphins?
Aliens?
I don't know, but I shall try to be there an make pointless posts and humorous threads about it.

Then technically, most things have already been done before

Also, nobody likes manatees.

So you are a member of team dolphin I take it...
Then let the games begin.

[sub]what if I told you okami was written by manatees? Because it was[/sub]

Your mum was written by manatees.


Yeah.

Now whatchu you gonna do?

A "your mum" joke? And one that does not even begin to make sense?
That the best you can do?
Come at me!

I save all my best jokes for people more worthy ;D

[sub][sub]Like your mum.[/sub][/sub]

So I gotta ask my mum for your good stuff?

Just a sec...
Well, my mum says "hi" but denies knowing you.

Also, to her knowledge, she was not written by manatees.

[sub][sub]She also says she likes your avatar[/sub][/sub]

Of course she doesn't remember!

She's been brainwashed by the manatees!

MY GOD YOU'RE ONTO ME.
I MEAN THEM
THE MANATEES.
NOT ME.
NOT A PSYCHICH MANATEE, NOPE, NOT ME---
DAMN

Fools, penguins are <i

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ALLIANCE WITH THE TELEKINETIC PENGUINS.
REVEAL YOUR SOURCES TO ME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, FOOL.

 

[Evil Smurf]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ALLIANCE WITH THE TELEKINETIC PENGUINS.
REVEAL YOUR SOURCES TO ME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, FOOL.

I AM THE TELEKINETIC PENGUINS!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ALLIANCE WITH THE TELEKINETIC PENGUINS.
REVEAL YOUR SOURCES TO ME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES, FOOL.

I AM THE TELEKINETIC PENGUINS!

MY GOD, THEY REACHED A STATE OF SOLITARY CONSCIENCE. A HIVE-MIND OF PENGUINS.

 

[Evil Smurf]

MY GOD, THEY REACHED A STATE OF SOLITARY CONSCIENCE. A HIVE-MIND OF PENGUINS.

FEAR US! GIVE US FISH!

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

If we are really unlucky Black Mesa: Source is gonna be bad and it's gonna be Duke Nukem Forever all over again. Or, you know, some other game. Probably not Borderland 2 but maybe Dishonoured. Well, or if it's not a game... Friendship is Magic season 3 is going to come out pretty soon, isn't it? No matter how good it is, some people will declare it to be the worst thing ever.

But maybe it's going to be something more original. I don't know... Movie reboots? But really, i believe it's gonna be about women in some way or another. Every forum with a primarily male (and primarily single) userbase likes to talk about women once in a while. I'm not sure about the specifics. I think we already discussed the concept of "friendzone" long enough that it would have lost all it's meaning if it ever had any. Maybe "What girls are your type?" And "My type is better than yours!" seeing how that's the kind of subject you could discuss for weeks without reaching any sort of agreement.

 

[Xanadu84]

I was thinking that too, but now that you've said it, I'm not so sure. American politics only affects half the people here, and of that half, half of them knows politics is a crock of shit. That leaves a mere quarter (not accounting for any other subgroups) of the forum to debate about it. It's not going to be much of a ripple.

That's the beauty of my prediction. Maybe half the people on the site will be effected directly, but in addition to Americas influence exceeding the boundaries of its own country, we also have politicians saying stupid things about other countries, or have political discussions that mirror other countries that citizens of those other countries will want to point out. Plus, its like a train wreck. And the people who think politics are a crock of shit will, if anything, be even louder about their beliefs during an election, because they really have to point that out. Everyone loves hating the other guy, and people who are totally jaded about politics have twice the people to hate. Besides, elections at the very least REFERENCE pretty much every social issue in the world. Any big, offensive thing that could spark rage can easily get framed as an election issue.

 

[novixz]

Maybe my therad I just opened up not even a hour ago that I'll link you to. Seriously I need your help with this one.....

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Pictures of fruit. High resolution obviously.

I'd tap that big red delicous. Some public figure will come out with some idiotic statement that everyone agree's is stupid but will still throw up a hundred debates that fly off topic. Then they will become old and repetitive and they will die a slow and painful deah. As to the nature of this topic??? I'm going to guess it's something to do with youtube...... and maybe hat wearing turtles.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Are you kidding? I win. I get to point and laugh... and laugh... and laugh.

And laugh.

Personally, I'm hoping for there to be a reignition of the Diablo whining when Torchlight II comes out.

 

[Best of the 3]

I doubt it'll cause that much of a stir, but comparing Torchlight 2 to Diablo 3 when it's released in about 17 days. That might kindle a few flames.

EDIT: Damn ninjas

 

[lacktheknack]

MY GOD, THEY REACHED A STATE OF SOLITARY CONSCIENCE. A HIVE-MIND OF PENGUINS.

FEAR US! GIVE US FISH!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEONE GET THE WEEABOO BEARS TO STEAL ALL THE FISH!

 

[Jinjer]

I'm expecting a thread complaining about whatever shit is gonna replace Jersey Shore. As a pessimist, I expect we haven't quite hit rock bottom yet.

 

[Ashhearth]

OT: Erm, what usually makes a seasonal come around this time of year. Oh, there's going to be a wave of "I ______ my roommate/flatmate/housemate". Be it falling in love, a crush that never notices you or hating that swedish vegan prick that continually uses your pans and then leaves them dirty in the sink with the promise to clean them later despite the fact he knows you're going to need them to cook your own tea pretty damn soon and can't buy his own stuff because despite being in the country for minimum 4 years he'd just have to get rid of them eventually although as it turns out he's in for another 4 for a PhD.

I reckon that'll be a thing.

Yeah I second this. College be crazy. I'm saying this and I haven't even been living in my dorm for a week. Although I doubt I'll experience any of the above three.

(crosses fingers)

 

[Evil Smurf]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEONE GET THE WEEABOO BEARS TO STEAL ALL THE FISH!

YOU WOULD DARE RILE UP THE RACIST POLAR BEAR? THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU ONCE YOU STOPPED BEING USEFUL!