Predict our next big topic

[lacktheknack]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEONE GET THE WEEABOO BEARS TO STEAL ALL THE FISH!

YOU WOULD DARE RILE UP THE RACIST POLAR BEAR? THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU ONCE YOU STOPPED BEING USEFUL!

IT'S BETTER THAN BEING DESTROYED BY THE HIVE MIND OF PENGUINS!

BESIDES, WE DEFEATED THEM LAST TIME, WE DID SO SO HARD THAT NO EVIDENCE REMAINS! SERIOUSLY, DO A SEARCH FOR IT!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL!

 

[Evil Smurf]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEONE GET THE WEEABOO BEARS TO STEAL ALL THE FISH!

YOU WOULD DARE RILE UP THE RACIST POLAR BEAR? THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU ONCE YOU STOPPED BEING USEFUL!

IT'S BETTER THAN BEING DESTROYED BY THE HIVE MIND OF PENGUINS!

BESIDES, WE DEFEATED THEM LAST TIME, WE DID SO SO HARD THAT NO EVIDENCE REMAINS! SERIOUSLY, DO A SEARCH FOR IT!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL!

THE HIVE MIND PENGUINS ARE TRUE LOVE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD, YOU WILL ASSIMILATE! FOOL I AM HOLDING SHIFT DOWN, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF US!

 

[lacktheknack]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEONE GET THE WEEABOO BEARS TO STEAL ALL THE FISH!

YOU WOULD DARE RILE UP THE RACIST POLAR BEAR? THEY WOULD DESTROY YOU ONCE YOU STOPPED BEING USEFUL!

IT'S BETTER THAN BEING DESTROYED BY THE HIVE MIND OF PENGUINS!

BESIDES, WE DEFEATED THEM LAST TIME, WE DID SO SO HARD THAT NO EVIDENCE REMAINS! SERIOUSLY, DO A SEARCH FOR IT!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL!

THE HIVE MIND PENGUINS ARE TRUE LOVE AND ALL THAT IS GOOD, YOU WILL ASSIMILATE! FOOL I AM HOLDING SHIFT DOWN, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF US!

I AM HOLDING SHIFT TOO! YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!

AND NEVER! I SHALL ONLY BEND MY KNEE TO MYSELF, MY GOD, AND VERY BRIEFLY TO THE WEEABOO BEARS!

I THINK WE KILLED THE THREAD!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.

And if you save the stranger over her, you're a monster.

Who said it was a she?


That's so very sexist, you're a monster and possibly something else is drowning.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Underpants modified to be different articles of clothing.

Pictures of fruit. High resolution obviously.

In news related to that, there are no pictures of cherries that are larger than 70MP on Google Image Search, not even if you turn off SS. The internet has failed me.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.

And if you save the stranger over her, you're a monster.

Who said it was a she?


That's so very sexist, you're a monster and possibly something else is drowning.

I was going to ask where the pedophilia and rape came into the equation but then I decided that was a horrible question and made a meta post about it instead.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

I'm expecting a thread complaining about whatever shit is gonna replace Jersey Shore. As a pessimist, I expect we haven't quite hit rock bottom yet.

I'm an optimist and I fear that you may be correct.

 

[Brotha Desmond]

This thread. Boosh. Blew your minds.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I AM HOLDING SHIFT TOO! YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!

AND NEVER! I SHALL ONLY BEND MY KNEE TO MYSELF, MY GOD, AND VERY BRIEFLY TO THE WEEABOO BEARS!

I THINK WE KILLED THE THREAD!

THE THREAD WILL BE RESURECTED! WITH THE POWER OF THE ALL POWERFUL HIVE MIND PENGUINS!

 

[lacktheknack]

I AM HOLDING SHIFT TOO! YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!

AND NEVER! I SHALL ONLY BEND MY KNEE TO MYSELF, MY GOD, AND VERY BRIEFLY TO THE WEEABOO BEARS!

I THINK WE KILLED THE THREAD!

THE THREAD WILL BE RESURECTED! WITH THE POWER OF THE ALL POWERFUL HIVE MIND PENGUINS!

OH, WEEABOO BEARS, WHY WERE YOU ALL BANHAMMERED OUT OF EXISTENCE?

ALAS, I DOUBT I CAN EVEN TRUST THE MODS TO ASSIST ME WITH THIS DISTRUPTIVE AND SILLY THREAD-HIJACK!

 

[Valanthe]

Twilight Breaking Dawn hits theatres soon, so my bet goes towards another round of Twilight Hate.


off topic: the capslock discussion in this thread is amazing.

 

[Evil Smurf]

OH, WEEABOO BEARS, WHY WERE YOU ALL BANHAMMERED OUT OF EXISTENCE?

ALAS, I DOUBT I CAN EVEN TRUST THE MODS TO ASSIST ME WITH THIS DISTRUPTIVE AND SILLY THREAD-HIJACK!

THE WEEABOO BEARS UTTERED THE NAME OF MIGHTY FORUM ADMINISTRATOR AND WHERE STRUCKEN FROM THE INTERENT FOREVER! THEY KNEW THE COST AND THE STILL DID IT. THERE COURAGE WILL INSPIRE MANY TO THEIR DOOM.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

It's more likely that I'll have a threesome with two Anne Hathaways.

More on topic, I don't know... most likely Black Ops 2. But possibly Halo 4.

 

[Basement Cat]

Threads on the diameter of Daystar's areoles or maybe a thread how valve is evil

I'll never tell!

While Daystar may object, I'm finding the subject of the size of his areolas more interesting than some of the other topics suggested.

Also, nobody likes manatees.

I like manatees. They're also called water pigs, you know.

And you know what pigs make?

BACON!!!

Mmmmm, bacon...

 

[lacktheknack]

OH, WEEABOO BEARS, WHY WERE YOU ALL BANHAMMERED OUT OF EXISTENCE?

ALAS, I DOUBT I CAN EVEN TRUST THE MODS TO ASSIST ME WITH THIS DISRUPTIVE AND SILLY THREAD-HIJACK!

THE WEEABOO BEARS UTTERED THE NAME OF MIGHTY FORUM ADMINISTRATOR AND WHERE STRUCKEN FROM THE INTERENT FOREVER! THEY KNEW THE COST AND THE STILL DID IT. THERE COURAGE WILL INSPIRE MANY TO THEIR DOOM.

ALAS! I AM AT LOSS! FOR IT APPEARS THAT THE WEEABOO BEARS SIMPLY CANNOT COME TO MY AID!

TO MY GREATEST OF GREAT DISTRESS, I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A SHOUTY AND DIPLOMATIC CONCLUSION.

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TAPESTRY THAT I TOTALLY HAVE NOT STOLEN FROM THE WEEABOO BEAR KILLER.

 

[Evil Smurf]

ALAS! I AM AT LOSS! FOR IT APPEARS THAT THE WEEABOO BEARS SIMPLY CANNOT COME TO MY AID!

TO MY GREATEST OF GREAT DISTRESS, I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A SHOUTY AND DIPLOMATIC CONCLUSION.

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TAPESTRY THAT I TOTALLY HAVE NOT STOLEN FROM THE WEEABOO BEAR KILLER.

A TRUCE YOU WANT?

*HIVE MIND PENGUINS DISCUSS*
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/am/v3/n1/penguin-colony.jpg
WE CONSIDERED OUR TERMS

WE WANT CONTROL OF THE FISHING INDUSTRY AND THE SEA.

 

[lacktheknack]

ALAS! I AM AT LOSS! FOR IT APPEARS THAT THE WEEABOO BEARS SIMPLY CANNOT COME TO MY AID!

TO MY GREATEST OF GREAT DISTRESS, I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A SHOUTY AND DIPLOMATIC CONCLUSION.

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS TAPESTRY THAT I TOTALLY HAVE NOT STOLEN FROM THE WEEABOO BEAR KILLER.

A TRUCE YOU WANT?

*HIVE MIND PENGUINS DISCUSS*
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/am/v3/n1/penguin-colony.jpg
WE CONSIDERED OUR TERMS

WE WANT CONTROL OF THE FISHING INDUSTRY AND THE SEA.

THEN IT IS SEALED. YOU SHALL LEAVE US ALONE AND HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE SEA. IT IS BOUND.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HUMANITY KILLED ALL THE FISH!

 

[Evil Smurf]

While Daystar may object, I'm finding the subject of the size of his areolas more interesting than some of the other topics suggested.

Look no <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.387126-The-circumference-of-Daystars-aureolas>further. Alas, the thread is locked.

 

[Evil Smurf]

THEN IT IS SEALED. YOU SHALL LEAVE US ALONE AND HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE SEA. IT IS BOUND.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HUMANITY KILLED ALL THE FISH!

*MEANWHILE BACK IN THE LAB*

WE HAVE CONVERTED ALL SUITABLE FISH INTO OUR OWN IMAGE, BEHOLD!
http://www.thechicecologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/robofish2.jpg
THEY WILL DESTROY ALL OUR ENEMIES, DRAWING THEM IN WITH THE SHINY AND THEN EAT THEM UP! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[lacktheknack]

THEN IT IS SEALED. YOU SHALL LEAVE US ALONE AND HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE SEA. IT IS BOUND.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HUMANITY KILLED ALL THE FISH!

*MEANWHILE BACK IN THE LAB*

WE HAVE CONVERTED ALL SUITABLE FISH INTO OUR OWN IMAGE, BEHOLD!
http://www.thechicecologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/robofish2.jpg
THEY WILL DESTROY ALL OUR ENEMIES, DRAWING THEM IN WITH THE SHINY AND THEN EAT THEM UP! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*LATER, ON THE SEASIDE*

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING? IT LOOKS LIKE A SHINY PINATA.

HERE, LET ME GRAB A STICK.