Predict the Ending of MW3

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Hussmann54

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The 141 dudes uncover all the political scandal and underhanded hoo-ha and stop the war.

Americans:
"Ramirez! take out that tank!"
"Ramirez! take out the trash!"
"Ramirez! think of an order to give yourself!"
"Ramirez! make me a sandwich!"
"Ramirez! we won, go live a happy and fulfilled life of peace with your high school sweetheart having put a life of violence and questioned ethics behind you in a sort of cliche` "reconciled hero" way and have a bunch of babies who will grow up to be grunts that get killed in MW4!"
 

Brandon237

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A radiation monster version of soap will become a reality after taking 4 tactical nukes to the face while carrying a jar of newly developed Russian Vaseline that was stolen by soap who was escorted by 6 helicopters. Soap will proceed to rip his way through spetsnaz soldiers while riding a motor bike and will clear out 3 different nuke launch facilities only to discover that the first one had the redirect codes all along. soap will re-clear out this first facility and redirect the nukes at Leningrad.

The end until another contrived cliff-hanger surprise.
 

bassdrum

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Maybe Infinity Ward will get their shit together and write a coherent plot? No, that'll never happen...

It's got to be clowns. Zombie clowns. With nukes. Attacking fast food restaurants. Oh wait, they already did that last part? Oh.
 

Jack and Calumon

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The entire game is throwing Pink Slips at Infinity Ward employees, with the Climactic battle at the end being breaking into EA and taking out the Final Employees that have fled.

Calumon: Is it bad that that idea actually sounds kinda cool?
 

Jfswift

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Price and Soap will be matyrs, saving the day but at the cost of their own lives.
 

MR T3D

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[HEADING=3]This is the american story arc, they haven't figured out the SAS one yet
Little heads up at a retcon of MW2 it will feature:[/HEADING]
The Russians had invaded. Flames engulfed the once quaint Virginia suburb, which was now nothing but a smouldering ruin. The Rangers were leading the way in the counterattack, and Sgt. Foley lead his squad courageously into battle. Pvt. Ramirez, a young 19 year old Hispanic male, was following his CO and took cover behind a smoking car. "We need to take out that BTR before it acquires us!" yelled Foley. "Ramirez! Give us some covering fire!" Ramirez fired a spray of gunfire toward the Russian vehicle as Foley and the rest of the squad ran across the street to a more tactical position. As Foley ran by him, Ramirez caught a glimpse of his ass. It was perfect, toned and no doubt sweaty from the battle. Ramirez tried to contain himself, but he couldn't keep his erection down. "Ramirez! Get the hell over here! You're going to get killed!"

Ramirez followed his CO's orders, running across the street awkwardly, trying to conceal his erection. Foley and Ramirez crouched in a garage, hidden from the sight of the vehicle's turret. Foley looked at his squadmate, and couldn't help but gaze down at his bulging BDU's. "Ramirez, is that an unauthorized sidearm?" asked Foley. "I can explain, Sarg-" Before Ramirez could finish, Foley grabbed his Hispanic squadmate's face and kissed him lustfully. Foley pulled away and undid his vest and belt, dropping down his pants and getting on all fours. Ramirez finally had full view of his CO's perfect ebony ass. "Ramirez, fuck me in the ass! That is an order!" Foley yelled, his voice shivering with lust.

Ramirez undressed himself as quickly as he could, and squatted behind his commanding officer. [HEADING=3] Here be graphic description of their sex[/HEADING] . Afterwards, they redressed and prepared for battle once again. Foley winked at his boyfriend. "Stay frosty".


2 months later:
[HEADING=3]This is final cinematic in the American arc as Ramirez[/HEADING]
After capturing the Kremlin alone, again, Ramirez regroups with the squad, but its only Sgt. Foley.
"Ramirez! I have some news!"
"I'm pregnant, and Ramirez!, you are the father"
Ramirez stood there mouth agap, nothing has really shocked him before in his life, even the time he took out the hind with his knife, but now...It's different.
[HEADING=3] More censored stuff here, the remainder at IW really wanted to maximize the shock content in this game[/HEADING]

"thank you, corporal" Foley said as he started to pull up his pants, and as he turned around, his eyes widened, shocked by what he saw.

Vladimir Putin, now a common soldier after returning from ultra-nationalist imposed exile following US troops touching his motherland's soil, came upon the duo, caught almost literally pants down.
In shock, Foley reached for his rifle, allowing his pants to drop, and Ramirez tried to reload his gun as well, but Putin was able to put a round through Foley's face, and Ramirez dropped the magazine, and now was staring down the barrel of the former president's mosin, which he chambered instantly.
a full second passed as the two men stared at each other, before the loud bang and quick bolt action were heard.
Ramirez was dead, and Vladimir Continued on his way.
**you won't get to play as putin though, because that would be badass.
 

Aur0ra145

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I'm going to say price will end up using chemical weapons to really kill some bad guys. Probably not anymore nukes in MW3, but I think the action will be a bit more widespread over the globe.
 

cieply

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You die, finally understanding how horrible this game is. Then the world explodes with cocks.
 

ThatTallGuy

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Well the beginning would be this:
"Soap, Price, America has been invaded and nuked by Russians. Are you bad enough dudes to save it?"
What follows is a hilarious series of misadventures and beating up of Russians.
After it's all over, the zombified corpse of President Reagan approaches them, having been reanimated by the radiation, and says:
"Hey dudes thanks for rescuing America. Let's go for a burger..... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Meanwhile, in Russia, Ramirez and Sgt. Foley are trapped in a secret dungeon underneath Lenin's tomb. The only way to escape is to line up a series of differently shaped tiles in order to remove enough rows for the doors to open.
 

Oilerfan92

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Some stupid over the top stuff happens. Soap and Price go to Moscow after almost falling into the bottomless plotholes throught the campaign. America invades Russia giving the player more pointless american missions. Price and Soap and Craig Fairbrass try to actually acomplish something while America just flys around Russia blowing stuff up.

Soap and Price and Craig save the day then shoot Craig in the face so that tradition is upheld.
 

Ekonk

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Sheperd comes back with an eyepatch. Gets shot. World almost burns in nuclear armageddon, Soap and Price save the day.
 

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Through a weird set of circumstances Soap finds out Price killed his father, then comes the inevitable confrontation on a space station.

Soap: "You killed my father!"
Price: "No, Soap. I am your father!"
Soap: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 

oden636

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Along the plot there will be;
+ at least 1 betrayal
+ 1 cliffhanger ending for a character
+ 6 playable characters get killed
+ the loveable character gets killed
+ the ethnic character gets killed
+ a new low will be reached (Makarov and his hard ass band of merry men go through a maternity ward with a Striker shotgun)
+ Nikoli will have his own Courier Service
The ending will be a massive QTE where the playable character uses his dismembered arm too beat the betrayer half to death with... then Nikoli will fly them away.

On a side note how much from MW2 will Treyarch steal?